Naujawan Ladko Ko Ek Nek Salah

Ustad Chodumal Khan Saab Ji Ne Kunware Ladko Ko Salah Dete Hue Ek Sher Arz Kiya Hai.

Lamha Lamha Waqt Yun Intezar Mein Gujar Jayega,

Saat Fero Ke Saath Koi Ek Din Tumse Band Jaega.

Abhi Bhi Waqt Hai Kisi Bandi Ko Pakad Ke Chod Lo.

Kya Pata Hai Kaun Chuda Hua Tumare Gale Pad Jayega.

Sab Mujhe Kahte The Chamkta Sitara

Ustad Chodumal Khan Saab Ji Apni School Ki Yaado Ko Taza Karte Hue Ek Sher Bolte Hai.

Sab Mujhe Kahte The Chamkta Sitara,

Irshad Irshad…

Sab Mujhe Kahte The Chamakta Sitara,

Kyoki 7vi Me Hi Khol Diya Tha Maine 12vi Ki Ladki Ka Nara

Punjab Ki To Baat Hi Alag Hai

Ek Bar Ek Pathan, Himachli Aur Santa Apas Mein Apne Desh Ke Bare Mein Baatein Kar Raha Thha

Pathan: “Hamare Registan Mein Awaz Maro Kushamdid To Vapis Awaz Ati Hai, Amid .. Amid”

Himachli: “Hamare Pahado Mein Awaz Maro I Love You To Vapis Awaz Ati Hai, Luv U … Luv U”

Santa: “Ye To Kuch Bhi Nahi, Hamare Punjab Mein Awaz Maro Teri Maa Di To Vapis Awaz Ati Hai, Teri Bhen Di“

Man Saaf Hona Chahiye, Jism Ka Kya Hai

Suhagrat Par Ladke Ne Patni Ko Kiss Ki Aur So Gaya.

Agle Din Saas Bahu Mandir Jane Lage To Saas Boli.

Saas: “Beta Mandir Jane Se Pahle Naha Lo”

Bahu Gusse Se: “Maa Ji, Sirf Brush Karva Lo, Baki Sab Saaf Hai“

Degree Lena Itna Asaan Thode Hai

Ek Aurat Ne Apni Kamwali Ko Apni Degree Par Tauba Tauba Karte Dekh Usne Puchha.

Malkin: “Tu Roj Meri Board Ki Degree Dekh Kar Tauba Tauba Kyu Karti Hai?”

Kamwali Hairan Hote Hue: “Mujhe 10th Pass Karne Tak Master Ne 80 Bar Choda Thha, Scohti Hun Ki Aapka Kya Haal Hua Hoga“

Niche Ke Baal Safed Kyu Nahi Hote?

Chinki Aur Uski Saheli Pinky Class Mein Bethe Baatein Kar Rahe Thhe.

Achanak Pinky Ke Dimag Mein Ek Sawal Aya Aur Usne Chinki Se Puchha.

Pinky: “Chinki Yaar Ek Baat To Bata”

Chinki: “Puch?”

Pinky: “Yaar Hamare Sir Ke Baal Bahut Jaldi Safed Ho Jate Hai Magar Niche Ke Nahi, Esa Kyu Hai?”

Chinky Huste Hue: “Ja Pagli, Itna Bhi Nahi Pata, Niche Ke Baal Sir Ke Balo Se 14 Saal Chote Jo Hote Hai“

Har Kam Apne Waqt Par Hi Hota Hai

Thekedar Ke Bete Ne Apne Daddy Se Ek Farmayish Ki.

Beta: “Daddy, Mujhe Ek Bhai Aur Chahiye Chahiye Wo Bhi Aaj Aur Abhi”

Thekedar: “Par Beta Is Kaam Mein 9 Mahiney Lagte Hai”

Beta Request Karte Hue: “Papa, Aap To Thekedar Hai 7 8 Aadmi Laga Ke Jaldi Kara Do Na“

Special Yoga For Highly Stressed Students.

Special Yoga For Highly Stressed Students.

1. Sit On The Chair And Relax

2. Bend Your Head Back

3. Close Your Eyes And Slowly Say

Maa Chudaye Padayi

Mujhe Kuch Bhi Nahi Dikhayi De Raha

Ek Bar Santa Ki Eyes Mein Kuch Problem Aa Gayi, To Uska Eyes Ka Operation Karna Pada.

Operation Ho Gaya To Santa Ne Socha Ki Chalo Paisi Bachaye Jaye.

Doctor Ne Uski Aankho Ki Patti Kholni Shuru Ki, Aur Pucha

Doctor: “Kaisa Dikh Raha Hai Ab Aapko?”

Santa: “Doctor Saab Mujhe Kuch Nahi Dikh Raha”

Doctor Ne Uski Aankhein Saanf Ki Or Fir Pucha.

Santa: “Dr. Saab Kuch Bhi Nahi Dikh Raha”

Doctor Ne Kuch Socha Aur Apni Nurse Ko Kaha Ki Apne Kapde Utare, Fir Santa Se Pucha.

Santa: “Kuch Nahi Dikh Raha Ji”

Doctor Ne Nurse Ko Bra And Panty Utarne Ko Kaha, Aur Fir Pucha.

