Why Sperrm Donation Is More Expensive Than Blood Donation?

In A Period Of Sex Education, Teacher Asks.

Teacher: “Why Sperrm Donation Is More Expensive Than Blood Donation?”

Pappu: “Mam Simple, Because Hand-Made Things Are Always Costly“

Janu, Dekho Mein Kya Leke Aaya Hu

Husband Apne Hath Mein Ek Lifafa Leke Aya Aur Biwi Se Bola.

Husband: “Begam, Dekho Aaj Main Tumhare Liye Kya Laya Hun?”

Wife: “Kyaa Laye?”

Husband: “Kelay, Kheeray, Gaajar, Touri Aur Mooli Le Kar Aaya Hoon”

Wife: “Kyun, Aap Kuchh Din Ke Liye Kahin Bahar Jaa Rahe Hain Kyaa?“

Agla Janam Kisne Dekha Hai?

Class Mein Teacher Bachho Se Puch Rahi Thi Ki Agle Janam Mein Tum Log Kya Bann Na Chahoge.

Teacher Ne Ek Ladki Ko Uthaya Aur Puchha.

Teacher: “Tum Agley Janam Mein Kya Bann Na Chahogi?”

Ladki: “Agley Janam Main, Chand Bann Na Chahti Hun.”

Sath Mein Pappu Betha Thha Ye Sun Ke Fatafatt Se Bola.

Pappu: “Aur Main, Chand Pe Chadhne Wala Pehla Inssan“

Dekha Hai Esa Jhagda Pahle Kabhi?

Ek Baar Santa Or Uski Wife Mein Jhagda Ho Gaya.

Santa Apni Wife Se Jhagda Karte Hue Gusse Se Bola.

Santa: “Mera Dil Chahta Hai, Ke Mein Tera Khoon Pee Jao.”

Wife: “Toh Pehle Batana Tha Na, Ab To Periods Bhi Khatam Ho Gaye Hai.“

Bechari Maa, Sharam Se Pani Pani To Hona Hi Thha

Ek Aurat Ki Teen Ladkiya Thhi Aur Teeno Ki Ek Hi Din Shadi Hui.

Maa Ne Ladkiyo Ko Kaha Ki Tum Mujhe SMS Kar Dena Ki Kahan Ho Aur Honeymoon Kesa Chal Raha Hai.

Kuch Din Baad Pehli Ladki Ka SMS Aya: “Nescafe”

Maa Ko Samajh Na Aya Ki Iska Kya Matlab Hai.. Sham Ko Vo Tv Dekh Rahi Thi To Uspar Ad Aa Rahi Thhi.

Nescafe – Good Till The Last Drop. Maa Khush Ho Gayi

Doosri Beti Ka SMS Aya: “Benson & Hedges”

Maa Ne Fir Tv Dekha Usmein Iska Slogan Thha: “King Size , Extra Long.”

Teesri Ladki Ka SMS Aya: “British Airways”

Maa Confuse Hui Par Fir Usne Tv Mein Ad Dekhi: “3 Times Daily, 7 Days A Week, Both Ways.”

Bechari Maa Sharam Se Paani Paani Ho Gayi

A Sexy Woman Is Like A Dirty 1000 Rupee Note

William Sexfears 2011 Latest Quote On Sexy Women

A Sexy Woman Is Like A Dirty 1000 Rupee Note, You Don’t Know How Many Have Handled It But You Still Want To Have It.

Notice In A Library

Notice In A Library -  Warning, While Reading Books On Sex, Please Hold The Book With Both Hands

Tharki Aadmi, Aaj To Bechari Ko Chhod De

Aadmi Ko Tharak Chaddi Hui Thhi,

Usne Aav Dekha Na Taav Sidha Bed Pe Jump Mari Aur Patni Ko Lita Liya

Wife: “Suno Mere Ko Fever Hai”

Aadmi: “Mujhe Pata Hai Janu, Isliye Mene Lund Ke Tope Pe Crocin Laga Li Hai, Bas Apna Muh Kholo Aur Injection Ki Tarha Isko Ander Le Lo“

Ye Bhi Kuch Nahi Hai

Maa, Baap Aur Ek Chota Bachha Ek Din Market Se Shopping Karke Vapis Aa Rahe Thhe.

Raste Mein Ek Gadha Apna Lund Latkaye Khada Thha.

Bachhe Ne Usko Dekha Aur Pucha: “Mummy Mummy, Ye Kya Hai?”

Maa: “Kuch Nahi Hai Beta”

Sath Mein Baap Khada Thha, Sun Ke Bola.

Baap: “Dekha, Teri Maan Ke Liye To Ye Bhi Kuch Nahi Hai“

Example of E-Fuck

This Is Modern Era, No One Has Time

Girls Put Their Mobile In Vagina On Vibrator Mode.

And Ask Boyfriend To Call, This Is E-Fuck.

But If Others Call Then Its E-Rape

Wah Kya Chest Hai Yaar

Ek Baar Santa Shirt Utaar Ke Balcony Mein Khada Tha.
Santa Ke padosi ne ye dekha aur uski tariff karte hue bola.
Padosi: “Wah Santa Ji, Kya Chest Hai?”
Santa Khush Hote Hue: “Arrey Ye To Kuch Bhi Nahi, Apni Bhabi Ki Dekhega To Pagal Ho Jayega“

Yeh Ladki To Vakiye Hi Pujniye Hai

Ek Ladke Aur Ladki Ka Bade Time Se Affair Chal Raha Thha,
Ek Din Dono Bethe Apni Shadi Ke Bare Mein Baat Kar Rahe Thhe, Jismein Kuch Problems Aa Rahi Thhi.
Ladki: “Kya Tum Mujhe Apni Familly Se Bhi Jyada Pyar Kar Sakte Ho?”
Ladka: “Nahi”
Ladki Hairan Hoke: “Par Kyu?”
Ladke Ne Use Bade Pyar Se Smjahte Hue Kaha.

“Jab Main Chhota Thha, Chalna Shuru Kiya Thha To Gir Jata Thha, Tab Mujhe Uthane Ke Liye Tum Nahi Meri Mom Hoti Thi”

“Jab Main Bahar Jata Thha, To Meri Ungli Pakadne Wale Mere Dad Thhe, Tum Nahi.”

“Jab Main Bachpan Mein Rota Thha, To Tum Mujhe Toys (Khillone) Nahi Deti Thhi, Mere Bhai Aur Bahan Dete Thhe”

“Meri Familly Duniya Ki Har Cheez Se Jyada Keemti Hai Mere Liye”

Ladki Gusse Se: “Bhonsdi Ke Yaad Rakhiyo, Jab Tera Lund Utha Thha, To Chudwane Ke Liye Sirf Main Hi Aayi Thhi, Woh Nahi“

Something Fell Down????

Teacher Was Busy In Teaching, Suddenly Something Fell Down.
Bachha: “Mam, Your Duster Fell Down.”
Teacher: “Ooopps Sorry, Its My Whisper“

Haye Mera Deewanapan, Sex Ke Liye

Dosto Aapko Yaad Hoga Ki Kuch Time Pahle Jai Aur Niraj Nam Ke 2 Gay Logo Ko Police Wale Ne Pakad Liya Thha.

Jai Ko Police Wale Ne Kisi Bat Par Gussse Mein Aakar Charge Laga Kar Jail Mein Band Kar Diya,
Jaha Uske Sath Ek Hi Kothi Mein Ek Rapist Aur Ek (Psycho) Sex Ka Pagal Banda Bhi Thhe.
Rapist Ne Psycho Ko Bola: “Agar Mujhe Yaha Billi Bhi Mil Jaye To Main Uski Itni Buri Tarha Se Gand Marunga Ki Vo Mar Jaye.”

Psycho Ye Sun Kar Bola: “Aur Jab Vo Billi Mar Jayegi To Main Uski Tab Tak Gand Marta Rahunga Jab Tak Main Khud Nahi Mar Jaata”

Kone Mein Khada Jai Ye Sab Sun Raha Tha, Dheere Se Bola: “Meaow“

Please Extend My Leave

An Army Man Got Married. First Night His Wife Had Periods.
He Writes Letter To Headquarter: “Red Alert On Front Line, Please Extend My Leave”
Pathan Major Replied: “Don’t Worry, Attack From Back Side And Report Soon.“

Please Insurance Kar Dijiye Na

Rakhi Sawant Goes To Insurance Company.
Rakhi Sanwat: “Mujhe Meri Choot Ka Insurance Karwana Hai?”
Agent: “Sorry Mam, Hum Public Property Ka Insurance Nahi Karte.“

Condom Use Karne Se Enjoyment Mein Koi Farak Nahi Padta

Teacher Sex Education Ke Period Mein Bachho Ko Samjha Raha Thha.
Teacher: “Sex Ke Time Condom Use Karne Se Safety Rahti Hai Aur Enjoyment Mein Fark Nahi Padta.”
Ek Ladki Jisne Pahle Sex Kiya Hua Thha, Ye Sun Kar Boli.
Ladki: “Mam, Polytheen Mein Rasgulla Daal Ke Chooso, Pata Chal Jayega Ki Farak Padta Hai Ya Nahi?“

Sale, Tujhe Biklul Bhi Sharam Nahi Hai?

