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Tuesday, April 3, 2012

Lund Agar Aur Khubsurat Hota To Kya Hota?


Ek Ladki Bhagwan Se Prathna Kar Rahi Thhi Aur Mang Rahi Thhi.

Ladki: “Hey Bhagwan! Please Ladko Ka Lund Thoda Khubsoorat Banado”

Bhagwan Ji Parkat Hue Aru Gusse Se Bole.

Bhagwan Ji: “Itna Ganda Banane Par To Chooss Leti Ho, Achha Banane Par Toh Kha Hi Jaogi“

Esi Baatein Bhoolni Nahi Chahiye


Girlfriend & Boyfriend Hotel Mein Sex Karne Ke Liye Gaye

Jaisi Hi Vaha Jake Ladki Ne Jeans Utari To Panty Mein Se Hariyali Najar Aayi

Ladke Ne Gabrate Hue Puchha: “Abe Ye Kya Hai??”

Ladki Sharmate Hue: “Oh Shittt, Raat Ko Mooli Nikalana Hi Bhool Gayi“

Bachhe Ka Naam Kya Hoga


Sex Ke Waqt Ladki Apni Tange Faila Ke Boyfriend Se Puchti Hai.

Ladki: “Hamare Bache Ka Naam Kya Hoga?”

Ladka Condom Pehan Ke Bola: “Iske Baad Bhi Ho Gaya To Jaadu Rakhenge“

Chinki Ka Idea, What An Idea Sir Ji


Chinki Ne Apne Boyfriend Ko Gusse Mein Aake SMS Kiya

Balance Nahi Hai? Ek Bhi SMS Nahi Kar Rahe Ho? Nasbandi Karva Lo, Sarkar 1200/-Degi.

Fir Balance Dal Lena Aur Khub Message Karna

What An Idea Sir Ji

Paagal To Pagal Hi Rahte Hai


Pankaj Naam Ka Ek Pagal Roj Kahta Thha

“Gulel Banaunga Panchhi Ko Maruga”

Ghar Walo Ne Tang Aakar Usko Pagalkhane Bhej Diya.

5 Mahine Treatment Ke Bad Ghar Walo Ne Socha Ki Jake Dekhte Hai Ki Usko Farak Pada Ya Nahi.

Dr. Ne Us Se Pucha: “Ab Kya Karoge?”

Pagal: “Shadi”

Docto: “Phir?”

Pagal: “Suhagraat”

Docto: “Phir?”

Pagal: “Uski Sari Utaruga”

Docto: “Phir?”

Pagal: “Blouse”

Docto: “Oho ! Phir?”

Pagal: “Bra Utaruga”

Docto: “My God, Phir?”

Pagal: “Phir Kya! Bra Ke Elastic Se Gule Banaunga Aur Panchhi Ko Maruga“

Bechari Biwi, Pareshani To Hogi Hi


Gandhi Ki Patni Jab No Saal Mein Novi Baar Pregnant Hui To Vo Nehru Ke Pass Gayi Aur Boli

Biwi: “Bhai Sahab Inhe Zara Samjhaiye Ki Kam Se Kam Condom To Suti Kapde Ka Na Pehne“

Fir Waha Jana Kya Karne Hai?


Ladke Ne Apni Nayi Bani Girlfriend Ko Bade Pyar Se Kaha

Boy: “Cinema Chale?”

Girl: “Nahi, Wahaan Tum Chuchi Dabaoge?”

Boy: “Nahi Yaar”

Girl: “Kiss Kroge?”

Boy: “Bilkul Bhi Nahi”

Girl: “Chut Pe Haath Lagaoge?”

Boy: “Na Baba Na”

Girl: “Bhosdi Ke Fir Waha Kya Aapni Maa Chudwane Jayega“