Pappu The Blackmailer

Ye Tab Ki Baat Hai Jab Pappu Chota Thha.

Usne Apne Mohalle Ke Park Mein Jhadiyo Ke Piche Ek Ladka Aur Ladki Ko Sex Karte Dekha Aur Bola.

Pappu: “Mujhe Bi Sex Karne Do Nahi To Main Tum Dono Ke Maa Baap Ko Bata Dunga Ki Tum Log Kya Kar Rahe Thhe”

Ladka Ladki Gabra Gaye Aur Ladki Boli.

Ladki: “Please Esa Mat Karna, Lo Aa Jao Tum Mere Sath Sex Kar Lo, Par Ye Baat Kisi Ko Mat Batana”

Pappu Ne Apni Chaddi Utari Aur Sex Karne Ki Koshish Karne Laga.

Ab Thha To Vo Bachha Hi, Kaafi Try Karne Ke Baad Bhi Uska Khada Na Hua.

To Vo Gusse Mein Ladki Ke Uper Se Utha Aur Chaddi Pahnte Hue Bola.

Pappu: “Maa Chuda Gayi Duniyadari, Jo Kaam Galat Hai Vo Galat Hai, Main To Chala Batane“

Narak Mein Sawarag Ka Mazzaa

Ek Aadmi Marne Ke Baad Yamlok Pahuncha.

Yamraj Ne Use Apne Pass Bualaya, Aur Uska Hisab Wala Register Kholke Bola.

Yamraj: “Tumne Bure Aur Achhe Karam Dono Kiye Hai, Isliye Tumhe Narak Mein Sawarg Ka Mazaa Milega”

Aadmi Ye Sunkar Bada Khush Hua Aur Bola: “Aachha Ji, Wo Kaisi?”

Yamraj: “Tumhe Roj 2 Glass Whisky Milegi Or Roj Ek Sunder Si Ladki Milegi … Lekin..”

Aadmi: “Lekin.. Kya?”

Yamraj Muskurate Hue: “Lekin Us Glass Main Ched (Hole) Hoga Lekin Ladki Main Nahi“

Tell Me Who Is Guilty Here.

Wife Sleeping, Suddenly Shouts,

“Quick, My Husband Is Back.”

Man Gets Up And Jumps Out Of The Window And Then Realize

“Damn, I Am The Husband”

So Friends What Do You Think. Who Is The Actual Sinner?

Bechare Mishra Ji

Ek Baar Mishra Ji Uski Beti Aur Wife Gaanv Mein Ek Shadi Pe Gaye

Aate Waqt Kisi Vajah Se Bus Nikal Gayi To Socha Kuch Der Paidal Chal Padte Hai Aage Koi Sawari Mill Jayegi

Dophar Ka Time Thha Lo Apne Gharo Mein Bethe Thhe, Teeno Ko Akela Aate Dekh Ke Kuch Gunde Aa Damke

Pahle Unhone Mishra Ji Ki Wife Ka Rape Kiya, Fir Uski Beti Ko Daba Ke Choda

Ab Un Gundo Ne Mishra Ji Ki Taraf Dekha Aur Usko Bhi Nagna Karke Thokne Lag Gaye

Unko Mishra Ji Ke Sath Esa Karte Dekh Kar, Mishra Ji Ki Beti Apni Maa Se Boli

Beti: “Maa Dekho Dekho, Daddy Ko Kitna Dard Ho Raha Hoga?”

Maa: “Kyuu?”

Beti: “Vo Gunde Ne Daddy Ke Piche Dala Aur Unke Aar Paar Ho Gaya, Hamari Baari To Esa Nahi Hua Thha“

Jo Karna Hai Kar Lo

Santa Ki Wife Ne Ek Din Mood Mein Aake Santa Ko Bola

Wife: “Aaj Mujhe Rass Si Baand Ke Jo Karna Hai Kar Lo“

Bas Fir Kya Thha Santa Ne Wife Ko Rassi Se Baand Ke Nokrani Ko Thok Diya

Old Man & His Wife

70 Yr Old Man Asks His Wife

Old Man: “Do U Feel Sad When You See Me Running Behind Girls?”

Wife Replies: “Not At All, Even Dogs Chase Cars But They Cant Drive It“

Dhoti Ke 4 Fayde

Baba Saxidas Ke Anusar Dhoti (Lungi) Pahnne Ke 4 Fayde Hai

Sardi Lage To Apne Uper Lelo

Garmi Lage To Niche Bicha Lo

Naukri Karni Ho To Pichhe Se Utha Lo

Aur Agar Naukri Na Karni Ho To Aage Se Utha Loa.