Ek Bar Ek Banda Ek Callgirl Ke Sath Sex Kar Raha Tha.
Aadmi Ka Lund Uski Choot Mein Nahi Ja Raha Thha, Toh Usne Uski Choot Pe Thuk Diya.
Callgirl Ne Zor Se Usko Thappad Mara Aur Gusse Mein Boli.
Callgirl: “Bhonsdi Ke, Rozi Roti Pe Thukta Hai, Sharam Nahi Aati?“

Lage Raho Balko Lage Raho

Aaj Ki Young Generation Ki Sex Ke Prati Uttsukta Ko Dekh Kar Baba Saxidas Ji Ne Kaha Hai.

Jawani Mein Ladke Aur Ladkiyo Ki Halat Ek Jaisi Hoti Hai.

Raat Ko Jab Neend Nahi Aati To Ladko Ke Hath Mein Lulli,

Aur Ladkiyo Ke Hath Mein Mulli Hoti Hai… Lage Rahi Bhakto

This is Called Olympic Sex

Wife: “My Hubby & I Have, What He Calls-Olympic Sex.”

Friend: “Wowww, Must Be A Terrific Sex Life?”

Wife: “Not Really, It Only Happens Once In 4 Years“

Pyaar Ki Nishani Isse Kahte Hai

Ek Dost Apne Dusre Dost Ke Bete Ki Birthday Party Pe Gaya Aur Uss Se Puchha.

Dost: “Yaar Tune Ape Bete Ka Naam Nirodh Kumar Kyu Rakha Hai?”

Dusra Dost: “Yaar Main Apni Wife Ke Sath Sex Kar Raha Tha, Condom Slipp Hoke Ander Chala Gaya, Aur Uski Wajah Se Ye Hua, Isliye“

A Man & A Cockroach

A Man & Cockroach Were Talking.

Man: “I Have Penis That Three Time Longer Than Your Whole Body”

Cockroach: “And Yet I Make Yor Wife Scream Louder Than You Can“

Berojgari Akhir Kyu?

Ustad Chodumal Khan Sahab Ne Aajkal Ki Berojgari Par Ek Sher Arz Kiya,
Jise Vakiye Mein Hum Sab Ko Shayad Samajh Aa Jaye Ki Berojgaari Kyu Hai?
Jidhar Dekho Sabhi Choot Ke Deewane Baithe Hai,
Hajaaro Mar Gaye Par Lakho Aur Taiyar Baithe Hai,
Sale Ek Choot Ke Piche Sab Kuch Apna Luta Dete Hai,
Aur Duniya Ko Kahte Hai Ki Hum Berojgaar Bethe Hai.

Family Planning Ka Best Tarika

Ek Aadmi Familly Planing Ke Liye Doctor Ke Clinic Pe Gaya.
Clinic Ke Bahar Ek Board Laga Thha Jispar Likha Thha
“Family Planning Ke Liye Kripya Piche Ka Rasta Istamal Kare”
Ye Padd Kar Vo Aadmi Ghar Aa Gaya Aur Vakiye Hi Ab Sab Kuch Control Mein Hai

Pathan Sahab Ki Khane Ki Choice

Pathan Ki Nayi Nayi Shadi Hui, Agle Din Patni Ne Rat Ko Dinner Par Pathan Ko Bola.
Patni: “Bakri Ki Zubaan Pakayi Hai Khao Ji”
Pathan: “Main Munh Se Nikli Hui Cheez Nahi Khata”
Patni: “To Phir Anda Bana Du?“

Yaar Itna To Pata Hi Hona Chahiye Na

Santa Ki Na Jane Kitni Shadiya Ho Chuki Thhi Aur Kitne Talak.
Par Har Bar Vo Koi Na Koi Ladki Dhund Hi Leta Tha Shadi Karne Ko.
Ese Hi Shadi Ke Bad Suhagrat Ko Santa Ki Biwi Ne Mood Mein Aake ,
Pahle Apni Kameej Utari, Fir Apni Salwar Aur Santa Ki Taraf Sexy Najar Utha Ke Boli
Biwi: “Jaanu, Tumhe Pata Hai Na Ab Kya Karna Hai?”
Santa Darte Hue: “Nahi Nahi, Jo Bhi Ho Jaye Par Main Itni Rat Ko Kapde Saaf Nahi Karunga“

Tharki Buddho Ki Bhi Kya Bat Hai

Jaisa Ki Aap Sab Jante Hai Ki Budhe Log Jinke Pass Paisa Jyada Ho Hadd Se Jyada Tharki Hote Hai

Ese Hi Ek Bahut Bade Seth Karorimal Ko Ek Ladki Pasand Aa Jati Hai Aur Vo Usk Offer Karta Hai

Seth: “Agar Tum Mere Saath Sona Pasand Karogi To Mein Tumhe 5000 Rupye Dunga”

Ladki Bhi Chalu Item Thhi Boli: “Theek Hai Seth Ji, Lekin Agar Aapne Mujhe Sone Na Diya To Main 5000 Aur Lungi“

Sayane Pati Ki Sayani Soch

Ek Ladke Ki Shadi Hui, Suhagrat Pe Usne Apni Patni Ki Gand Mari Aur Chut Ko Hath Bhi Nahi Lagaya.

Agle Din Phir Esa Kiya, Aur Ese Hi Lagatar Hafta Bhar Esa Karta Aur So Jata.

Biwi Ne Socha Ki Mera Pati Shayad Bevkoof Hai, Isko Kuch Aata Nahi, Vo Rat Ko Boli.

Biwi: “Suno Ji, Aap Piche Nahi Aage Dala Karo, Nahi To Hamare Bachhe Nahi Honge“.

Pati: “Mujhe Malum Hai Janu, Par Main Pura Businessman Hun, Tumhari Piche Wali Dukan Ko Roj Khulne Ki Adat Dal Raha Tha, Kyunki Aage Wali Dukan Mahiney Mein Paanch Din Band Rahti Hai“

Ladkiya Taadne Ka Best Tarika

Santa Roj Ek Doctor Ke Clinic Ke Bahar Khada Ho Ke Ladkiya Dekha Karta Thha.

Doctor Is Baat Se Bahut Pareshan Ho Gaya Thha, Aur Logo Ne Shikayat Karna Bhi Shuru Kar Diya.

Ek Din Doctor Santa Ke Pass Gaya Aur 5 6 Thapar Laga Ke Bola.

Doctor: “Bhonsdi Ke, Tujhe Koi Sharam Haya Hai Ya Nahi, Yaha Khada Ho Ke Roj Aati Jati Ladkiyo Ko Dekhta Hai”

Santa Rote Hue: “Sale Kameene, Khud Hi To Tune Board Laga Rakha Hai Ki Aurto Ko Dekhne Ka Time 9AM – 1PM“

Mahngayi Aur Girlfriend Ke Nakhre

College Time Mein Hamara Ek Friend Hua Karta Thha Jay.

Ek Din Apni Girlfriend Ke Sath Uska Mood Bana Date Pe Jane Ka.

Girlfriend Ne Farmaish Ki, Mere Ko 5 Star Hotel Mein Le Jao.

Ab Bechara Jay Na To Kar Nahi Sakta Thha, So Le Gaya 5 Star Hotel Mein.

Vaha Jaakar Girlfriend Ne Costly Items Order Kar Di.

Jay Vese Hi Ander Se Jala Bhuna Betha Thha, Ye Dekh Kar Bola.

Jay: “Maa Ke Ghar Par Bhi Itni Mahngi Items Khati Ho Kya?”

Girlfriend Ne Bade Pyar Se Jawab Diya: “Nahi, Par Maa Dinner Ke Baad Meri Gaand Bhi To Nahi Maarti Na“

Lene Se Akhir Inkaar Kisko Hai

Pappu Ab Jawan Ho Gaya Thha, Aakhir Santa Se Ladd Jhagad Kar Usne Bike Le Hi Li.

Ab Vo Roz Ladkiyo Ki Gedi Kaata Karta Tha Aur Maje Liya Karta Thha.

Ek Din Ek Ladki Sadak Pe Paidal Jaa Rahi Thhi Pappu Uske Pass Se Tez Bike Chalata Hua Nikla.

Ladki Darr Gayi Aur Use Dekh Kar Chillayi: “Oye Marega Kya?”

Pappu Ne Bike Roki Aur Mud Kar Bola.

