Aaj Ki Naukraniya, Tauba Bhai Tauba

Ek Bacha Apne Ghar Par Kam Karne Wali Naukrani Se Bola.
Bachha: “Tum Papa Ki Nunni Ko Muh Mein Leke Kya Kar Rahi Thhi?”
Naukrani Bhi Chalu Thhi Vo Samajh Gayi Bachha Maa Ko Na Bata De, Usko Bahlane Ke Liye Boli.
Naukrani: “Beta, Tumko To Pata Hai Main Kamwali Hun Saf Safayi Karti Hu, Vo To Tumhari Mummy Ke Liye Usko Bhi Saf Kar Rahi Thhi“

India Gareeb Nahi Hai

Ek Bar Flight Mein Santa Ki Bahas Ek American Se Ho Gayi.
American: “Tumhra Desh To Bada Gareeb Hai”
Santa Ko Ye Sun Ke Gussa Aa Gaya Aur Bola
Santa: “Bhonsdi Ke, Tum Angrej Jitna Tel Khane Mein Use Karte Ho Na, Us Se Jyada To Hum Har Shanivar Ko Mandir Mein Chada Dete Hai“

Best Quotes by William Sexfear

Folding Chair & Woman – Both Useless If Legs Closed
Microwave & Girl – Both Get Hot In 15 Sec
Bra & Bar -  Men Go Crazy When They Are Open

Santa Aur Chowmein Ka Sawad

Santa Subha Khana Khate Hue Biwi Par Chilla Raha Tha.
Santa: “Ye Kya? Khane Mein Baal, Andhi Hai Tujhe Dikhta Nahi Kya?”
Biwi Gusse Mein Aake: “Chupchap Kha Le Madharchod, Raat Ko Puri Jhaantein Chowmein Samajh Ke Khane Ki Koshish Karta Hai Aur Din Mein 1 Baal Ke Liye Nakhre Karta Hai“

Haye Re Tera Sharmana

Ustad Chodumal Khan Ji Apne College Ke Dino Ko Yad Karke Apne Friends Ko Sher Suna Rahe Thhe
Ek Din Milli Wo Hume Kuch Is Tarha Se,
Udasio Mein Basi Si, Jhuki Juki Nazar Se,
Maine Akhir Puch Hi Liya Udas Kyu Ho?
Juka Ke Palke, Chupa Ke Chehra
Hole Se Boli, “Periods Chal Rahe Hai“

Girdhar Barse Angan Main NVG Version

Teacher Ne Pappu Ko “Girdhar Barse Angan Main” Mein Kavita Likhne Ko Kaha
Pappu Ne Likha
Masti Bhri Ek Madam Aayi Josh Bhare Is Yauvan Mein,
Saanjh Dhale Jab Piya Mile To Khaat Bichhi Fir Angan Mein ,
Hoth Chusaye, Chuchi Dabayee, Land Ghusa Fir Jaanghan Mein,
Wo Sisak Sisak Kar Chillayi Jab “Girdhar Barse Angan Mein

Doodh Aur Ladki Mein Kya Faraq Hota Hai

College Ke Trip Par Bache Ghumne Gaye Thhe, Aur Usmein Santa Ki Beti Chinki Bhi Thhi,
Jaisa Ki Aap Log Jante Ho Ki Jaha 1 Se Jyada Ladkiya Ho, Vaha Bas Duniya Bhar Ki Ajeebo Gareeb Baatein Shuru.
Ese Hi Chinki Ki Ek Friend Ne Sabhi Friends Ke Aage Ek Question Rakha.
Ladki: “Koi Btayega Ki Doodh Aur Ladki Mein Kya Faraq Hota Hai”
Chinki: “Ja Pagli Tujhe Itna Bhi Nahi Pata, Doodh Jab Gharam Hota Hai To Malayi Uper Aati Hai, Aur Ladki Jab Garam Ho To Malayi Niche Aati Hai”

How Was My Shots?

Dhoni Ne First Night Ke Baad Apni Wife Se Puchha
Dhoni: “How Was My Shots?”
Wife: “Bade Zabardast Shots Thhe Ji, Par Fir Bhi Aap Opening Batman Nahi Ho Ji“

Request Ki Limit Kya Ho Sakti Hai?