Baba Ji Ka Automattic Upaye

Baba Saxidas Se Unke Ek Pyare Bhakat Mausam Ne Pucha

Mausam: “Baba Ji, Condom Laga Ke Hum Sex To Karte Hai Par Fir Bhi Bachha Ho Jata Hai, Kyunki Kayi Baar Condom Fatt Jaata Hai”

Baba Ji: “Haan Bilkul Esa Ho Jata Hai”

Mausam: “Baba Ji, Fir Is Cheez Ka Koi Solution Hai To Batao?”

Baba Ji: “Hmmmm, Ek Kaam Kara Kar, 2 Condom Pahan Liya Kar, Aur Dono Ke Bich Mein Lal Mirchi Dal Liya Kar”

Mausam Hairani Se: “Baba Us Se Kya Hoga”

Baba: “Agar Bahar Wala Condom Fat Jata Hai To Vo Bata Degi, Aur Ander Wala Fat Jayega To Tujhe Khud Pata Lag Jayega“

Condom Kyu Nahi Lagaya

Santa Ka Wife Ke Sath Sex Kar Raha Thha

Sex Ke Baad Wife Ko Geela Geela Sa Laga To Patni Ne Pucha

Patni: “Oye, Condom Kyu Nahi Lagaya?”

Santa: “Yaar Condoms Ke Pack Pe Likha Thha, Don’t Use If Seal Is Broken“

Hijde Ka Gussa Jayaj Hai Yaaro

Marne Ke Baad Ek Hijda Narak Mein Gaya

Vahan Yamraj Ne Usko Rok Liya Aur Pucha

Yaamraj: “Chalo Hisaab Do Ki Duniya Mein Kya Kiya“

Hijda Gusse Mein: “Bhonsdi Ke Deke Kaya Bheja Thha Jo Hisab Mang Raha Hai“

Indian Cricketers Se Khundak Nikalne Ka Tarika

Ek Aadmi Ne Raat Ko 3 Baje Indian Cricket Team Ke Sabhi Players Ko Phone Karke Pucha

Aadmi: “Tumhari Biwiyon Ke Choot Lagi Hai Ya Nahi?”

Indian Players: “Haan Lagi Hui Hai, Kyu??”

Aadmi: “To Unki Maro Desh Ki Kyo Maar Rahe Ho.“

Purane Din Kabhi Vapis Nahi Aate

Ek Budha Aadmi Apne Dost Ko Apni Sex Life Ke Bare Mein Bata Raha Thha

“Woh Bhi Kya Din The Jab Biwi Balo Par Hath Pherti Thi To Lund Khara Ho Jata Tha Aur Ab Biwi Lund Pe Hath Pherti Hai To Bal Khade Ho Jate Hain.“

Sharabi Aadmi Ki Bhi Kya Zindagi Hai

Santa Ek Din Raat Ko Sharab Pee Ke Ghar Aya

Uska Mood Sex Ka Bana To Biwi Ko Palang Pe Litaya Aur Kapde Utar Ke Shuru Ho Gaya

Thodi Der Baad Usko Uske Jism Se Ched Chad Karne Ke Baad Bola

Santa: “Janu, Aaj Tumhare Boobs Bade Bade Kaisi Ho Gaye Hai?”

Biwi Sharmate Hue: “Oye Nahi Ji, Boobs To Utne Hi Hai, Par Aap Sharab Ke Nashe Mein Meri Gaand Choos Rahe Ho“

Doctor Ke Saath Badtameezi, Na Baba Na

Ek Lady Doctor Ke Pass Gayi Aur Apni Kamij Aur Fir Bra Utar Ke Uske Saamne Beth Gayi

Doctor Ne Ye Dekha Aur Gusse Se Bola

Dr. “Ye Kya Badtameezi Hai, Main Dentist Hu”

Lady: “Haan Haan Mujhe Pata Hai.. Main Bhi Daant Hi Nikalwane Aayi Hu, Nipple Mein Fasa Hai“

BAR vs BRA

What are the similarities of BAR & BRA
 
1.  Both words have the same letters
2.  Both are drinking zones
3.  Both have restricted timing for opening & closing
4.  More importantly, both makes men crazy when open.

Par Biwi Mari Kaisi?

Santa Ki Biwi Mar Gayi. Uske Sare Friends And Relatives Hairan Thhe Ki Kal Tak To Thik Thak Thhi Achanal Kaisi Mar Gayi.