Pappu: “Filhal Mood To Nahi Hai, Par Agar Degi To Maar Hi Lunga“

Aaj Ki Naukraniya, Tauba Bhai Tauba

Ek Bacha Apne Ghar Par Kam Karne Wali Naukrani Se Bola.
Bachha: “Tum Papa Ki Nunni Ko Muh Mein Leke Kya Kar Rahi Thhi?”
Naukrani Bhi Chalu Thhi Vo Samajh Gayi Bachha Maa Ko Na Bata De, Usko Bahlane Ke Liye Boli.
Naukrani: “Beta, Tumko To Pata Hai Main Kamwali Hun Saf Safayi Karti Hu, Vo To Tumhari Mummy Ke Liye Usko Bhi Saf Kar Rahi Thhi“

India Gareeb Nahi Hai

Ek Bar Flight Mein Santa Ki Bahas Ek American Se Ho Gayi.
American: “Tumhra Desh To Bada Gareeb Hai”
Santa Ko Ye Sun Ke Gussa Aa Gaya Aur Bola
Santa: “Bhonsdi Ke, Tum Angrej Jitna Tel Khane Mein Use Karte Ho Na, Us Se Jyada To Hum Har Shanivar Ko Mandir Mein Chada Dete Hai“

Best Quotes by William Sexfear

Folding Chair & Woman – Both Useless If Legs Closed
Microwave & Girl – Both Get Hot In 15 Sec
Bra & Bar -  Men Go Crazy When They Are Open

Santa Aur Chowmein Ka Sawad

Santa Subha Khana Khate Hue Biwi Par Chilla Raha Tha.
Santa: “Ye Kya? Khane Mein Baal, Andhi Hai Tujhe Dikhta Nahi Kya?”
Biwi Gusse Mein Aake: “Chupchap Kha Le Madharchod, Raat Ko Puri Jhaantein Chowmein Samajh Ke Khane Ki Koshish Karta Hai Aur Din Mein 1 Baal Ke Liye Nakhre Karta Hai“

Haye Re Tera Sharmana

Ustad Chodumal Khan Ji Apne College Ke Dino Ko Yad Karke Apne Friends Ko Sher Suna Rahe Thhe
Ek Din Milli Wo Hume Kuch Is Tarha Se,
Udasio Mein Basi Si, Jhuki Juki Nazar Se,
Maine Akhir Puch Hi Liya Udas Kyu Ho?
Juka Ke Palke, Chupa Ke Chehra
Hole Se Boli, “Periods Chal Rahe Hai“

Girdhar Barse Angan Main NVG Version

Teacher Ne Pappu Ko “Girdhar Barse Angan Main” Mein Kavita Likhne Ko Kaha
Pappu Ne Likha
Masti Bhri Ek Madam Aayi Josh Bhare Is Yauvan Mein,
Saanjh Dhale Jab Piya Mile To Khaat Bichhi Fir Angan Mein ,
Hoth Chusaye, Chuchi Dabayee, Land Ghusa Fir Jaanghan Mein,
Wo Sisak Sisak Kar Chillayi Jab “Girdhar Barse Angan Mein

Doodh Aur Ladki Mein Kya Faraq Hota Hai

College Ke Trip Par Bache Ghumne Gaye Thhe, Aur Usmein Santa Ki Beti Chinki Bhi Thhi,
Jaisa Ki Aap Log Jante Ho Ki Jaha 1 Se Jyada Ladkiya Ho, Vaha Bas Duniya Bhar Ki Ajeebo Gareeb Baatein Shuru.
Ese Hi Chinki Ki Ek Friend Ne Sabhi Friends Ke Aage Ek Question Rakha.
Ladki: “Koi Btayega Ki Doodh Aur Ladki Mein Kya Faraq Hota Hai”
Chinki: “Ja Pagli Tujhe Itna Bhi Nahi Pata, Doodh Jab Gharam Hota Hai To Malayi Uper Aati Hai, Aur Ladki Jab Garam Ho To Malayi Niche Aati Hai”

How Was My Shots?

Dhoni Ne First Night Ke Baad Apni Wife Se Puchha
Dhoni: “How Was My Shots?”
Wife: “Bade Zabardast Shots Thhe Ji, Par Fir Bhi Aap Opening Batman Nahi Ho Ji“

Request Ki Limit Kya Ho Sakti Hai?

Jab Koi Ladka Kisi Ladki Ka Zabardasti Rape Kar Raha Ho Aur Ladki Rote Hue Bole
Ladki: “Bhaiya Please Condom To Laga Lo“

Ise Kahte Hai, Khushi Ke Mare Mar Jana

Ek Ladki Ki 5 Crore Ki Lottery Nikli Aayi, Ab Company Pareshan Ho Gayi Ki Ladki Ko Agar Itni Badi Bat Batayai To Kahi Khushi Ke Mare Mar Hi Na Jaye.
To Company Ne Apne Ek Sabse Intelligent Aur Talented Person, Ranjan (Aki) Ko Ye Kaam Sompa.
Ranjan Pahunch Gaya Ladki Ke Ghar Darwaja Khatkaya To Ek Bahut Hi Sunder Ladki Nikli, Ranjan Use Bola.
Ranjan: “Mam, Farz Karo Ki Aapki 5 Crore Ki Lottery Nikal Aaye To Aap Kya Karogi?”
Ladki Pahle Sun Kar To Hairani Hui Aur Fir Boli.
Ladki: “Aap Ke Saamne Nangi Ho Jaaungi Aur Fir Nachne Lagungi, Aap Phir Meri Chut Me Apna Lund Dal Dena Aur Mere Boobs Chusna, Aur Adhe Paisi Main Aapko De Dungi”
Aur Ye Baat Sun Kar Ranjan Vahi Khushi Ke Maare Mar Gaya.

Aaj Mausam Bada Be-Imaan Hai

Ladka Apni Girlfriend Ke Saath Park Mein Betha Tha.
Asman Ki Taraf Dekhkar Apni Girlfriend Ko Bola
Ladka: “Janu Aaj Mausam Kitna Bhadiya Hai Na, Tumhe Koi Feelings Nahi Ho Rahi Hai?”
Ladki: “Haan Ho Rahi Hai”
Ladka: “Kya?”
Ladki: “Yahi Ki Main Aaj Phir Chudne Wali Hun“

Ghar Ka Lund Daal Brabar?

Dolly Apni Saheli Shalini Se: “Mujhe Bahut Bachav Rakhna Padta Hai Ki Kahi Main Pregnent Na Ho Jaun.”
Shalini: “Lekin Mene To Suna Hai Ki Tumhare Pati Ne Operation Karva Liya Hai.”
Dolly: “Are Tabhi To Mujhe Bachav Rakhna Padta Hai.“

Doctor Ka Diagnose

Ek Gaanv Ki Aurat Doctor Ke Pass Gayi Doctor Uska Checkup Karke Bola
Doctor: “Ya To Aapko Jukaam Hai Ya Fir Aap Pregnant Ho”
Aurat Kuch Soch Kar Boli: “Jitne Bhi Logo Se Main Mili Hu Unmein Se Kisi Ka Bhi Naak Leak Nahi Kar Raha Tha Iska Matlab Main Pregnent Hi Hun.“

Masoom Bache Ki Masoom Soch

Ek Jatt Kheto Mein Kaam Kar Raha Thha, Kam Karte Karte Uska Sex Ko Mood Bana To Usne Apne Bete Ko Bulaya Aur Kaha.
Jatt: “Putar Ghar Ja Aur Apni Maa Ko Jake Ye Bol Ki Mausam Bhadiya Hai Aur Daddy Ne Khet Mein Bulaya Hai”
Ab Bechara Bachha To Bacha Hi Thha Masumiyat Se Puchha.
Bachha: “Daddy, Agar Mummy Ghar Par Na Hui To Ye Message Bhua Ko De Du?“

Bhai Logo Ke Liye Jaroori Soochna

Ajakal Ke Time Mein Ladkiya Bewafa Kyu Hoti Hai, Aur Biwiya Apne Mard Ko Chhod Kar Dusre Mardo Ke Piche Kyu Bhagti Hai.
Is Cheez Par Research Karke Hamare Pujniye Baba Saxidas Ji Ne Ek Slogan Banaya Hai.
Rozana Muth Marne Se Parhez Kariye,
Yaad Rakhein Ke Lund Jaandar To Mard Shaandar,
Aur Bivi Rahe Imaandaar.
“Purush Janhit Me Jari”

Pappu Sala To Doctor Hai

Ek Teacher Chumban Ka Virodh Karte Hue Bachho Ko Samjha Raha Thha
Teacher: “Jab Koi Ladki Kisi Ladke Ko Kiss Karti Hai To Woh Apne Munh Se Dusre Ke Munh Mein 40,000 Kitanu Transfer Karti Hai Aur Iska Koi Ilaj Nahi Hai.”
Sab Bache Khamosh Ho Gaye Aur Darr Gaye, Par Apne Pappu Ko Pata Thha Ki Teacher Chutiya Kaat Raha Hai, Kuch Soch Ke Bola.
Pappu: “Sir, Iska Ilaaj Hai.”
Teacher Hairan Ho Gaya: “Kya Ilaaj Hai?”
Pappu: “Sir Simple, Uska Chumban Usko Wapis De Do.“

Girlfriend Ke Sath Sona Paap Hai Kya?