Santa: “Nahi Ji Sab Kuch Kaala Kaala Hai”

Doctor Ne Nurse Ko Kaha Ki Santa Ke Samne Jake Apne Boobs Hilaye Aur Choot Mein Ungli Dale.

Nurse Ne Esa Kiya, Doctor Ne Fir Santa Se Pucha.

Santa: “Doctor Saab Sach Mein Mujhe Kuch Najar Nahi Aa Raha”

Doctor Ne Santa Ko Zor Se Thappar Mara Aur Bola.

Doctor: “Bhonsdi Ke Kuch Bhi Nazar Nahi Aa Raha To, Tera Lund Kaisi Khada Ho Gaya Hai?“

Santa Ne Fir Moke Ka Fayda Utha Hi Liya

Santa Ne Train Mein Ek Gori Mam Ka Rape Kar Diya.

Santa Ko Police Ne Pakad Liya Aur Court Mein Usko Pesh Kiya Gaya.

Judge: “Tumne Is Bechari Aurat Ke Sath Rape Kyu Kiya?”

Santa: “Ji Maine To Iska Naam Pucha Thha, Ye Boli Marry Marlow, Bas Fir Kya Thha Mene Mar Li“

Kunwari Ladki Ka Tharakpan

Tod Kar Ye Sari Duniya Ke Bandhan Aur Asool,
Main Aaj Teri Baahon Mein Aana Chahti Hun

Bhul Ke Sharm Aaj Tere Badan Se Lipat Kar,
Apne Hoth Tere Hotho Se Milana Chahti Hun

Utaar Ke Apne Makhmali Tan Se Saare Kapde,
Mein Aaj Tere Bister Ko Sajaana Chahti Hun.

Dikka Kar Tujhe Apni Chhati Ka Haseen Nazara,
Usey Aaaj Tere Hathon Se Dabwana Chahti Hun.

Aaj Apni Dono Taangon Ko Khol Kar Thoda Sa,
Tumhe Apni Sharm-Gah Dikhana Chahti Hun.

Meri Sharm-Gah Ko Sehlana Apni Zuban Se,
Iska Lutff Main Bhi Aaj Uthana Chahti Hun.

Mujhe Tum Bistar Pe Leja Kar Ragad Daalo,
Kyuki Aaj Mein Sirf Chudwana Chahti Hun

Wo Aur Uske Intezaar Mein Ek Sher

Ruthi Hai Wo Thoda Sa Intezar Karunga To Aa Hi Jayegi,

Ziddi Hai Wo Thoda Sa Manaunga To Vo Maan Hi Jayegi,

Mana Ki Bahut Dukh Deti Hai Vo, Par Akhir Aa Hi Jayegi,

Takleef Hogi Kuch Pal, Par Fir Chain Ki Sans Aa Hi Jayegi,

Kitna Intezar Kiya Mene Uska, Ab To Shayad Aa Hi Jayegi,

Haath Jod Ke Bahut Dua Ki, Ab To Dua Kabool Ho Hi Jayegi,

Aa Hi Gayi Akhir Vo Aur Mere Dil Ko Thand Pahuncha Hi Gayi,

Dosto Girlfriend Na Samajh Lena Use, Potty Mujhe Aa Hi Gayi.

Ohh, Ab Samajh Mein Aayi Ye Baat

Ek Bar Ki Baat Hai Aeroplane Ne Rocket Se Poocha.

Aeroplane: “Yaar Ek Baat To Bata, Tu Itna Tez Kaisi Ud Leta Hai?”

Rocket Ne Rote Hue Kaha: “Woh Toh Jiski Gaand Mein Aag Lagi Hoti Hai Usi Ko Pata Chalta Hai.“

Ye Bachha To Pure Businessman Nikla

Do Ladkiya Class Mein Ek Mote Bachhe Ka Pet Dekh Kar Boli.

Ladkiya: “Oye Motu, Ye Pani Ka Matka Kitne Ka Dega.”

Bachha Bhi Pura Kameena Tha, Bina Sharam Kiye Pant Utari Aur Lund Dikha Kar Bola.

Bachha: “Nal Sahit Rs. 500/- Ka“

For Fifteen Bucks, You Can Only Look At It

Jack Meets A Call Girl On The Street.

Jack: “Come On, Babe, Let’s Go In The Alleyway And Get It On. I’ve Got Fifteen Bucks.”

Call Girl: “Fifteen Bucks? You’re Crazy. For Fifteen Bucks, I’ll Let You Look At It.”

They Go Into The Alleyway, She Pulls Down Her Jeans, And Jack Gets Down On His Knees.

But He Can’t See Anything, Because It’s Too Dark, So He Gets Out His Lighter.

He Lights His Lighter And Says.

Jack: “Oh My God, Your Pubic Hair, It’s So Curly And Thick, Really Beautiful.”

She Smile: “Thank You.”

Jack: “You Mind If I Ask You A Personal Question?”

Call Girl: “Sure, Go Ahead.”

Jack: “Can You Pee Through All That Hair?”

Call Girl: “Of Course.”

Jack: “Well, You Better Start. Because You’re On Fire.“