Ek Friend Ne Santa Se Pucha: “Oye Babhi Ko Achanak Kya Hua, Kaisi Mar Gayi? Vo To Beemar Bhi Nahi Thhi?”

Santa Rote Hue: “Yaar Main Khud Hairan Hun, Kal Rat Ko Hum Sex Kar Rahe Thhe?”

Dost: “Fir?”

Santa: “Rajayi Ke Ander Uske Muh Mein Mera Muh Tha, Gaand Mein Ungli Thhi, Choot Mein Lund Thha, Pata Nahi Sali Ki Aatma Kaisi Nikal Gayi?“

Mochi Ke Sath Shadi Soch Samjh Ke Karni Chahiye

Ek Ladki Ki Mochi Se Shadi Hui

Suhagrat Ke Agle Din Dulhan Ki Saheli Us Se Milne Aayi Aur Pucha

Saheli: “Bata Ri Suhagrat Kaisi Rahi?”

Dulhan Gusse Se: “Ganta Rahi, Usne Sale Ne Aate Hi Meri Choot Aur Gaand Dono Ke Surakh Band Kar Diye Aur Bola, Aur Bata Kidhar Kidhar Se Fatti Hai?“

Aajkal Ke Harami Sasur

Raat Ko Andhere Ka Fayda Utha Kar Sasur Ne Soyi Bahu Ke Boobs Dabaye To Bahu Chilla Kar Boli

Bahu: “Ye Aap Kya Kar Rahe Hai, Sharam Nahi Aati”

Sasu Gabra Ke: “Maaf Karna Bahu, Andhere Mein Mujhe Laga Tumhari Saas Hai”

Bahu Gusse Se: “Bhonsdi Ke, Tujhe Uble Hue Ande (Egg) Or Omlet Mein Faraq Nahi Pata Chalta Kya?“

Doctor Ki Advice Soch Samajh Kar Lo

Jale Hue Boobs Lekar Savita Hospital Me Admit Hui

Doctor Aya Aur Usne Ye Sab Dekha To Hairani Se Bola

Dr: “Tumhare Boobs Kaisi Jal Gaye?”

Savita Rote Hue: “Apne Hi To Kaha Tha, Bacche Ko Dudh Pilane Se Pehle Nipple Ubal Lena“

Jhanto Ki Safayi Karne Ka Naya Tarika

Savita Babhi Aur Uski Ek Saheli Aapas Baatein Kar Rahe Thhe

Saheli: “Savita Yaar, Tu Niche Ki Shave Kab Kab Karti Hai?”

Savita: “Yaar, Mere Ko Karne Ki Jarurat Hi Nahi Padti”

Saheli Hairan Hoke: “Kyu?”

Savita: “Mera Pati Baat Hi Esi Karta Hai Ki Sari Jhante Jal Jaati Hai“

Customer Se Sawal Nahi Karne Ka

Ladki Chemist Shop Pe Jaati Hai Aur Dukandar Ko Bolti Hai

Ladki: “Ek Condom Dena”

Dukandar: “Kis Liye?”

Ladki Gusse Se: “Bhonsdi Ke, Tere Baap Ko Gift Karungi, Taaki Tere Jaisa Kam Dimag Dusra Na Paida Ho“

William Sexfear’s Research on Women

William Sexfear’s Latest Research

Most Women Can Guide A 1.5″ Diameter Penis Into 1/2″ Diameter Pussy In Dark Without Looking

But Cant Park A 6ft Car In A 10ft Space In Daylight

Ye Choot Kya Hoti Hai? Shayari Ke Andaaj Mein

Kisi Budhe Shayar Se Ek Naujawan Ladke Ne Puchha

Ladka: “Ustaad Ji, Ye Choot Kya Hoti Hai?”

Shayar: “Choot Is A Maal Nothing But Kamaal Andar Se Laal Surrounded By Baal Jo Chode Woh Nihaal Jo Chudwaye Woh Be-Haal“

Miya Biwi Ki Ladayi Ka Fayda Uthana

Santa Kisi Baat Pe Apni Biwi Se Ladd Raha Thha Aur Gusse Mein Aakar Bola

Santa: “Jee Karta Hai Tere 2 Tukde Kar Du”

Achanak Uske Pados Mein Se Ek Awaj Aayi

Abey Niche Wala Hissa Mujhe De Diyo Yaar, Teri Badi Meharbani Hogi

Wah Re Doodhwale Teri Masumiyat

Lady Doodhwale Se: “Bhai, Aaj Kal Doodh Bada Patla Aa Raha Hai”