Baba Saxidas Ke Hazro Bhakto Mein Se Unka Ek Anuj Naam Ka Bhakat Thha.
Ek Din Ja Pahuncha Baba Ke Pass Aur Puchne Laga.
Anuj: “Baba Ji, Kya Girlfriend Ke Saath Sona Paap Hai?”
Baba Saxidas Muskura Ke Bole: “Beta, Baat Paap Punya Ki Nahi Hai, Samsya Ye Hai Ki Tum Log Sotey Nahi Ho Na“

Goli To Biwi Ko Marni Chahiye Thhi

Santa Ne Apni Biwi Ko Ape Ek Dost Ke Sath Sote Dekh Liya.
Usne Aav Dekha Na Taav Bandook Uthayi Aur Dost Ko Goli Maar Di.
Biwi Ne Ye Dekha Aur Gusse Mein Aake Boli.
Biwi: “Tum Apne Gusse Pe Kaabu Rakho, Warna Ek Din Apne Sare Dosto Se Haath Dho Bethoge“

Suhagrat Ke Bad Sabse Mushkil Kaam Kya Hai?

Suhagrat Ke Bad Sabse Mushkil Kaam Kya Hai
Ladki Se Bat Karna, No
Kiss Karna, Nop
Gale Lagana, Nahi
Fir Sex Karna, Na Yaar
Agle Din Subha Ghar Walo Se Nazre Milana

Naam To Vakiye Hi Bada Pyara Hai

Santa Plane Mein Air Hostess Ko Dekhe Ja Raha Thha.
Air Hostess Ki Left Breast Pe Name Plate Lagi Thhi, Aur Uspar Likha Tha, Teena.
Santa Ne Ye Dekh Kar Air Hostess Se Pucha.
Santa: “Waah Ji Bahut Badiya Naam Rakha Hai, Dosre Wale Ka Kya Hai?“

Kamal Ka Tota

Santa Ki Biwi Bolne Wala Tota Khareed Kar Apne Ghar Laati Hai, Jo Pehla Chakla (Randi Ke Ghar) Mai Thha.
Ghar Aatey He Tota Bola: “Naya Chakla, Nayi Madam.”
Itne Me Chinki Aayi, Tota Bola: “Nayi Item Bhi Hai”
Sham Ko Jab Santa Ghar Aaya To Tota Bola.
Naya Chakla, Nayi Madam, Nayi Item Aur Purana Customer.
Kaise Ho Santa Sahab? Idhar Bhi Pahunch Gaye.

Ladki Ne Sach Bol Hi Diya

Dosto Aaj Ke Time Mein Sach Bolne Wali Ladkiya Bahut Hi Kam Hoti Hai, Khas Kar Apne Affairs Ke Bare Mein Batane Wali.

Par Aaj Ka Ye Kissa Ek Aisi Ladki Ka Hai Jisne Bina Kuch Soche Samjhe Esi Baat Bol Di Jo Shayad Koi Bhi Ladki Na Bol Sakti Ho.

Hamare Ek Dost Pankaj Ne Ek Ladki Fasayi Aur Kafi Time Dates Pe Jane Ke Baad Akhir Usko Ek Din Rat Ko Sex Karne Ke Liye Mana Hi Liya.

Hotel Ke Room Mein Jab Vo Ladki Ke Sath Sex Karne Lagta Hai To Ladki Bolti Hai.

Ladki: “Condom Ke Bina Karo Na”

Pankaj: “Nahi Nahi, Agar Mujhe AIDS Ho Gaya To?”

Ladki Bindas Hoke Boli: “Arre Pagal Gabrao Mat Nahi Hoga, Baki Sab To Condom Pahan Ke Hi Karte Hai Na“

Aur Karva Le Tariff

Patni Ne Shadi Ke Kuch Months Baad Pati Ko Kaha.
Patni: “Janu, Aapne Kabhi Mere Gharwalo Ko Tariff Nahi Ki”
Pati: “Teri Choot, Teri Maa Ki Choot, Aur Sabse Bhadiya Mast Teri Bahan Ki Choot“

Bachha Hone ki 100% Guarantee

Ek Ladki Ki Shadi Hue 3 Saal Ho Gaye Thhe Aur Uske Bachha Nahi Ho Raha Thha

Kisi Ne Usko Bataya Ki Swami Lunnacharya Bahut Pahunche Hue Hai, Unke Pass Ja Kuch Na Kuch Hal Jarur Nikal Aayega

Ladki Ja Pahunchi Baba Ke Pass Aur Apni Problem Bata Ke Boli

Ladki: “Swami Ji, Agar Main Aapko Nazrana Dun To, Guarantee Hai Ki Mera Bachha Ho Jayega?”

Ab Aap Logo Ko Pata Hi Hai Ki Hamare Swami Ji Pure Tharki Hai, Bole

Lunnacharya: “Beta, Najrane Ki Jagha Agar Ek Chance Do To 100% Guarantee Hai“

Ladki, Pappu Ko Bachha Mat Samajh

Ek Baar Pappu Apne Cousin Ko Milne College Gaya

Vaha Pe Ek Se Bhadkar Ek Sunder Ladkiya Thhi

Achahnak Pappu Ne Ek Ladki Ki Jeans Ki Back Side Pe Jahaz (Plane) Bana Dekha

Kafi Der Tak Vo Us Ladki Ko Dekhta Raha. Ladki Ne Ye Dekha Aur Pappu Ka Majak Udate Ke Liye Boli.

Ladki: “Arey, Kya Pahle Kabhi Jahaaz Nahi Dekha?”

Pappu: “Ji Jahaz To Mene Bahut Dekhe Hai, Par Esa Shandar Airport Pahle Kabhi Nahi Dekha“

Tharki Ladki Ki Sharmeeli Khwahish

Ek Ladka Aur Ladki Ki Engagment Ho Chuki Thi Aur Ab Shadi Ki Baat Chal Rahi Thhi.

Ek Din Dono Road Pe Icecream Khate Hue Apas Mein Bat Kar The Thhe.

Ladka: “Shadi Ke Liye Konsi Date Rakhain?”

Ladki Hichkichatey Hue: “22 December Rakh Lo Na”

Ladka: “Kyu, Special Yehi Din Kyu?”

Ladki Sharmate Hue: “Suna Hai Vo Saal Ki Sabse Lambi Raat Hoti Hai“

William Sexfear’s Law Of Reverse Dynamics

According To William Sexfear’s Law Of Reverse Dynamics

When A Man Becomes Rich He Becomes Naughty

& When A Woman Becomes Naughty, She Becomes Rich.

Two Types of Girls

Girls 2 Types Ki Hoti Hai

1st Boring Girls – Jo Dhup Mein Bhi Chhatri Leke Chalti Hai.

2nd Bindas Girl – Jo Baarish Mein Bhi White Dress Pahnti Hai, Aur Chattri Jan Bhuj Ke Ghar Bhul Jati Hai.

Indian Lunn With Vibrator Twist

Ek Baar Swami Lunnacharya Ji Apne Bhakto Ko Pravachan De Ke Uthe.

To Ek Angrej Ladki, Jo Unke Pravachan Se Bahut Impress Ho Chuki Thi, Unhhe Apne Sath Sex Karne Ka Offer Diya.

Ladki Jawan Aur Bahut Khubsurat Thi Aur Apne Swami Ji Bhi Tharki Thhe, Unhone Offer Accept Kar Liya.

Angrejan Ko Le Gaye Apne Kamre Mein Aur Sex Karna Shuru Kar Diya.

Jaisa Ki Aapko Pata Hai Wo Buddhe The, Aur Shareer Mein Jaan Kam Thhi, Sex Karte Karte Achanak Kaanpne Lage.

Ladki Ne Bahut Pyaar Se Puchha: “Kya Hua Swaami Ji? Aap Kaamp Kyu Rahe Ho?”

Ab Swami Ji Akhir Thhe To Sachhe Desh Bhakat, Unhone Socha Ye To Bahar Jake India Ki Beizzjti Kar Degi, Kuch Soch Ke Bole

Lunnacharya: “Bachha Wo Kya Hai, Tum Logo Ko To Vibrators Lene Ki Adat Hai, Mene Socha Indian Lunn With Vibrator Twist De Du, Kam Se Kam Yad To Rakhogi Swami Ji Ko“

New Style of Sex, It Happens Only In India

Santa Abhi Usa Mein Hi Thha Aur Soch Raha Tha Ki Vapis Jane Se Pahle Kisi Gori Ko Choda Jaye.

Pahunch Gaya Ek Gori Ke Pass, Jo Paisi Leke Uske Sath Sex Karne Ko Tyar Ho Gayi.

Dono Jab Sex Kar Rahe Thhe To Santa Bich Mein Ek Dum Se Rukk Gaya Aur Motionless Ho Gaya.

Gori Ne Ye Dekha Aur Hairani Hui, Santa Se Boli.

Girl: “Hey Asshole What Are You Doing?”

Santa: “This Is A New Sex Style In India”

Girl: “Whattt?”