Jab Koi Ladka Kisi Ladki Ka Zabardasti Rape Kar Raha Ho Aur Ladki Rote Hue Bole
Ladki: “Bhaiya Please Condom To Laga Lo“

Ise Kahte Hai, Khushi Ke Mare Mar Jana

Ek Ladki Ki 5 Crore Ki Lottery Nikli Aayi, Ab Company Pareshan Ho Gayi Ki Ladki Ko Agar Itni Badi Bat Batayai To Kahi Khushi Ke Mare Mar Hi Na Jaye.
To Company Ne Apne Ek Sabse Intelligent Aur Talented Person, Ranjan (Aki) Ko Ye Kaam Sompa.
Ranjan Pahunch Gaya Ladki Ke Ghar Darwaja Khatkaya To Ek Bahut Hi Sunder Ladki Nikli, Ranjan Use Bola.
Ranjan: “Mam, Farz Karo Ki Aapki 5 Crore Ki Lottery Nikal Aaye To Aap Kya Karogi?”
Ladki Pahle Sun Kar To Hairani Hui Aur Fir Boli.
Ladki: “Aap Ke Saamne Nangi Ho Jaaungi Aur Fir Nachne Lagungi, Aap Phir Meri Chut Me Apna Lund Dal Dena Aur Mere Boobs Chusna, Aur Adhe Paisi Main Aapko De Dungi”
Aur Ye Baat Sun Kar Ranjan Vahi Khushi Ke Maare Mar Gaya.

Aaj Mausam Bada Be-Imaan Hai

Ladka Apni Girlfriend Ke Saath Park Mein Betha Tha.
Asman Ki Taraf Dekhkar Apni Girlfriend Ko Bola
Ladka: “Janu Aaj Mausam Kitna Bhadiya Hai Na, Tumhe Koi Feelings Nahi Ho Rahi Hai?”
Ladki: “Haan Ho Rahi Hai”
Ladka: “Kya?”
Ladki: “Yahi Ki Main Aaj Phir Chudne Wali Hun“

Ghar Ka Lund Daal Brabar?

Dolly Apni Saheli Shalini Se: “Mujhe Bahut Bachav Rakhna Padta Hai Ki Kahi Main Pregnent Na Ho Jaun.”
Shalini: “Lekin Mene To Suna Hai Ki Tumhare Pati Ne Operation Karva Liya Hai.”
Dolly: “Are Tabhi To Mujhe Bachav Rakhna Padta Hai.“

Doctor Ka Diagnose

Ek Gaanv Ki Aurat Doctor Ke Pass Gayi Doctor Uska Checkup Karke Bola
Doctor: “Ya To Aapko Jukaam Hai Ya Fir Aap Pregnant Ho”
Aurat Kuch Soch Kar Boli: “Jitne Bhi Logo Se Main Mili Hu Unmein Se Kisi Ka Bhi Naak Leak Nahi Kar Raha Tha Iska Matlab Main Pregnent Hi Hun.“

Masoom Bache Ki Masoom Soch

Ek Jatt Kheto Mein Kaam Kar Raha Thha, Kam Karte Karte Uska Sex Ko Mood Bana To Usne Apne Bete Ko Bulaya Aur Kaha.
Jatt: “Putar Ghar Ja Aur Apni Maa Ko Jake Ye Bol Ki Mausam Bhadiya Hai Aur Daddy Ne Khet Mein Bulaya Hai”
Ab Bechara Bachha To Bacha Hi Thha Masumiyat Se Puchha.
Bachha: “Daddy, Agar Mummy Ghar Par Na Hui To Ye Message Bhua Ko De Du?“

Bhai Logo Ke Liye Jaroori Soochna

Ajakal Ke Time Mein Ladkiya Bewafa Kyu Hoti Hai, Aur Biwiya Apne Mard Ko Chhod Kar Dusre Mardo Ke Piche Kyu Bhagti Hai.
Is Cheez Par Research Karke Hamare Pujniye Baba Saxidas Ji Ne Ek Slogan Banaya Hai.
Rozana Muth Marne Se Parhez Kariye,
Yaad Rakhein Ke Lund Jaandar To Mard Shaandar,
Aur Bivi Rahe Imaandaar.
“Purush Janhit Me Jari”

