Santa Lucknow Ke Kothe Pe Gaya Aur Aunty Se Bola
Santa: “Mujhe Rita Se Milna Hai.”
Aunty: “Woh 1 Baar Ka 1000 Rs Leti Hai”
Santa: “Koi Baat Nahi Ji, Main De Dunga”
Santa Rita Ko Chod Ke 1000 De Deta Hai.
Next Day Fir Rita Ko Chod Ke 1000 De Deta Hai.
3rd Day Fir Rita Ko Chod Ke 1000 De Deta Hai.
Jab Vo Jaane Lagta Hai To Rita Puchti Hai
Rite: “Tum Mujhe Bahut Achhe Lage, Paisi Ke Liye Koi Mol Bhav Nahi Kiya, Kaha Se Aaye Ho?”
Santa: “Ji, Punjab Ludhiana Se”
Rita: “Ohh Waha To Meri Cousin (Bhua Ki Ladki) Bhi Rahti Hai”
Santa: “Haan, Usi Ne To Mujhe 3000 Rs Diye Thhe Aur Kaha Tha Ki Tumhe De Du, Tumhe Chahiye Honge“
Santa: “Mujhe Rita Se Milna Hai.”
Aunty: “Woh 1 Baar Ka 1000 Rs Leti Hai”
Santa: “Koi Baat Nahi Ji, Main De Dunga”
Santa Rita Ko Chod Ke 1000 De Deta Hai.
Next Day Fir Rita Ko Chod Ke 1000 De Deta Hai.
3rd Day Fir Rita Ko Chod Ke 1000 De Deta Hai.
Jab Vo Jaane Lagta Hai To Rita Puchti Hai
Rite: “Tum Mujhe Bahut Achhe Lage, Paisi Ke Liye Koi Mol Bhav Nahi Kiya, Kaha Se Aaye Ho?”
Santa: “Ji, Punjab Ludhiana Se”
Rita: “Ohh Waha To Meri Cousin (Bhua Ki Ladki) Bhi Rahti Hai”
Santa: “Haan, Usi Ne To Mujhe 3000 Rs Diye Thhe Aur Kaha Tha Ki Tumhe De Du, Tumhe Chahiye Honge“
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