Santa: “Yes, I’ve Seen This On Porn Sites And Its Called Buffering“

Mai bahut imandaar hoo

Ek ladka Cement Factory me kaam karta tha, uska baap bola:
Ghar banwana hai 25 bori cement laa de
Ladka: Nahi, mai bahut imandaar hoo
Baap: 15 laa de
Ladka: Nahi, meri kuch image hai
Baap: 5 laa de
Ladka: Nahi
Baap: Theek hai 1 mutthi la de
Ladka: 1 mutthi ka kya karogey?
Baap: Teri maa ke liye hai taki koi dusara imandaar na paida ho sake

difference between "Potentiality" and "Reality"

Youngest Son: Tell me Dad, what is the difference between "Potentiality" and "Reality"?"
Dad: I will show you.
 
Dad turns to his wife and asks her: Would you sleep with Robert Redford  for 1 million dollars"?
Wife: Yes of course! I would never waste such an opportunity...
Then Dad asks his daughter, if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for 1 million dollars?
Daughter: Wow! Yes! he is my fantasy!
So Dad turns to his elder son and asks him: "Would you sleep with Tom Cruise for 1 million dollars"?
Elder Son: Yeah! Why not? Imagine what I could do with 1 million  Dollars!I Would never hesitate!
 
So the father turns back to his younger son saying: You see son, "Potentially" we are sitting on
3 million dollars, but in "Reality" we are living with 2 prostitutes and 1 gay.

How would U Recognize

A Ques Asked In A Talent Test:
If u r Married To 1 of The Twin
Sisters, How would U Recognize
Ur WIFE?
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Why Should I recognise?:P

3 men in Prison

3 men in Prison
A Rapist
A Psycho
&
A Gay.

Rapist: If I Find a Cat here I will Fuck it hard till it Dies!

Psycho: Oh Yeah! & Once its dead I will Fuck it till I die!

Gay Standing in the Corner Softly Says: *Meeoowww*

Teachers Job

Call-girl Applies For A Teachers Job.

Principal:“Can you Teach Zoology, Biology, Geology & Physiology”

Girl: “No, I Can Teach Only Choos-Loji, Chaat-Loji, Daal-Loji & Nikal-Loji.“

Ye Kya Kar Rahe Hai

Santa Flight Mein Pilot Ke Headphones Chheen Ne Ki Koshish Kar Raha Tha.

Pilot Hairani Se: “Ye Kya Kar Rahe Hai, Sir?”

Santa: “Madharchod Ticket Hum Le, Aur Gaane Tum Suno, Chal Idhar De“

Dur-Dur Gaon Mein

Dur-Dur Gaon Mein,
Jb Raat Ko Baccha Nehi Sota Hai.
Toh.
Uski Maa Kehti He Soja Beta Soja.
Varna.
Varna.
Varna.
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Varna
DUSRA Kaise Hoga.?

natak mat kar

Hum uske sine pe sar rakh ke itna roye....
Hum uske sine pe sar rakh ke itna roye...
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ki wo khud bra utar ke boli le chutiye daba le par natak mat kar !!!

Bacha Jaag Raha Hai

Sex Karte Hue Biwi Ko Shaq Hua Ki Bacha Jaag Raha Hai,

Biwi Ne Husband Ko Bola To Usne Bache Ko Doosre Kamre Mein Lita Diya,

Sex Karne Ke Baad Jab Husband Vapis Bache Ko Lene Gaya To Dekha Ki Bachha Mutth Mar Raha Hai

Husband Gusse Se: “Oyee, Ye Kya Kar Raha Hai Tu?”

Bachha Guuse Se Bola: “Apna Kaam Apne Haath Se Kar Raha Hu, Apni Khushi Ke Liye Kisi Ki Maa Nahi Chod Raha“

Dictionary Mein Impossible Ka Word Nahi Hai

Ye Hitler Ke Zamane Ki Baat Hai.

Vo Stage Pe Chadd Ke Speach De Raha Thha.

Hitler: “Meri Dictionary Mein Impossible Ka Word Nahi Hai”

Piche Se Bheed Mein Santa Nikla Aur Bola

Santa: “To Bhonsdi Ke Dekh Ke Leni Chahiye Thhi Na“

Bhagwan Ji Kab Darte Hai?

Pappu Aur Uska Dost Golu Ice Cream Kha Rahe Thhe Khate Khate Golu Ne Pappu Se Pucha

Golu: “Saale Tere Mein Bada Dimag Hai Na, Chal Ye Bata Ki Bhagwan Ji Kab Darte Hai?”

Pappu Ne Kuch Der Socha Aur Samne Mandir Ko Dekh Ke Bola

Pappu: “Jab Koi Larki Mandir Mein Jaye Aur Bole, Ki Agar Meri Ye Mannat Puri Hui To Main Bhagwan Ko Nariyal Chadaungi.“

Nanhe Bachhe Kaise Paida Hote Hai ?

Classroom Mein Chintu Ne Apne Teacher Se Pucha

Chintu: “Madam Bachhe Kaise Paida Hota Hai?”

Teacher Samjhate Hue: “Asman Se Ek Sunder Si Pari Aati Hai, Aur Maa Ke Takiye Ke Niche Ek Fool Rakh Ke Chali Jati Hai, Aur Agle Din Vo Ek Nanha Sa Bacha Ban Jata Hai”

Golu Ye Sab Sun Raha Thha, Us Se Raha Na Gaya Bench Se Utha Aur Madam Se Bola

Golu: “Madam Ji, To Kya Wo Thoka Thok wala system ab band ho gaya hai"

Nanhe Bachhe Kaise Paida Hote Hai ?

Classroom Mein Chintu Ne Apne Teacher Se Pucha

Chintu: “Madam Bachhe Kaise Paida Hota Hai?”

Teacher Samjhate Hue: “Asman Se Ek Sunder Si Pari Aati Hai, Aur Maa Ke Takiye Ke Niche Ek Fool Rakh Ke Chali Jati Hai, Aur Agle Din Vo Ek Nanha Sa Bacha Ban Jata Hai”

Golu Ye Sab Sun Raha Thha, Us Se Raha Na Gaya Bench Se Utha Aur Madam Se Bola

Golu: “Madam Ji, To Kya Wo Thoka Thok wala system ab band ho gaya hai"

First Night Pe Hosh Uda Dena

Miya Biwi Ne Suhagrat Manayi Aur Thak Ke Beth Gaye.

Husband Ne Biwi Pe Rob Marne Ke Liye Bola.

Husband: “Main Shadi Se Pahle 20 Call Girls Ke Saath Sex Kar Chuka Hun”

Biwi Sharmatey Hue: “Oh Ji Mene Aapko Pahchan Liya, Aap Wohi Hona Na Jo 500 Rs Ka Nakli Note De Gaye Thhe“

Sharmeeli Ladki Ka Sharmeela Answer

Ek Baar Class Mein Ek Nayi Ladki Aayi

Teacher Ne Us Se Pucha

Teacher: “Tumhara Naam Kya Hai?”

Ladki: “Ji, Pinki”

Teacher: “Aage Ya Piche Kuch Lagati Ho?”

Ladki Sharmate Hue: “Ji Aage Veet Cream Aur Piche Sarson Ka Tel“

An Old Man’s Cheating

A Young Girl After Her Honeymoon Came Fully Exhausted And Tired.

Her Friends Asked Her What Happened?

She Replied: “When This 70 Year Old Bastard Told Me He Has Saved A Lot From Last 50 Years, I Thought It Was Money“

Girlfriend Ko Sex Ke Liye Kaisi Manaye

Ustad Chodumal Khan Saab Ne Apni Girlfriend Ko Sex Ke Liye Manane Ke Liye Ek Sher Sunaya

Jubaan Pe Jab Bhi Naam Tera Aata Hai,

Ye Haath Mere Niche Chala Jaata Hai,

Tumhe Paane Ke Liye Kuch Bhi Kar Jaunga,

Ek Baar Karne De Warna Hila Hila Ke Mar Jaunga.

Ladki Aur Bijli Ki Taar Mein Farak?

Ek Din Santa Ne Banta Se Puchha: “Oye Ek Baat Bata, Ladki Aur Bijli Ki Taar Mein Kya Farak Hai?”

Banta: “Yaar Jyada Farak Nahi Hai, Dono Nangi Ho To Jaan Nikal Deti Hain.”

Ise Kahte Hai Bindaas Ladki

Ek Ladka Aur Ladki Raat Ko Car Mein Ja Rahe The,

Ladke Ne Kisi Sunsaan Jagah Par Car Rok Kar Kaha: “Agar Mein Tunhare Sath Munh Kaala Karu To Tum Shor To Nahi Machaogi?”

Ladki Bhi Bindas Thhi Boli: “Agar Tum Muh Kala Na Kar Sake To Jarur Shor Machaungi.“

Santa In USA, Chakk De Fatte

Santa Jyada Sharab Peene Ki Wajah Se USA Mein Ek Bar Ke Bahar Dhamal Macha Raha Thha.

Kisi Ne Complaint Kar Di To Police Aa Gayi,

Ek Sexy Si Police Officer Car Mein Se Bahar Aayi Aur Santa Ko Boli.