Pappu Sala To Doctor Hai

Ek Teacher Chumban Ka Virodh Karte Hue Bachho Ko Samjha Raha Thha
Teacher: “Jab Koi Ladki Kisi Ladke Ko Kiss Karti Hai To Woh Apne Munh Se Dusre Ke Munh Mein 40,000 Kitanu Transfer Karti Hai Aur Iska Koi Ilaj Nahi Hai.”
Sab Bache Khamosh Ho Gaye Aur Darr Gaye, Par Apne Pappu Ko Pata Thha Ki Teacher Chutiya Kaat Raha Hai, Kuch Soch Ke Bola.
Pappu: “Sir, Iska Ilaaj Hai.”
Teacher Hairan Ho Gaya: “Kya Ilaaj Hai?”
Pappu: “Sir Simple, Uska Chumban Usko Wapis De Do.“

Girlfriend Ke Sath Sona Paap Hai Kya?

Baba Saxidas Ke Hazro Bhakto Mein Se Unka Ek Anuj Naam Ka Bhakat Thha.
Ek Din Ja Pahuncha Baba Ke Pass Aur Puchne Laga.
Anuj: “Baba Ji, Kya Girlfriend Ke Saath Sona Paap Hai?”
Baba Saxidas Muskura Ke Bole: “Beta, Baat Paap Punya Ki Nahi Hai, Samsya Ye Hai Ki Tum Log Sotey Nahi Ho Na“

Goli To Biwi Ko Marni Chahiye Thhi

Santa Ne Apni Biwi Ko Ape Ek Dost Ke Sath Sote Dekh Liya.
Usne Aav Dekha Na Taav Bandook Uthayi Aur Dost Ko Goli Maar Di.
Biwi Ne Ye Dekha Aur Gusse Mein Aake Boli.
Biwi: “Tum Apne Gusse Pe Kaabu Rakho, Warna Ek Din Apne Sare Dosto Se Haath Dho Bethoge“

Suhagrat Ke Bad Sabse Mushkil Kaam Kya Hai?

Suhagrat Ke Bad Sabse Mushkil Kaam Kya Hai
Ladki Se Bat Karna, No
Kiss Karna, Nop
Gale Lagana, Nahi
Fir Sex Karna, Na Yaar
Agle Din Subha Ghar Walo Se Nazre Milana

Naam To Vakiye Hi Bada Pyara Hai

Santa Plane Mein Air Hostess Ko Dekhe Ja Raha Thha.
Air Hostess Ki Left Breast Pe Name Plate Lagi Thhi, Aur Uspar Likha Tha, Teena.
Santa Ne Ye Dekh Kar Air Hostess Se Pucha.
Santa: “Waah Ji Bahut Badiya Naam Rakha Hai, Dosre Wale Ka Kya Hai?“

Kamal Ka Tota

Santa Ki Biwi Bolne Wala Tota Khareed Kar Apne Ghar Laati Hai, Jo Pehla Chakla (Randi Ke Ghar) Mai Thha.
Ghar Aatey He Tota Bola: “Naya Chakla, Nayi Madam.”
Itne Me Chinki Aayi, Tota Bola: “Nayi Item Bhi Hai”
Sham Ko Jab Santa Ghar Aaya To Tota Bola.
Naya Chakla, Nayi Madam, Nayi Item Aur Purana Customer.
Kaise Ho Santa Sahab? Idhar Bhi Pahunch Gaye.

Ladki Ne Sach Bol Hi Diya

Dosto Aaj Ke Time Mein Sach Bolne Wali Ladkiya Bahut Hi Kam Hoti Hai, Khas Kar Apne Affairs Ke Bare Mein Batane Wali.

Par Aaj Ka Ye Kissa Ek Aisi Ladki Ka Hai Jisne Bina Kuch Soche Samjhe Esi Baat Bol Di Jo Shayad Koi Bhi Ladki Na Bol Sakti Ho.