Doodhwala Bholepan Se: “Bibi Ji, Mujhe Kyu Bata Rahi Ho, Kisi Achhe Se Doctor Ko Dikhao Na“

Jale Fuke Shayar Ki Shayari Mehbooba Par

Ustad Chodumal Khan Sahab Ne Arz Kiya Hai

Aayi Thi Meri Kabar Par Diya Jalaane Ke Liye,

Gaur Kijiye, Aayi Thi Meri Kabar Par Diya Jalaane Ke Liye,

Rakha Hua Tel Bhi Le Gayi, Suhagraat Manane Ke Liye

Kya Chusne Se Kuch Bada Hota Hai?

Santa Aur Uski Patni Bed Pe Lete Sex Se Related Baatein Kar Rahe Thhe

Patni: “Aapne Mere Boobs Chus Chus Ke Bade Kar Diye Hai”

Santa Hairan Hote Hue: “Abe Sali, Esa Agar Hota To Mera Lund Mere Ghutne Tak Pahunch Gaya Hota Or Mujhe Condom Ki Jagha Cycle Ki Tube Lagani Padti“

Pappu Ka Gussa Santa Par

Santa Ne Pappu Ko Muth Maarte Dekha Aur Bola

Santa: “Oye Harami, Ye Kya Kar Raha Hai Tu?”

Pappu Gusse Se: “Apna Kaam Khud Karta Hun, Apni Khushi Ke Liye Kisi Ki Maa Nahi Chodta“

New Generation Sexual Talk

Boy: “Can I Touch And See Your Hardware?“

Girl: “First Show Me Your Software“

Boy: “Should I Install It In Your System?“

Girl: “Yes, But First Cover It With Antivirus & Then Install?“

Imaandari Ki Misaal

Ek Ladki Ka Gang Rape Ho Raha Thha Aur Vo Chilla Chilla Kar Bol Rahi Thhi

Kameeno, Kutto, Salo Koi To Condome Lagalo Nahi To Sabko AIDS Ho Jayega

Maar To Padegi Hi Na

Santa Apne Friend Banta Ko Milne USA Gaya Hua Thha

Aur Vaha Airport Mein Bada Hi Udas Luti Puti Surat Bana Ke Betha Thha

Banta Usko Receive Karne Aya Aur Ye Dekha To Hairan Hoke Bola

Banta: “Abe, Kya Hua Tujhe Ese Kyu Betha Hai?”

Santa: “Yaar Mujhe Air-hostess Ne Thapar Mara”

Banta Hairan Hoke: “Kyu?”

Santa: “Mene Us Se Bas Itna Hi Pucha Thha Ki Peshab Karne Wali Jagha Kaha Hai”

Banta: “Fir?”

Santa: “Vo Boli Piche Hai”

Banta: “To?”

Santa: “Mene Bola Pahle To Aage Hua Karti Thhi“

Condom Bechara Bhi Kya Kare

Santa Bade Pareshan Haal Mein Apne Familly Doctor Ke Pass Gaya

Santa: “Dr. Saab, Mene Hamesha Apni Biwi Se Condom Laga Ke Sex Kiya Hai Fir Bhi Uske 3 Bachhe Ho Gaye”

Dr Hairan Ho Ke: “Achha?? Kamal Hai Yaar. Vese Tum Condom Lagate Kaisi Ho”

Santa: “Jitna Condom Lund Pe Chadta Hai, Utna Chada Ke Baki Ka Aage Se Kaat Deta Hun“

Itna Shaq Karna Bhi Thik Nahi

Santa Ne Shadi Ke Dusre Din Hi Biwi Ko Divorce De Diya

Sare Ghar Wale Aur Rishtedar Pareshan Hue

Ek Bade Hi Khaas Dost Ne Reason Pucha

Dost: “Oye Ek Din Mein Talaak Kyu De Diya Be Tune?”

Santa Udas Mood Mein: “Kya Karta Yaar, Suhagrat Manane Ke Bad Jaisi Hi Mene Uski Panty Dekhi Uspe Likha Thha “OK Tested, Ram Lal And Sons“

Post titleBeemari Batane Ka Andaaj

Santa Bechare Ko Loose Motions Lage Hue Thhe, Aur Vo Bada Pareshan Thha

Jaisi Taise Karke Vo Ek Doctor Ke Pass Gaya.