Officer: “Anything You Say Will Be Taken Down.”

Sharabi Santa Nashe Mein: “Your Panties.“

Animals Are True Friends

One Day A Bear And A Rabbit Were Walking Together In Jungle.

They Met A Fairy, She Granted Them 3 Wishes.

1st Wish

Bear: “Make All The Bears In This Area Female, Except Me.”

Rabbit: “Give Me A Helmet”

Bear Got Confused Seeing Rabbit’s Wish

2nd Wish

Bear: “Make All Bears In This World Female, Except Me”

Rabbit: “Give Me A Bike”

Bear Thought That Rabbit Is Fool

3rd Wish

Bear: “Make All The Bears In This World Female, Except Me”

Rabbit Sat On The Bike, And Drove Away Saying

“Make This Bear Gay“

Ladkiya Dupatta Kyun Pahnti Hai?

Teacher Ne Class Mein Pappu Se Pucha

Teacher: “Batao Ladkiya Dupatta Kyun Pahnti Hai?”

Pappu: “Mam, Science Ki Wajah Se”

Teacher: “Wo Kaisi”

Pappu: “Kyunki Science Bhi Is Baat Ko Manti Hai Ki Khane Peene Ki Cheezo Ko Dhakk Kar Rakhna Chahiye“

Nahate Waqt Kya Lagana Chahiye

Malika Sherwat Ne Baba Saxidas Ka Bada Naam Suna Thha

To Usne Socha Ki Chalo Aaj Unke Darshan Hi Kar Liye Jaye, Koi Gyaan Ki Baat Puch Lungi

Ja Pahunchi Baba Ke Pass, Aur Pucha

Malikka: “Baba Mein Nahate Waqt Kya Lagaya Karu?”

Baba Saxidas Muskurate Hue: “Bachha, Darwaje Ki Kundi“

Hum Saath Saath Hai

80 Saal Ka Pathan Apne Latke Hue Lund Ko Haath Mein Pakad Ke Usse Baatein Kar Raha Thha

Tum Hamare Sath Paida Hua,

Hamare Sath Bada Hua,

Hamare Saath Khela Kooda,

Par Benchod, Tu Humse Pahle Kaisi Mar Gaya

Baap Re, Pappu Ka Chodan Style

Ek Baar Pappu Ki Kisi Baat Pe Apni Girlfriend Se Ladayi Ho Gayi.

Dono Mein Ladayi Karte Karte Baat Yaha Tak Aa Gayi Ki Breakup Ki naubat Aa Gayi.

Ladki Ne Gusse Mein Aake Pappu Ko Bhadva Kah Diya

Tab Pappu Ko Gussa Aya Aur Vo Apni Girlfriend Ko Bola

Pappu: “Sali Kuttiya Randi, Apne Lund Pe Ghungroo Bandh Ke Tujko Aise Chodunga Ki Tere Baap Aur Mohalle Walo Ko Lagega Ki Kirtan Ho Raha Hai“

Zindagi Ko Aisi Jiyo, Ki Koi Yaad Kare

Chodumal Khan Sahab Ne Ek Mushayara Mein Aaj Ki Generation Ko Samjhte Hue Ek Sher Arz Kiya.

Phool Banke Bhi Kya Jeena Dosto, Ek Din Murja Jaoge Or Dafna Diye Jaoge,

Waah Wah Waah Bhai Waah

Phool Banke Bhi Kya Jeena Dosto, Ek Din Murja Jaoge Or Dafna Diye Jaoge,

Jeena Hai To Paani Ban Ke Jiyo, Kam Se Kam Kisi Ki Gaand Dhone Ke Kaam To Aaoge.

Kya Zamana Aa Gaya Hai, Tauba Tauba

Dosto Kya Jamaana Aa Gaya Hai, Hadd Hi Kar Di In Advertisement Walo Ne

Idea Walo Ne Ek Bade Se Poster Mein Ek Ladki Khadi Kardi,

Aur Sath Mein Likh Diya.

Sirf 10 Paise Mein Lage Raho Poori Raat.

Dosto Jaago, Esi Advertismenta Ko Dekh Ke Apna Time Barbaad Na Karo

Aur Mere Saath Us Ladki Ko Dhund Ne Mein Meri Madad Karo

Phool Kya Peete Hai?

Class Mein New Teacher Aayi, Jiske Blouse Pe Phool Laga Hua Thha.

Kuch Der Baad Usne Samne Bethe Pappu Se Pucha.

Teacher: “Batao Beta, Phool Kya Peete Hai?”

Pappu: “Ji Mam, Doodh”

Teacher Ne Pyar Se Samjhate Hue Kaha: “Nahi Beta, Paani Peete Hai”

Pappu Sochte Hue: “Ji Mam Sorry, Mujhe Pata Nahi Thha Iski Dandi Itni Niche Tak Hai“

Santa Ki Muft Ki Shave

Ek Doctor Santa Ke Piche Blade Leke Bhag Raha Tha Aur Chilla Raha Thha.

Doctor: “Thahar Ja Kutte Kameene, Ek Baar Hath Lag Ja Tere Ko Jan Se Mar Dunga”

Ye Sun Kar Kuch Logo Ne Usko Pakda Aur Pucha.

Log: “Bhai Sahab Hua Kya Hai, Kyu Usko Marne Pe Tule Ho?”

Doctor Rote Hue: “Ye Sala Hai Hi Harami, Pichli 4 Baar Se Aisa Hi Kar Raha Hai, Nasbandi Karvane Aata Hai Aur Jhaantein Katva Kar Baag Jaata Hai“

Ise Kahte Hai, Badkismati

Ek Baar Ek Bande Ki Shadi Hui, Par Suhagrat Manane Se Pahle Hi Uska Accident Ho Gaya Aur Vo Bechara Bhagwan Ko Pyara Ho Gaya.

Patni Puri Sati Savitri Thhi, Usne Pati Ka Land Kaat Liya Aur Usko Apne Ghar Ki Deewar Se Chipka Diya.

Roj Raat Ko Vo Deewar Pe Jaati Aur Lund Se Sex Karke Apni Pyaas Bhuja Leti.

Ek Din Uske Sath Wale Padosi Ne Jiska Naamm Kaaliya Thha, Ye Sab Dekh Aur Ek Scheme Sochi.

Usne Deewar Mein Ek Surakh Kiya Aur Uske Pati Ka Lund Hata Ke Raat Ko Apna Lund Deewar Mein Dal Ke Khada Ho Gaya.

Roz Ki Tarha Raat Ko Patni Aayi, Uske Hath Mein Ek Chaku (Knife) Thha, Usne Lund Ko Kaata Aur Hath Mein Leke Boli

Patni: “Jaanu, Chalo Aaj Se Hum Ab Naye Ghar Mein Shift Ho Rahe Hai“

Similarity Between Schools And Girls?

Pappu Ke Dost Golu Ne Us Se Pucha
Golu: “Pappu Tera Dimag Bahut Tez Chalta Hai Na,
Chal Bata Ki What Is The Similarity Between Schols And Girls?”
Pappu Ne Sochte Hue: “Simple Hai Yaar, Both Have Periods“

Biwi Ho To Aisi, Mast Aur Bindaas

Santa Ek Baar Kapde Press Karvane Dhobi Ke Pass Gaya To Dobhi Ki Biwi Bahar Bethi Hoti Hai Aur Ek Dum Mast Aur Chaka Chak Maal Hoti Hai Santa Ki Usko Dekh Ke Niyat Kharab Ho Jati Hai Aur Wo Usko Bolta Hai Santa: “100 Rs Dunga, Degi?” Dhobi Ki Biwi Bhi Bindas Thhi, Boli.. Biwi: “500 Rs Main Tujhe Dungi, Mere Pati Ka Le Le“

Kahaani Murga Aur Murgi Ki

Ek Murga Ek Murgi Ke Piche Bhaag Raha Thha Aur Usko Pakadne Ki Koshish Kar Raha Thha Achanal Bhaagte Bhaagte Murgi Ek Car Ke Niche Aa Gayi Aur Mar Gayi Murga Usko Dekh Kar Man Mein Bola: “Sali Lagta Hai Desi Thhi, Jaan Dedi Magar Izzat Bacha Li“

Gareeb Bachho Ke Haal Aur Unka Shoshan

Ek Baar Ek Bachha Bhukha( Hungry) Hota Hai, Do Din Se Usne Kuch Bhi Nahi Khaya Hota. Wo Ek Chai Wale (Tea Shop) Ke Paas Jaata Hai Aur Bolta Hai. Bacha: “Uncle Bhukh Lagi Hai Chai Pila Do” Chai Wala Tharki Hota Hai Vo Ye Sun Ke Bache Ko Bolta Hai. Chai Wala: “Bete Chai To Pila Dunga, Par Pahle Gaand Deni Padegi” Bachha Bechara Bukh Se Mar Raha Hota Hai Aur Gaand Marwane Ke Liye Haan Kar Deta Hai. Chai Wala Usko Dukan Ke Piche Le Ja Kar Jhuka Deta Hai Aur Thokna Shuru Kar Deta Hai. Achanak Bachhe Ko Uske Land Ke Neeche Do Tatte Latke Huye Dikhte Hain Aur Wo Chai Wale Se Puchta Hai. Bachha: “Uncle Ye Kya Hain?” Chai Wala: “Beta Ye Tatte Hote Hai” Bachha Kuch Soch Ke Bolta Hai: “Uncle Bhukh Badh Gayi Hai, Inko Bhi Andar Daal Do Ek Fan Aur Ek Mathhi Aur De Dena“

Pati Ka Keeda

Husband Ghar Aya Aur Aake Bola Husband: “Aaj Main Doctor Ke Pass Gaya Thha” Biwi: “To Kya Bola Vo” Husband: “Bola Ki Mere Daant Mein Keeda Hai” Biwi Tanj Maarte Hue: “Ji, Doctor Ne Beemari To Sahi Batayi Hai, Par Lagta Hai Jagha Galat Bata Di Hai“

Bhagwan Sabse Jyada Dukhi Kab Hote Hai?