Hamare Ek Dost Pankaj Ne Ek Ladki Fasayi Aur Kafi Time Dates Pe Jane Ke Baad Akhir Usko Ek Din Rat Ko Sex Karne Ke Liye Mana Hi Liya.

Hotel Ke Room Mein Jab Vo Ladki Ke Sath Sex Karne Lagta Hai To Ladki Bolti Hai.

Ladki: “Condom Ke Bina Karo Na”

Pankaj: “Nahi Nahi, Agar Mujhe AIDS Ho Gaya To?”

Ladki Bindas Hoke Boli: “Arre Pagal Gabrao Mat Nahi Hoga, Baki Sab To Condom Pahan Ke Hi Karte Hai Na“

Aur Karva Le Tariff

Patni Ne Shadi Ke Kuch Months Baad Pati Ko Kaha.
Patni: “Janu, Aapne Kabhi Mere Gharwalo Ko Tariff Nahi Ki”
Pati: “Teri Choot, Teri Maa Ki Choot, Aur Sabse Bhadiya Mast Teri Bahan Ki Choot“

Bachha Hone ki 100% Guarantee

Ek Ladki Ki Shadi Hue 3 Saal Ho Gaye Thhe Aur Uske Bachha Nahi Ho Raha Thha

Kisi Ne Usko Bataya Ki Swami Lunnacharya Bahut Pahunche Hue Hai, Unke Pass Ja Kuch Na Kuch Hal Jarur Nikal Aayega

Ladki Ja Pahunchi Baba Ke Pass Aur Apni Problem Bata Ke Boli

Ladki: “Swami Ji, Agar Main Aapko Nazrana Dun To, Guarantee Hai Ki Mera Bachha Ho Jayega?”

Ab Aap Logo Ko Pata Hi Hai Ki Hamare Swami Ji Pure Tharki Hai, Bole

Lunnacharya: “Beta, Najrane Ki Jagha Agar Ek Chance Do To 100% Guarantee Hai“

Ladki, Pappu Ko Bachha Mat Samajh

Ek Baar Pappu Apne Cousin Ko Milne College Gaya

Vaha Pe Ek Se Bhadkar Ek Sunder Ladkiya Thhi

Achahnak Pappu Ne Ek Ladki Ki Jeans Ki Back Side Pe Jahaz (Plane) Bana Dekha

Kafi Der Tak Vo Us Ladki Ko Dekhta Raha. Ladki Ne Ye Dekha Aur Pappu Ka Majak Udate Ke Liye Boli.

Ladki: “Arey, Kya Pahle Kabhi Jahaaz Nahi Dekha?”

Pappu: “Ji Jahaz To Mene Bahut Dekhe Hai, Par Esa Shandar Airport Pahle Kabhi Nahi Dekha“

Tharki Ladki Ki Sharmeeli Khwahish

Ek Ladka Aur Ladki Ki Engagment Ho Chuki Thi Aur Ab Shadi Ki Baat Chal Rahi Thhi.

Ek Din Dono Road Pe Icecream Khate Hue Apas Mein Bat Kar The Thhe.

Ladka: “Shadi Ke Liye Konsi Date Rakhain?”

Ladki Hichkichatey Hue: “22 December Rakh Lo Na”

Ladka: “Kyu, Special Yehi Din Kyu?”

Ladki Sharmate Hue: “Suna Hai Vo Saal Ki Sabse Lambi Raat Hoti Hai“

William Sexfear’s Law Of Reverse Dynamics

According To William Sexfear’s Law Of Reverse Dynamics

When A Man Becomes Rich He Becomes Naughty

& When A Woman Becomes Naughty, She Becomes Rich.

Two Types of Girls

Girls 2 Types Ki Hoti Hai

1st Boring Girls – Jo Dhup Mein Bhi Chhatri Leke Chalti Hai.

2nd Bindas Girl – Jo Baarish Mein Bhi White Dress Pahnti Hai, Aur Chattri Jan Bhuj Ke Ghar Bhul Jati Hai.

Indian Lunn With Vibrator Twist

Ek Baar Swami Lunnacharya Ji Apne Bhakto Ko Pravachan De Ke Uthe.

To Ek Angrej Ladki, Jo Unke Pravachan Se Bahut Impress Ho Chuki Thi, Unhhe Apne Sath Sex Karne Ka Offer Diya.

