How A Gynecologist Remember a Face

Once A Lady Met A Male Gynecologist In A Party And Asked.

Lady: “Doctor Do You Remember Me?”

Doctor Replied: “Sorry Mam, I Don’t Remember Ladies By Their Faces.“

Fuddi Ki Demand Kam Hone Ka Ek Reason

College Mein Ek Ladke Ne Chinki Ko Dekha Aur Bola.

Ladka: “Janeman Aajkal To Fuddi (Choot) Ki Badi Demand Ho Gayi Hai”

Chinki: “Beta Ye Aur Bhi Jyada Hoti, Agar Tum Ladke Gaand Marwana Shuru Na Karte“

Ladkiyo, Virginity Bachane Ka Sabse Acha Tarika

Suhagrat Par Patni Ke Sath Sex Karne Ke Bad, Pati Bada Khush Tha.

Patni Ke Mathe Ko Chhum Kar Bola.

Pati: “Janu Aaj Bada Maja Aya Aur Main Bahut Khush Hun.”

Patni: “Achha Ji, Kyu?”

Pati: “Tum To Virgin Nikli, Apni Choot Ko Aaj Tak Badi Hifazat Se Bacha Ke Rakha Hai Tumne”

Patni Sharmati Hui: “Aji, Dua Meri Gaand Ko Dijiye, Jiski Wajah Se Aaj Tak Meri Choot Bachi Rahi“

Dahej Mangna Galat Baat Hai

Gaanv Mein Ladke Ki Shadi Tay Hui, Vo Apne Sasur Ko Bola.

Ladka: “Sasur Ji, Mujhe Dahej Mein Ek Motorcycle Bhi Chahiye”

Sasur Gusse Se Bhadakta Hua Bola: “Bhonsdi Ke, Tere Ko Sare Gaanv Ki Taxi De Di, Aur Tujhe Ab Bhi Motorcycle Chahiye“

Thand Mein Chudayi, Na Baba Na

Ek Aadmi Ki Nayi Nahi Shadi Hui, November Ka Mahina Thha Aur Kadake Ki Sardi padd Rahi Thi.

Kamre Mein Aate Hi Vo Rajayi Mein Gussa Aur So Gaya.

Patni Ne Ye Dekha Aur Thodi Der Bad Usko Kohni Mar Ke Boli.

Patni: “Suno Ji, Meri Taango Ke Bich Mein Ek Mori (Hole) Bhi Hai”

Aadmi Gusse Se: “To Band Kar Us Mori Ko, Main Bhi Sochu Rajayi Mein Thandi Hawa Kaha Se Aa Rahi Hai“

Baba Saxidas Ji Ki Kuch Mahan Baatein

Dosto, Aaj Aapko Baba Saxidas Ji Ke Kuch Mahan Shabad Aur Baatein Batata Hun, Jisko Pad Kar Shayad Kuch Logo Ko Is Zindagi Ke Bare Mein Aur Choot Lode Ke Bare Mein Samajh Aaye.



Jyadatar Log Choot Nahi Paana Chahte, Sift Chod Ke Chhodna Chahte Hai, Kyunki Choot Ke Saath Bachho Ki Jimmedari Aa Jati Hai, Aur Log Jimmevariyo Se Darte Hai.

Agar Tum Kisi Choot Ko Nahi Chod Sakte To Usko Kisi Aur Ke Chodne Ke Liye Chhod Do.

Lund Jyadatar Lund Hi Hota Hai, Kyunki Jab Use Choot Nahi Milti To Sirf Peshab Karne Ke Hi Kaam Aata Hai.

Insaan Ka Bachha Jitna Hum Soch Sakte Hai Us Se Kahin Jyada Kameena Hai, Aur Vo Kitna Kameena Hai Vo Hum Soch Bhi Nahi Sakte.

Paiso Ke Baad Har Aadmi Aur Aurat Ka Matlab Sirf Choot Hai, Chahe Vo Maarna Ho Ya Marwana.

Jis Tarha Kisi Ko Gand Marwane Ke Liye Majbur Nahi Kiya Ja Sakta, Isi Tarha Kisi Ko Gand Maarne Ke Liye Bhi Majbur Nahi Kiya Ja Sakta.

Lund Chahe Jitna Bhi Bada Ho Par Hota Ghulam Hi Hai, Choot Ka Ghulam

Mard Sirf Tab Tak Shaktishali Hai Jab Tak Vo Choot Nahi Mar Leta, Marne Ke Baad Balshali Mard Bhi Nirbal Ho Jaata Hai.

Bechara Mareez Bhi Kya Kare

Nurse Ne Pareshan Hote Hue Doctor Ko Bola.

Nurse: “Sir, Mene 14 Number Wale Patient Ka 4 Bar B.P Check Kiya Hai, Har Baar Bhada Hi Mila Hai”

Dr. Ne Kuch Socha Aur Bola: “Abki Bar Check Karo To Apni Shirt Ke Uper Ke Button Band Karke Check Karna“

Pathan Ko Budhu Banana Mushkil Hi Nahi, Namumkin Hai

3 Pathan Logo Ne Khoob Jamkar Daru Pee, Aur Ghar Jane Ke Liye Ek Taxi Rukwayi.

Taxi Wali Ne Socha Salo Ne Pee Rakhi Hai, Inka Chutiya Bana Deta Hun.

Usne Gadi Start Ki Aur Vahi Khade Khade 1 Minute Bad Gadi Band Kar Di, Aur Bola.

Taxiwala: “Lo Janab, Hum Pahunch Gaye”

Pahle Pathan Ne Paisi De Diye.

Dusre Ne Bhi Paisi De Diye Aur Thanks Bola.

Teesre Pathan Ne Usko Ek Zor Ka Thappad Maara.