Jaisa Ki Kal Aapne Pada Ki Teacher Ke Puchne Pe Pappu Ne Bataya Ki Bhagwan Ji Kab Khush Hote Hai. Teacher Is Jawab Ko Sunkar Khamosh Ho Gayi Aur Socha Ki Pappu Ka Dimag Jyada Hi Kharab Hai Ise Sabak Sikhaya Jaye To Usne Pucha: “Chal Ab Ye Bata Ki Bhagwan Sabse Jyada Dukhi Kab Hote Hai?” Pappu Bhi Apna Akhir Pappu Thha Usne Jawab Diya Pappu: “Jab Koi Ladki Bina Shadi Kiye Pregnent Ho Jati Hai Tab Uski Maa Saara Iljam Bhagwan Ko Dete Hue Kahti Hai, Hey Bhagwan, Ye Tune Kya Kiya?“

On The First Wedding Night. Husband: Look Darling Before Marriage I Had Affair With 20 Girls" Wife Replied: "Janu Kundli Milli Hai To Gunn To Millenge Hi Na

Chota bacha nokrani se! yeh tum pappa ka penis muh main lekar kya kar rahi the? Nokrani: Woh main.. Main.. main.. main na Woh.. Tumhari Mamma k liye saaf kar rahi thee.!

Shadi Ki Pehli Raat Pati Apni Patni Ki Chut Ke Andar Ek Ungli Dalta Hai. Patni Sharmate Hue Kehti Hai: "Ek Ungli Aur Dalo Na" Pati: "Kyun Tune Seeti Bajani Hai?"

Bapu na Lakhota

ek vaar ek bapu nu lakhota nu operation chalatu hatu.
operation darmiyan doctor na haathe bhool thi bapu no ek lakhoto futi gayo.
docter e lakhota ni jagya e nani pyaz (onion) nakhi didhi ane bapu ne 15 divas pachhi fari thi aava mate kahyu.
15 divas pachhi, doctor: kai takleef to nathi ne bapu.
bapu: taklif to kai nathi, pan eni bun ne peshab karva jav tare aankho bale chhe.
doctor: vandho nahi ek biji nani surgery kari nakhiye etle aankho nahi bale.
doctor e opretaion kari pyaz(onion) kadhi ne eni jagya e mati ni goli banavi ne nakhi didhi ane bapu ne kahyu 15 divas pachhi fari thi aavjo check karava mate.
15 divas pachhi, doctor: have bapu koi takleef nathi ne?
bapu: takleeh to nathi,pan ek lakhota par jhantha uge chhe ane bija lakota par ghaas uge chhe.........

Pehli Boni Hu Karawis

ek vaar ek train ma 2 call girl mumbai thi amdavad jati hati.
1 call girl pase daimond no haar hato, haar joi ne 2 call girl: aa haar ketla ma lidho?
1 call girl: e to 30000 valo ek coustmer khush karo etle haar a avi jay.
 2 call girl: pan amdavad ma 30000 valo customer na male.
1 call girl: to 15000 vala 2 customer khush karva na mehanat double pan haar aavi jay.
2 call girl: 15000 vala coustmer pan amdavad ma na nale.
1 call girl: to 10000 vala 3 khush karvana.
2 call girl: tane anubhav nathi pan amdavad ma 10000 rupiya koi na aape.
1 call girl: to 1000 vala 30 khush karvana, aakho mahino mehnat karvi pade pan haar 100% aave.
2 call girl: tane nathi khabar pan amdavad ma 1000 bhi koi na aape.
aa banne call girl ni daleelo upar sutela ek bapu sambhadata hata, bapu nu magaj gayu ane ubha thai ne bolya, bapu: e raando magaj ni ma na chodo, bhaav ochho thato thato pichoter(75rs) aave etle mane kehjo, pehli boni hu karavish

Future Tens Banana Pappu Se Sikho

Grammar Teacher Ne Pappu Ko Bola. Teacher: “Tota Ne Maina Ko Kiss Kiya, Iska Future Tens Banao?” Pappu: “Ji, Ab Tota Maina Ko Chod Kar Hi Dam Lega“

Gareebi Par Shayari, Chodumal Khan Saab Ki

Chodumal Khan Saab Roj Apni Girlfriend Se Gareebi Ke Taane Sun Sun Ke Ek Sher Bole Josh Bhare Lund Ko Janeman Thukraya Nahi Karte, Yun Chut Dikha Ke Aage Se Guzar Jaya Nahi Karte, Kya Hua Agar Mera Ghar Ek Raja Ka Mahal Nahi, To Kya Jhompdi Mein Log Chudvaya Nahi Karte..?

Teacher Maa Ke Samaan Hoti Hai

School Se Aake Pappu Santa Ko Bola Pappu: “Papa Papa, Hamare School Mein Ek Nayi Teacher Aayi Hai Kya Mast Maal Hai” Santa: “Sale Kutte, Teacher Maa Ke Samaan Hoti Hai” Pappu Gusse Se: “Haan Haan Bhonsdi Ke, Hamesha Apne Bare Mein Hi Socha Kar“

Bhagwan Sabse Jyada Kab Khush Hote Hai?

Teacher Ne Class Mein Pappu Se Pucha Teacher: “Batao Pappu, Bhagwan Sabse Jyada Khush Kab Hote Honge?” Pappu: “Ji Jab Ek Ladki Ka Rape Ho Raha Ho Aur Vo Chilla Rahi Ho, Please Mujhe Bhagwan Ke Liye Chhod Do“

Ladki Ke Naaz Aur Andaaz Par Shayari

Ustad Chodumal Khan Saab Ka Mehfil Mein Ladki Ke Uper Sunaya Gaya Ek Sher. Har Panty Ki Khushbhu Ka Ek Raaz Hota Hai, Ladki Ki Bra Ko Utarne Ka Ek Andaaz Hota Hai, Jab Tak Thokar Na Lage Kisi Ke Lund Ki, Har Ladki Ko Apni Choot Par Naaz Hota Hai.

Darwaaja Chota Hi Hota Hai

Baap Apne Bete Ke Ko Leke Rishte Ke Liye Ladki Dekhne Jata Hai Ladki Samne Aake Beth Jati Hai. Kuch Der Bad Baap Akele Lejake Bete Se Puchta Hai Baap: “Kyun Beta, Ladki Pasand Aayi?” Beta: “Papa Ladki To Bahut Moti Hai” Baap: “Ek Baat Yad Rakhna Beta, Ghar Kitana Bhi Bada Ho, Darwaaja Chota Hi Hota Hai“

Sab Ka Number Ayega

Ek Ladki Ko Kuch Daku Utha Ke Le Gaye Aur Usko Kamre Mein Band Karke Uska Gang Rape Karne Lag Gaye Ladki Chilla Chilla Ke Kahne Lagi: “Kutto Kamino, Bhagwan Ke Liye Tum Lado Mat, Sab Ka Number Ayega“

Antina Theek Karne Me Laga Hai

Ek Bar Santa Ka Sunday Ke Din Sex Karne Ka Modd Ban Gaya Usne Biwi Ko Kaha: “Chal Sex Karte Hai” Biwi Boli: “Arrey Din Mein Kaisi, Pappu Ghar Mein Hi Hai Aur Tv Dekh Rha Hai” Santa Ko Hadd Se Jyada Tharak Chadi Hui Thhi Usne Chupke Se Tv Ki Taar Hata Di Aur Pappu Ko Bola Santa: “Oye Lagta Hai Antena Mein Problem Hai, Jake Uper Thik Karke Aa” Jaisi Hi Pappu Chatt Pe Gaya Usne Biwi Ko Litaya Aur Lag Gaya Chodne Pappu Ne Jab Bhi Uper Se Pucha Ki Thik Ho Gaya Santa Ne Kaha Abhi Nahi Hua Pappu Ko Aadha Ghanta Hua To Wo Neeche Aa Aaya To Dekha Ki Kaam Chalu Hai Wo Wapas Chala Gya After 2 Days Pappu Santa Se Kahta Hai: “Papa, Chintu Ki Mummy Chud Rahi Hai” Santa Hairani Se: “Oye, Tujhe Kese Pata” Pappu: “Wo Chintu Kitni Der Se Antina Theek Karne Me Laga Hai“

