Lund Agar Aur Khubsurat Hota To Kya Hota?

Ek Ladki Bhagwan Se Prathna Kar Rahi Thhi Aur Mang Rahi Thhi.

Ladki: “Hey Bhagwan! Please Ladko Ka Lund Thoda Khubsoorat Banado”

Bhagwan Ji Parkat Hue Aru Gusse Se Bole.

Bhagwan Ji: “Itna Ganda Banane Par To Chooss Leti Ho, Achha Banane Par Toh Kha Hi Jaogi“

Esi Baatein Bhoolni Nahi Chahiye

Girlfriend & Boyfriend Hotel Mein Sex Karne Ke Liye Gaye

Jaisi Hi Vaha Jake Ladki Ne Jeans Utari To Panty Mein Se Hariyali Najar Aayi

Ladke Ne Gabrate Hue Puchha: “Abe Ye Kya Hai??”

Ladki Sharmate Hue: “Oh Shittt, Raat Ko Mooli Nikalana Hi Bhool Gayi“

Bachhe Ka Naam Kya Hoga

Sex Ke Waqt Ladki Apni Tange Faila Ke Boyfriend Se Puchti Hai.

Ladki: “Hamare Bache Ka Naam Kya Hoga?”

Ladka Condom Pehan Ke Bola: “Iske Baad Bhi Ho Gaya To Jaadu Rakhenge“

Chinki Ka Idea, What An Idea Sir Ji

Chinki Ne Apne Boyfriend Ko Gusse Mein Aake SMS Kiya

Balance Nahi Hai? Ek Bhi SMS Nahi Kar Rahe Ho? Nasbandi Karva Lo, Sarkar 1200/-Degi.

Fir Balance Dal Lena Aur Khub Message Karna

What An Idea Sir Ji

Paagal To Pagal Hi Rahte Hai

Pankaj Naam Ka Ek Pagal Roj Kahta Thha

“Gulel Banaunga Panchhi Ko Maruga”

Ghar Walo Ne Tang Aakar Usko Pagalkhane Bhej Diya.

5 Mahine Treatment Ke Bad Ghar Walo Ne Socha Ki Jake Dekhte Hai Ki Usko Farak Pada Ya Nahi.

Dr. Ne Us Se Pucha: “Ab Kya Karoge?”

Pagal: “Shadi”

Docto: “Phir?”

Pagal: “Suhagraat”

Docto: “Phir?”

Pagal: “Uski Sari Utaruga”

Docto: “Phir?”

Pagal: “Blouse”

Docto: “Oho ! Phir?”

Pagal: “Bra Utaruga”

Docto: “My God, Phir?”

Pagal: “Phir Kya! Bra Ke Elastic Se Gule Banaunga Aur Panchhi Ko Maruga“

Bechari Biwi, Pareshani To Hogi Hi

Gandhi Ki Patni Jab No Saal Mein Novi Baar Pregnant Hui To Vo Nehru Ke Pass Gayi Aur Boli

Biwi: “Bhai Sahab Inhe Zara Samjhaiye Ki Kam Se Kam Condom To Suti Kapde Ka Na Pehne“

Fir Waha Jana Kya Karne Hai?

Ladke Ne Apni Nayi Bani Girlfriend Ko Bade Pyar Se Kaha

Boy: “Cinema Chale?”

Girl: “Nahi, Wahaan Tum Chuchi Dabaoge?”

Boy: “Nahi Yaar”

Girl: “Kiss Kroge?”

Boy: “Bilkul Bhi Nahi”

Girl: “Chut Pe Haath Lagaoge?”

Boy: “Na Baba Na”

Girl: “Bhosdi Ke Fir Waha Kya Aapni Maa Chudwane Jayega“

Pappu Ki Kasam, Wah Bhai Wah

Pappu Ki Ladkio Se Pange Lene Ki Adat Se Sab Dukhi The Aur Roj Usko Galiya Padti Thhi.

To Uske Principal Ne Kaha Ki Aaj Tujhe Bhagwan Ke Aage Kasam Khani Hogi Ki Ladkiyo Ko Tang Nahi Karunga.

Principal Usko School Ke Ander Bane Mandir Mein Le Gaya Aur Bola.

Principal: “Chal Ab Bhagwan Ke Aage Kasam Kha”

Pappu Bhi Harami Thha, Dimag Mein Idea Aya Aur Bola

Pappu: “Main Kasam Khata Hun Ki Aaj Ke Bad Har Ladki Ko Apni Maa Samjhunga”

Aur Ye Bol Ke Dheere Se Bola, Jo Principal Sun Na Saka.

Apne Hone Wale Bachho Ki

Grahako Ke Sath Naainsafi

Cream Ki Advertisement Mein Face Dikhaya.

Soap Ki Advertisement Mein Haath Dikhaye.

Shampoo Ki Advertisement Mein Baal Dikhaye.

Par Whisper Ki Advertisement Mein Kuch Nahi Dikhaya

Kyu? Kyu? Kyu?