Ladki Jawan Aur Bahut Khubsurat Thi Aur Apne Swami Ji Bhi Tharki Thhe, Unhone Offer Accept Kar Liya.

Angrejan Ko Le Gaye Apne Kamre Mein Aur Sex Karna Shuru Kar Diya.

Jaisa Ki Aapko Pata Hai Wo Buddhe The, Aur Shareer Mein Jaan Kam Thhi, Sex Karte Karte Achanak Kaanpne Lage.

Ladki Ne Bahut Pyaar Se Puchha: “Kya Hua Swaami Ji? Aap Kaamp Kyu Rahe Ho?”

Ab Swami Ji Akhir Thhe To Sachhe Desh Bhakat, Unhone Socha Ye To Bahar Jake India Ki Beizzjti Kar Degi, Kuch Soch Ke Bole

Lunnacharya: “Bachha Wo Kya Hai, Tum Logo Ko To Vibrators Lene Ki Adat Hai, Mene Socha Indian Lunn With Vibrator Twist De Du, Kam Se Kam Yad To Rakhogi Swami Ji Ko“

New Style of Sex, It Happens Only In India

Santa Abhi Usa Mein Hi Thha Aur Soch Raha Tha Ki Vapis Jane Se Pahle Kisi Gori Ko Choda Jaye.

Pahunch Gaya Ek Gori Ke Pass, Jo Paisi Leke Uske Sath Sex Karne Ko Tyar Ho Gayi.

Dono Jab Sex Kar Rahe Thhe To Santa Bich Mein Ek Dum Se Rukk Gaya Aur Motionless Ho Gaya.

Gori Ne Ye Dekha Aur Hairani Hui, Santa Se Boli.

Girl: “Hey Asshole What Are You Doing?”

Santa: “This Is A New Sex Style In India”

Girl: “Whattt?”

Santa: “Yes, I’ve Seen This On Porn Sites And Its Called Buffering“

Mai bahut imandaar hoo

Ek ladka Cement Factory me kaam karta tha, uska baap bola:
Ghar banwana hai 25 bori cement laa de
Ladka: Nahi, mai bahut imandaar hoo
Baap: 15 laa de
Ladka: Nahi, meri kuch image hai
Baap: 5 laa de
Ladka: Nahi
Baap: Theek hai 1 mutthi la de
Ladka: 1 mutthi ka kya karogey?
Baap: Teri maa ke liye hai taki koi dusara imandaar na paida ho sake

difference between "Potentiality" and "Reality"

Youngest Son: Tell me Dad, what is the difference between "Potentiality" and "Reality"?"
Dad: I will show you.
 
Dad turns to his wife and asks her: Would you sleep with Robert Redford  for 1 million dollars"?
Wife: Yes of course! I would never waste such an opportunity...
Then Dad asks his daughter, if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for 1 million dollars?
Daughter: Wow! Yes! he is my fantasy!
So Dad turns to his elder son and asks him: "Would you sleep with Tom Cruise for 1 million dollars"?
Elder Son: Yeah! Why not? Imagine what I could do with 1 million  Dollars!I Would never hesitate!
 
So the father turns back to his younger son saying: You see son, "Potentially" we are sitting on
3 million dollars, but in "Reality" we are living with 2 prostitutes and 1 gay.

How would U Recognize

A Ques Asked In A Talent Test:
If u r Married To 1 of The Twin
Sisters, How would U Recognize
Ur WIFE?
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3 men in Prison

3 men in Prison
A Rapist
A Psycho
&
A Gay.

Rapist: If I Find a Cat here I will Fuck it hard till it Dies!

Psycho: Oh Yeah! & Once its dead I will Fuck it till I die!

Gay Standing in the Corner Softly Says: *Meeoowww*

Teachers Job

Call-girl Applies For A Teachers Job.

Principal:“Can you Teach Zoology, Biology, Geology & Physiology”

Girl: “No, I Can Teach Only Choos-Loji, Chaat-Loji, Daal-Loji & Nikal-Loji.“

Ye Kya Kar Rahe Hai

Santa Flight Mein Pilot Ke Headphones Chheen Ne Ki Koshish Kar Raha Tha.