Taxiwale Ne Socha Ki Isko Pata Chal Gaya Hai, Rote Hue Bola.

Taxiwala: “Pathan Ji Maaf Kar Do Galti Ho Gayi”

Teesra Pathan: “Sale Aaj Chhod Deta Hun, Par Aaj Ke Baad Taxi Aram Se Chalaiyo, Aaj To Tune Marwa Hi Dena Tha“

Waqt Se Pehle Aur Kismat Se Jyada Kabhi Nahi Milta

Santa Ke Pass 15 Inch Ka Bada Chota Aur Pyara Sa Goda (Horse) Thha.

Uske Khas Dost Banta Ne Usko Dekha Aur Puchha: “Yaar Itna Pyara Goda Kaha Se Liya?”

Santa: “Yaar Vo Udhar Jheel Ke Paas Ek Bade Pahunche Hue Baba Aaye Hai Aur Tapasya Kar Rahe Hai, Jo Maango De Dete Hai”

Banta: “Wah Yaar Ye To Bada Achha Hai, Main Bhi Jaake Kuch Mang Leta Hun”

Santa: “Par Yaar Ek Baat Ka Dhayan Rakhna, Unko Zara Ooncha Sunta Hai, Aur Vo Sirf Ek Hi Murad Puri Karte Hai”

Banta Ja Pahuncha Baba Ke Pas Aur Bola: “Baba Ji Mujhe Heerey Se Bhari Ek Bori De Do”

Baba Ne Apne Muh Mein Kuch Mantar Pade Aur Bori Aa Gayi, Aur Baba Fir Apni Tapasya Mein Leen Ho Gaye.

Banta Ne Khushi Khushi Bori Uthayi Aur Ghar Vapis Aa Gaya, Aake Jaisi Hi Usne Bori Kholi To Usmein Kheerey Thhe.

Vo Rota Hua Santa Ke Pass Gaya Aur Bola: “Yaar Badi Bakchodi Ho Gayi Mene Mange To Heere Thhe Par Ander Se Kheere Nikle”

Santa Rote Hue: “Bhonsdi Ke Tujhe Bola To Tha Ki Baba Ooncha Sunte Hai, Aur Tujhe Kya Lagta Hai Ki Maine 15 Inch Ka Goda Manga Hoga“

Mahangayi Par Ek Sher, Chodumal Ki Jubani

Aaj Kal Ki Mahngayi Ke Daur Par Ustad Chodumal Khan Sahab Ne Sher Arz Kiya Hai
Hum To Tailor Ke Pas Silwane Jaya Karte Thhe Apni,
Par Aaj To Tailor Ne Hamari Hi Phaad Ke Rakh Di.

Hont Fattne Ki Dastaan

Ek Ladki Rote Hue Doctor Ke Pass Gayi Doctor Ne Usko Dekha Aur Pucha.
Doctor: “Arrey Tumhare Hont Kaisi Fatte?”
Ladki: “Ji Kiss Karte Hue”
Doctor Hairan Se: “Kiss Karte Hue Hont Itne Buri Tarha Se To Nahi Fatt Sakte?”
Ladki: “Ji Main Usko Kiss Kar Rahi Thhi, Kisi Ne Darwaje Par Knock Kiya Aur Usne Gabra Ke Pant Ki Zip Band Kar Li“

Insaano Se Ab Pyar Kisko Hai?

Ek Bar Ek Ladke Ne Apne Mom-Dad Ko Sex Karte Dekh Liya.
Dad Ne Socha Ye Bacha Hai Isko Bahla Deta Hun, Bola.
Dad: “Hum Tere Liye Ek Chota Bhai Bana Rahe Hai”
Bachha: “To Fir Sex Doggy Style Mein Kare, Mujhe Bhai Ki Jagha Ek Pilla Chahiye“

Tharki Doctor, Aur Lele Maje

Shahar Mein Ek Bada Hi Sayana Doctor Thha, Har Tarha Ki Beemari Ka Ilaj Kar Leta Hai.
Ek Din Uske Pas Ek Bahut Hi Sunder Si Ladki Apna Checkup Karvane Gayi.
Doctor Ki Usko Dekh Ke Niyat Kharab Ho Gayi.
Doctor Ne Usko Bola Ki Full Checkup Karna Hai Pure Kapde Utaro.
Fir Doctor Ne Usko Litaya Aur Usko Smooch (French Kiss) Karne Lag Gaya.
Ladki Ne Pucha: “Ye Kya Kar Rahe Ho?”
Doctor: “Mouth Cancer Check Kar Raha Hun”
Fir Doctor Ne Uske Boobs Dabane Aur Muh Mein Lene Shuru Kar Diye.
Ladki Fir Boli: “Ye Kisliye Kar Rahe Ho?”
Doctor: “Breast Cancer Check Karne Ke Liye”
Fir Doctor Uske Uper Chada Aur Uske Sath Sex Karne Lag Gaya.
Sex Jab Ho Gaya To Ladki Ne Pucha: “Ye Aapne Kyu Kiya?”
Doctor: “AIDS Ka Checkup Karne Ke Liye”
Ladki Boli: “Arrey Check Kya Karna Hai, AIDS Ki To Dawayi Lene Aayi Thi“

Bevkkof Ladki, Soch Samajh Ke Bol

Ek Ladki Office Se Apne Ghar Aayi Aur Rote Hue Apni Maa Ko Boli.
Ladki: “Maa, Pata Hai Aaj Subha Subha Mera Boss Mere Uper Chad Gaya”
Maa Hairan Hote Hue: “Achhha, Lekin Kyu?”
Ladki: “Subha Late Jo Gayi Thhi”
Maa: “Lekin Tu Leti Kyu Thhi, Vo To Chadega Hi Na“