Jaago Grahko Jaago Ye Aap Logo Ke Sath Nainsaafi Hai

Bachho Kabhi Hausla Mat Haarna

Teacher Class Mein Bacho Ka Hausla Bhadane Ke Liye Samjha Rahi Thhi

Teacher: “Agar Irada Sacha Ho To Har Sapna Pura Ho Jata Hai”

Pappu: “Madam Ji Ye Baat Juth Hai”

Teacher Hairani Se: “Kyu Pappu, Esa Kyu Bola Tumne?”

Pappu: “Agar Ye Bat Sach Hoti To Ab Tak Aap Mere 2 Bachho Ki Maa Ban Gayi Hoti“

College Mein Ek Gunde Type Ke Ladke Ne Nayi Ayi Chinki Ko Patane Ki Koshish Ki.

College Mein Ek Gunde Type Ke Ladke Ne Nayi Ayi Chinki Ko Patane Ki Koshish Ki.

Par Bahut Si Koshisho Ke Bad Bhi Uski Ek Na Chali To Usko Gussa Aya Aur Chinki Ki Beizzti Karne Ki Sochi.

Ek Din Apne Dosto Ke Sath Khada Hua Tha Aur Chini Friends Ke Sath Ja Rahi Thhi, Dekh Kar Bola.

Ladka: “Bus, Train Aur Ladki Ke Piche Nahi Bhagna Chahiye, Sali Ek Jati Hai Dusri Aa Jati Hai”

Chinki: “Auto, Rikhsaw Aur Ladko Ka Ek Hi Haal Hai, Ek Ko Bulao Harami 4 4 Aa Jate Hai“

Jaisi Ko Taisa

Aap Santa Aur Uske Bete Pappu Ko To Bahut Ache Tarha Se Jante Ho.

Par Pappu Ki Ek Bahan Bhi Hai Jo Usi Ki Tarha Hoshiya Hai Aur Chalak Bhi

Santa Ne Jitna Apna Naam Duboya Hai Ye Bache Usko Utha Hi Uthane Ki Koshish Kar Rahe Hai

To Aayiye Milte Hai Santa Ki Beti Aur Pappu Ki Bahan Chinki Se.

Jai Ho Baba Ramdev

Ek Chotta Bacha Jiska Nam Rahul Thha Apna Angutha Bada Chusta Tha, Aur Uski Ye Adat Nahi Ja Rahi Thhi.

Padosi Ne Uske Daddy Ko Bataya Ki Isko Rabdev Baba Ji Ke Pass Bhej Do Thik Ho Jaygea.

Ab Vahan Se Ane Ke Baad Vo Bachha Apni Lulli Bhi Choos Leta Hai

Ise Kahte Hai, Jo Na Kara Sake Kamdev, Vo Karaye Baba Ramdev

Unseen Sholay Film Dialog

Sholay Film Ka Sensor Board Ke Dwara Kaata Gaya Ek Scene

Gabbar Basanti Ko Nacha Raha Tha, Sath Mein Sharab Bhi Pee Raha Tha

Sharab Ka Nasha Aur Basanti Ka Husn Dekh Kar Uspe Tharak Chadd Gayi

Aur Udhar Basanti Bhi Bechari Nach Nach Ke Tang Aa Gayi Thhi

Gabbar Nashe Mein: “Apni Choot Tu Mujhe De De Basanti”

Basanti: “Bhonsdi Ke Chutiya Gabbar, Jab Se Mujhe Utha Ke Laya Hai Ab Tak 2 Baar Le Chuka Hota, Ese Hi Meri Nacha Nacha Ke Gaand Le Rakhi Hai“

Why You Cant See A Girl’s Heart

Ek Baar Sawami Lunnachary Apne Videshi Bhakto Se Apni Jawaani Ki Yaaade Share Kar Rahe The.

Lunnacharya: “She Saw My Face, But Forgot To Look Into My Heart”

“I Tried Looking Into Her Heart, But I Couldn’t See It B’coz.

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Her Boobs Were Just Awesome !!!

Lund Ka Sawad

Ek Aadmi Ke Lund Pe Madhu Makhi Ne Kaat Liya.

Apni Biwi Ko Lekar Doctor Ke Pass Gaya.

Biwi Ne Doctor Ko Side Mein Bualaya Aur Boli

Biwi: “Doctor Sahab, Keval Dard Ki Dava Dena, Soojan Rehne Dena“

Which Kind Of Girls Wear Transparent Clothes?

Q. Which Kind Of Girls Wear Transparent Clothes?

Answer By Shiela: “Those Girls Who Don’t Trust The Imagination Power Of A Boy“

Mobile Dhundne Ka Achha Tarika

Agar Tumhe Apna Mobile Na Mile, Aur Kahin Se Khojne Pe Bhi Pata Na Chale Kidhar Rakha Hai.

To Kisi Aur Ke Mobile Se Apna Number Milana, 100% Vibration Aur Ringtone Tumhari Gand Mein Se Bajegi

Thakk Gayi Bechari Ladki

Ek Ladka Car Mein Ja Raha Tha Usne Ek Ladki Ko Sadak Par Pedal Chalte Dekh Kar Car Rok Kar Pucha

Ladka: “Madam Kya Apko Lift Chahiye?”

Ladki: “Nahi! Please Main Teen Din Se Lift Hi Le Rahi Hun Aaj Mujhe Ghar Jane Do.“