Pilot Hairani Se: “Ye Kya Kar Rahe Hai, Sir?”

Santa: “Madharchod Ticket Hum Le, Aur Gaane Tum Suno, Chal Idhar De“

Dur-Dur Gaon Mein

Dur-Dur Gaon Mein,
Jb Raat Ko Baccha Nehi Sota Hai.
Toh.
Uski Maa Kehti He Soja Beta Soja.
Varna.
Varna.
Varna.
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Varna
DUSRA Kaise Hoga.?

natak mat kar

Hum uske sine pe sar rakh ke itna roye....
Hum uske sine pe sar rakh ke itna roye...
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ki wo khud bra utar ke boli le chutiye daba le par natak mat kar !!!

Bacha Jaag Raha Hai

Sex Karte Hue Biwi Ko Shaq Hua Ki Bacha Jaag Raha Hai,

Biwi Ne Husband Ko Bola To Usne Bache Ko Doosre Kamre Mein Lita Diya,

Sex Karne Ke Baad Jab Husband Vapis Bache Ko Lene Gaya To Dekha Ki Bachha Mutth Mar Raha Hai

Husband Gusse Se: “Oyee, Ye Kya Kar Raha Hai Tu?”

Bachha Guuse Se Bola: “Apna Kaam Apne Haath Se Kar Raha Hu, Apni Khushi Ke Liye Kisi Ki Maa Nahi Chod Raha“

Dictionary Mein Impossible Ka Word Nahi Hai

Ye Hitler Ke Zamane Ki Baat Hai.

Vo Stage Pe Chadd Ke Speach De Raha Thha.

Hitler: “Meri Dictionary Mein Impossible Ka Word Nahi Hai”

Piche Se Bheed Mein Santa Nikla Aur Bola

Santa: “To Bhonsdi Ke Dekh Ke Leni Chahiye Thhi Na“

Bhagwan Ji Kab Darte Hai?

Pappu Aur Uska Dost Golu Ice Cream Kha Rahe Thhe Khate Khate Golu Ne Pappu Se Pucha

Golu: “Saale Tere Mein Bada Dimag Hai Na, Chal Ye Bata Ki Bhagwan Ji Kab Darte Hai?”

Pappu Ne Kuch Der Socha Aur Samne Mandir Ko Dekh Ke Bola

Pappu: “Jab Koi Larki Mandir Mein Jaye Aur Bole, Ki Agar Meri Ye Mannat Puri Hui To Main Bhagwan Ko Nariyal Chadaungi.“

Nanhe Bachhe Kaise Paida Hote Hai ?

Classroom Mein Chintu Ne Apne Teacher Se Pucha

Chintu: “Madam Bachhe Kaise Paida Hota Hai?”

Teacher Samjhate Hue: “Asman Se Ek Sunder Si Pari Aati Hai, Aur Maa Ke Takiye Ke Niche Ek Fool Rakh Ke Chali Jati Hai, Aur Agle Din Vo Ek Nanha Sa Bacha Ban Jata Hai”

Golu Ye Sab Sun Raha Thha, Us Se Raha Na Gaya Bench Se Utha Aur Madam Se Bola

Golu: “Madam Ji, To Kya Wo Thoka Thok wala system ab band ho gaya hai"

Nanhe Bachhe Kaise Paida Hote Hai ?

Classroom Mein Chintu Ne Apne Teacher Se Pucha

Chintu: “Madam Bachhe Kaise Paida Hota Hai?”

Teacher Samjhate Hue: “Asman Se Ek Sunder Si Pari Aati Hai, Aur Maa Ke Takiye Ke Niche Ek Fool Rakh Ke Chali Jati Hai, Aur Agle Din Vo Ek Nanha Sa Bacha Ban Jata Hai”

Golu Ye Sab Sun Raha Thha, Us Se Raha Na Gaya Bench Se Utha Aur Madam Se Bola

Golu: “Madam Ji, To Kya Wo Thoka Thok wala system ab band ho gaya hai"

First Night Pe Hosh Uda Dena

Miya Biwi Ne Suhagrat Manayi Aur Thak Ke Beth Gaye.