Ab Problem Ye Thhi Ki Vo Doctor Ko Bataye Kaisi, Itne Mein Uski Baari Aa Gayi

Doctor: “What Is Your Problem?”

Santa Kuch Sochte Hue: “Free Outgoing With Variety Of Ring Tones“

Santa Becha Fir Lutt Gaya

Santa Ko Ek Sunder Si Ladki Pasand Aa Gayi, Aur Usne Us Se Baatchit Shuru Ki

Ladki Asal Mein Ek Call Girl Thii Par Ye Baat Santa Ko Pata Nahi Thhi

Dono Mein Prem Pyar Kuch Din Chala Aur Ladki Bhi Santa Ke Bholepan Se Imress Ho Ke Usko Pyar Karne Lagi

Ek Din Satna Ne Usko Bol Diya Ki Mere Se Shadi Kar Le.

Ab Bechari Ladki Pareshan Ho Gayi Ki Isko To Pahli Rat Mein Hi Pata Lag Jayega Ki Main Badi Buri Tarha Se Chudi Hun

Ladki Ne Apni Saheli Se Ye Baat Discuss Ki, Saheli Ne Idea Diya

Saheli: “Jaisi Hi Vo Tere Andar Dale Jor Jor Se Chikhna Shuru Kar Dena Aur Rone Lag Jana”

Ladki: “Haan Ye Baat Thik Hai, Is Se Usko Lagega Ki Main Virgin Hun”

Ye Soch Ke Ladki Ne Santa Se Shadi Kar Li

Suhagrat Wale Din Santa Ne Jaisi Hi Uske Ander Dala Ladki Chikhne Lag Gayi

Santa Ne Thoda Sa Aur Ander Dala To Ladki Zor Zor Se Rone Ka Drama Karne Lag Gayi

Santa Ne Pucha: “Janu Kya Hua Rone Kyu Lag Gayi?”

Ladki: “Bada Dard Ho Raha Hai Ji, Meri Jaan Nikle Ja Rahi Hai”

Ye Sun Ke Santa Bhi Zor Zor Se Rone Lag Gaya

Ladki Ne Hairan Hoke Santa Se Pucha

Ladki: “Arrey Aap Kyu Rone Lag Gaye?”

Santa: “Bhonsdi Ki, Mere To Tatte Tak Ander Chale Gaye Hai Isliye Ro Raha Hun“

English Mein Translate Karna Bada Hi Easy Hai

Class Mein Teacher Ne Pappu Ko Bola

Teacher: “Pappu Is Line Ko English Mein Translate Karo -  Mera Seena Khushi Se Fool Raha Hai”

Pappu: “With Happiness, My Chest Become Breast“

Sharam Karo, Dosto Ko Esa Bolte Ho

Banta Ek Baar Beemar Hua To Santa Uska Pata Lene Gaya

Dekha Banta Bed Pe Leta Hua Thha Aur Halat Thik Nahi Thhi

Santa: “Yaar Sharam Ki Baat Hai, Tera Daddy Dr. Hai Fir Bhi Tu Beemar Ho Gaya”

Banta Ye Baat Sunkar Gusse Mein Aa Gaya Aur Bola

Banta: “Bhonsdi Ke, Tere Baap Ki Bhi Condom Ki Factory Hai, Aur Tu Phir Bhi Paida Ho Gaya“

Pure Hindi Name of Penis?

Baba Saxidas Se Ek Angrej Jo India Aaya Thha Aur Hindi Sikh Raha Thha Usne Pucha

Angrej: “Baba Ji, What Is The Pure Hindi Name Of Penis?”

Baba Ji: “Mutra Nikasak Shishu Utpadak Aanand Dayak Charm Nalika“

Haye Ri Choti Si Bachhi Pe Julm

Ek Baar Maruti Aur Nano Apas Mein Baat Kar Rahe Thhe

Maruti: “Abe Yaar, Teri Aankhein (Headlights) Bahar Kyu Hai?”

Nano Rote Hue: “Sali, Agar Teri Bhi Gaand Par Engine Rakha Hota To Tujhe Bhi Pata Chal Jata“

This Is How Ladies Learn Tennis

Lady: “I Want To Learn Tennis”

Coach: “No Problem Mam, Just Hold This Racket As You Hold Your Husband’s Penis”

Lady: “Ok”

Coach: “No No Mam, Get The Racket Out Of Your Mouth“

Callgirls Ke Tayohar

Baba Saxidas Ka Kahna Hai Ki Callgirls Ke Bhi Hamari Tarha Apne Tayohar (Festivals) Hote Hai, Fark Bas Naam Ka Hota Hai

Jaisi Ki

Choot Chaudas
Lund Panchmi
Gaand Padwa
Bhadwa Chauth
Bobe-Mas
Kamavasya
Fucker Sankranti
Popat Pujjan

Bachha Kala Hoga Ya Gora?

Ek Madrassi Ki Nayi Nayi Shadi Hui, Aur Vo Biwi Ko Leke Honeymoon Manane Train Mein Ja Raha Thha.

Train Mein Sath Wali Seat Par Ek Angrej Bhi Betha Thha.

Madrasi Ke Dimag Mein Aya Ki Agar Main Apni Biwi Ka Sex Is Se Karwa Lu To Bachha Gora Paida Hoga

Madrassi Ne Angrej Se Puchha: “Kya Tum Meri Biwi Ke Sath Sex Karoge?”

Angrej Ne Khush Ho Ke Kaha: “Jarur, Kyu Nahi”

Angrej Ne Ek Baar Sex Kar Liya

Par Madrassi Ne Sochha Ek Baar Aur Karva Leta Hu,

Angrej Ne Phir Se Uski Biwi Ke Sath Sex Kia,

Madrassi Ne Sochha Ek Baar Aur Ho Jaye Toh Pakka Ho Jayga,

Madraasii Ne Angrej Se Kaha: “Ek Baar Aur Kar Lo”

Angrej: “Nahhi, Ab Nai Kar Sakta”

Madrassi: “Kyuu?”

Angrej Muskurate Hue: “Kyunki Mere Pass Sirf 2 Hi Condoms Thhe“

Baba Saxidas Ka Virginity Test Karne Ka Tarika

Baba Saxidas Ka Ek Khas Bhakt Thha Rahul.

Uski Kuch Dino Baad Shadi Thhi To Vo Baba Ke Pass Card Dene Pahunch Gaya

Rahul: “Baba Pranam, Agle Mahiney Meri Shadi Hai, Aapke Liye Card Laya Hun”

Baba Saxidas: “Jeeta Rah Bachha, Hum Jarur Aayenge”

Rahul: “Baba Ji, Aapse Ek Sawal Puchna Thha?”

Baba: “Pucho Bachha”

Rahul: “Main Kese Pata Karu Ki Meri Biwi Virgin Hai Ya Nahi?”

Baba: “Bahut Hi Simple Hai Bachha, Suhagrat Ko Apni Ek Goti Ko Lal Aur Dusri Ko Neela Paint Karke Ja”

Rahul Hairani Se: “Baba Us Se Kya Hoga?”

Baba: “Agar Biwi Ne Unko Dekh Ke Reponse Diya — Oh My God, Colourfull Gotiya To Pahle Kabhi Nahi Dekhi To Samjh Jana Ki….“

Bechari Tata Nano Ke Na Bikne Ke 2 Reasons

Tata Nano Car Ke Jyada Na Bikne Ke 2 Hi Reasons Hai

1st – “Pregnant Woman Can Not Fit In To It“.

2nd – “A Normal Woman Can’t Be Made Pregnant In It.“

Jija Ji Ka Aadar Samman

Shaadi Ke Kuch Din Baad Jija Apni Sasural Aya

Use Dekhkar Sali Boli: “Lo Aa Gaya Behanchod”

Maa Hairan Hoke: “Beta Esa Nahi Kahte”

Beti: “Chill Mom, Rishta Vohi Soch Nayi“

Police Wali Se Shadi, Na Baba Na

Ek Aaadmi Ki Lady Police Wali Se Shadi Hui Agle Din Uske Dosto Ne Pucha

Dost: “Bata Bhai Kaisi Rahi Suhagrat?”

Aadmi: “Ganta Bhenchod, Sali Ne Pahli Rat Ko 800 Rs Jurmana Thok Diya”

Dost Hairani Se: “Abe Kiss Cheez Ka?”

Aadmi: “100 Rs Over Speed, 300 Wrong Side Aur 400 Rs Bina Helmet Ke“

Aap Ki Akalmandi Ki Parakh

Ladki Jab Sare Kapdey Utaar Leti Hai To Kya Hota Hai?

Socho

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Yaar Simple, Taar Khali Ho Jaati Hai

Kabhi To Sidha Socha Karo Yaar

Ultimate Example Of Re-Cycling?

A Business Man Giving Used Condom To His Son To Use As Balloon

After Bursting

Giving It To His Daughter To Use As Hair Band