Husband Ne Biwi Pe Rob Marne Ke Liye Bola.

Husband: “Main Shadi Se Pahle 20 Call Girls Ke Saath Sex Kar Chuka Hun”

Biwi Sharmatey Hue: “Oh Ji Mene Aapko Pahchan Liya, Aap Wohi Hona Na Jo 500 Rs Ka Nakli Note De Gaye Thhe“

Sharmeeli Ladki Ka Sharmeela Answer

Ek Baar Class Mein Ek Nayi Ladki Aayi

Teacher Ne Us Se Pucha

Teacher: “Tumhara Naam Kya Hai?”

Ladki: “Ji, Pinki”

Teacher: “Aage Ya Piche Kuch Lagati Ho?”

Ladki Sharmate Hue: “Ji Aage Veet Cream Aur Piche Sarson Ka Tel“

An Old Man’s Cheating

A Young Girl After Her Honeymoon Came Fully Exhausted And Tired.

Her Friends Asked Her What Happened?

She Replied: “When This 70 Year Old Bastard Told Me He Has Saved A Lot From Last 50 Years, I Thought It Was Money“

Girlfriend Ko Sex Ke Liye Kaisi Manaye

Ustad Chodumal Khan Saab Ne Apni Girlfriend Ko Sex Ke Liye Manane Ke Liye Ek Sher Sunaya

Jubaan Pe Jab Bhi Naam Tera Aata Hai,

Ye Haath Mere Niche Chala Jaata Hai,

Tumhe Paane Ke Liye Kuch Bhi Kar Jaunga,

Ek Baar Karne De Warna Hila Hila Ke Mar Jaunga.

Ladki Aur Bijli Ki Taar Mein Farak?

Ek Din Santa Ne Banta Se Puchha: “Oye Ek Baat Bata, Ladki Aur Bijli Ki Taar Mein Kya Farak Hai?”

Banta: “Yaar Jyada Farak Nahi Hai, Dono Nangi Ho To Jaan Nikal Deti Hain.”

Ise Kahte Hai Bindaas Ladki

Ek Ladka Aur Ladki Raat Ko Car Mein Ja Rahe The,

Ladke Ne Kisi Sunsaan Jagah Par Car Rok Kar Kaha: “Agar Mein Tunhare Sath Munh Kaala Karu To Tum Shor To Nahi Machaogi?”

Ladki Bhi Bindas Thhi Boli: “Agar Tum Muh Kala Na Kar Sake To Jarur Shor Machaungi.“

Santa In USA, Chakk De Fatte

Santa Jyada Sharab Peene Ki Wajah Se USA Mein Ek Bar Ke Bahar Dhamal Macha Raha Thha.

Kisi Ne Complaint Kar Di To Police Aa Gayi,

Ek Sexy Si Police Officer Car Mein Se Bahar Aayi Aur Santa Ko Boli.

Officer: “Anything You Say Will Be Taken Down.”

Sharabi Santa Nashe Mein: “Your Panties.“

Animals Are True Friends

One Day A Bear And A Rabbit Were Walking Together In Jungle.

They Met A Fairy, She Granted Them 3 Wishes.

1st Wish

Bear: “Make All The Bears In This Area Female, Except Me.”

Rabbit: “Give Me A Helmet”

Bear Got Confused Seeing Rabbit’s Wish

2nd Wish

Bear: “Make All Bears In This World Female, Except Me”

Rabbit: “Give Me A Bike”

Bear Thought That Rabbit Is Fool

3rd Wish

Bear: “Make All The Bears In This World Female, Except Me”

Rabbit Sat On The Bike, And Drove Away Saying

“Make This Bear Gay“

Ladkiya Dupatta Kyun Pahnti Hai?

Teacher Ne Class Mein Pappu Se Pucha

Teacher: “Batao Ladkiya Dupatta Kyun Pahnti Hai?”

Pappu: “Mam, Science Ki Wajah Se”

Teacher: “Wo Kaisi”

Pappu: “Kyunki Science Bhi Is Baat Ko Manti Hai Ki Khane Peene Ki Cheezo Ko Dhakk Kar Rakhna Chahiye“