Mehngayi To Dekho

Pati Ka Sex Karne Ka Mood Thha Office Se Ghar Aate Hue Bazar Se Condom Le Aya Ghar Aaya To Patni Ne Us Se Pucha Patni: “Ye Condom Kitne Ka Hai?” Husband: “10 Rupe Ka” Patni: “Hey Bhagwan, Mehngayi To Dekho, Jab Main Saatvi Class Mein Thhi Tab 50 Paisi Ke 3 Aate Thhe“

Condom Pahnne Lag Gaye Hai“

Santa Ka Mood Bana Ki Aaj Omelet Khate Hai Bazar Gaya Aur Jake Ek Anda Le Aya Ghar Aake Omelet Banane Ke Liye Jaisi Hi Anda Toda To Anda Ander Se Khali Nikla Santa Khundak Mein Bola: “Benchod Kamal Ho Gaya, Aaj Kal Ke Murge Bhi Lagta Hai Condom Pahnne Lag Gaye Hai“

Santa Ko Bevkoof Banaya

Santa Ke Pados Ki Ek Ladki Apni Maa Se Boli Ladki: “Maa, Maine Aaj Santa Ko Bevkoof Banaya” Maa: “Kaisi?” Ladki: “Mene Uske 500 Rs Apne Sandle Ke Niche Chupa Liye Thhe” Maa: “To?” Ladki: “Wo 2 Gante Tak Meri Bra Mein Dhundta Raha“

Ladki Patane Ka Latest Idea

Pappu Vella Betha Kuch Na Kuch Schemes Hi Sohta Rahta Thha Ese Hi Ek Din Usne Phone Uthaya Aur Ek Ladki Ka Number Dial Kiya Ladki Ne Jaisi Hi Phone Uthaya, Pappu Bola Pappu: “Munna Hai?” Ladki Boli: “Nahi Hai” Pappu: “Mujh Se Chudva Le Ho Jayega“

Mehnat Ke Kam Se Pahle Dudh To Pilana Hi Chahiye

Suhagrat Ko Pati Ke Ander Guste Hi Biwi Ne Apna Blouse Utar Diya. Pati Ye Dekh Kar Bada Hairan Hua Aur Biwi Se Pucha? Pati: “Arrey Tumne Mere Aate Hi Apna Blouse Kyu Utaar Diya?” Biwi Sharmate Hue: “Ji, Aapki Babhi Ne Kaha Tha Ki Jaate Hi Apne Pati Ko Dudh Zarur Pila Dena“

૩ મીત્રો બરફના પહાડોમા ફરવા ગયા. હોટેલમાં ફકત એકજ રૂમ મળી એટલે ત્રણેને એકજ પલંગ પર સુવાનો વારોઆવ્યો.સવારે ઉઠીને જમણી બાજુ સુતેલો મીત્ર : યાર મને તો એવુ સપનુ આવ્યુ કે મને કોઇએ મુઠીયા મારી દીધા.ડાબી બાજુ સુતેલો મીત્ર : યાર મને પણ બરાબર એવુ જ સપનુ આવ્યુ.વચ્ચે સુતેલો મીત્ર : યાર મને તો એવુ સપનુ આવ્યુ કે હુ બંને હાથમા લાકડી પકડી બરફમા સ્કેટીંગ કરતો હતો.!!!!!!!

એક ગામમાં એક બાપુ રહેતા હતા. બાપુ રોજ ગામવાળાની મોઢે પોતાની બહાદૂરીની ખોટી વાતો કર્યા કરતા. એકિદવસ બાપુ આરામથી બેઠા હતા ત્યાં એક માણસ દોડતો દોડતો આવ્યોમાણસ : બાપુ બચાવો...ગામની બહાર એક િસંહ આવ્યો છે.બાપુ : ગામની બહાર છે ને..અંદર તો નથી આવ્યો ને. જા અંદર આવે તો મને કહેજે.થોડીવાર પછી માણસ પાછો દોડતો દોડતો આવ્યોમાણસ : બાપુ બચાવો...િસંહ ગામના પાદરમાં આવી ગયો છે.બાપુ : ગામના પાદરમા છે ને..ચોકમાં તો નથી આવ્યો ને.જા ચોકમાં આવે તો મને કહેજે.થોડીવાર પછી માણસ પાછો દોડતો દોડતો આવ્યોમાણસ : બાપુ હવે તો બચાવો...િસંહ ગામના ચોકમાં આવી ગયો છે.બાપુ : ઠીક.. હવે તો મારે જાવુ જ પડશે.બાપુ ઉભા થઇ ચોકમાં આવ્યા ને જોયુ તો િસંહ આરામથી ઉભો હતો.બાપુ : એય સાવજ..તારી મા ને ચોદે ભાગ અહીથી નહીતર મારી નાખીશ.િસંહે સામે ત્રાડ પાડી એટલે બાપુએ વાંકા વળી જોડા પગમાંથી કાઢી હાથમા લઇ લીધા અને રાડ પાડી : એ ભાગોચોદીનાવ...આ િસંહ તો બેહરો છે.!!!!!

એકવાર એક સરકસવાળાને વાંદરાઓની જરૂર પડી એટલે તે એક િશકારી પાસે ગયો. િશકારી : ભલે હુ તમને વાંદરાપકડી આપીશ પણ એક વાંદરાના ૧૫૦૦ રૂપીયા થશે. ૫૦૦ મારા, ૫૦૦ મારા કૂતરાના અને ૫૦૦ મારા સહાયકના.સરકસવાળો : ભલે પરંતુ હુ જોવા માટે સાથે આવીશ.બીજા િદવસે બધા જંગલમાં ગયા. િશકારીનો સહાયક બંદૂક લઇને એક ઝાડ પાછળ ગોઠવાઇ ગયો. િશકારી એક ઝાડઉપર ધીમેથી ચડી ગયો અને જોરથી ઝાડની ડાળી હલાવી. એક વાંદરો નીચે પડયો એટલે તરત િશકારીનો કૂતરાએદોડીને વાંદરાના ગોલીયામા બટકુ ભરી લીધુ. વાંદરો બેભાન થઇ ગયો એટલે િશકારીએ તેને પાંજરામા પુરી દીધો.સરકસવાળો : ભાઇ હુ તને ૧૫૦૦ નહી આપુ ૧૦૦૦ જ આપીશ. તુ વાંદરાને નીચે પછાડશ અને તારો કૂતરો એનેબટકુ ભરી બેભાન કરે છે. આ તારો સહાયક તો કાઇ કરતો નથીં.િશકારી : એવુ નથી...કોક િદવસ વાંદરાની બદલે હુ નીચે પડી જાવ તો કૂતરો મારા ગોલીયા ન તોડી લે તે માટે કૂતરાનેગોળી મારવાનુ કામ તેનુ છ

એક છોકરી પોલીસ સ્ટેશનમાં બળાત્કારની ફરીયાદ લખાવવા ગઇ. છોકરી : ઇન્સ્પેકટર સાહેબ, એકે મારા બોબલા દબાવ્યા,બીજાએ મારી ગાંડ દબાવી, ત્રીજાએ મારી બ્રા ઉતારી , ચોથાએમારો જાંગીયો ઉતાર્યો અને પાંચમાએ મારી ચુતમા આંગળી નાખી અને છઠાએ...ઇન્સ્પેકટર : એક મીનીટ.....તુ ફરીયાદ લખાવવા આવી છો કે મારો લંડ ઠગાવવા ???

એક માણસ પત્નીને લઇ બજારમા ખરીદી કરવા ગયો. પત્ની એક દુકાનમા સામાન લેવા ગઇ અને માણસ બહાર ઉભોરહયો. ત્યાં એક સરસ રાંડ આવી અને માણસને પુછયુ : ચોદવા આવવુ છે? માણસ : શુ ભાવ છે?રાંડ : સો રૂપીયા લઇશ. માણસ : દસ રૂપીયા આપીશ...પોષાય તો વાત કર. રાંડ મોઢુ બગાડી ચાલી ગઇ. થોડીવાર પછી માણસ તેની પત્ની સાથે ચાલતો ચાલતો રાંડ બેઠી હતી ત્યાથી નીકળ્યો. રાંડ તેની પત્ની સામે જોઇને કહે: જોયુ સાહેબ.....દસ રૂપીયામાં આવો ખટારો જ મળે.!!!!!

Boss Apne Room Ki Chair Pe Pasar Ke Betha Tha Aur Uski Pant Ki Zip Khuli Thhi. Secretary Kisi Kam Se Andar Aayi Aur Usne Uski Zip Khuli Dekhi Aur Boli Secretary: “Sir Aapka Garage Ka Gate Khula Hai” Boss: “Oh Achha!, Tumne Kuch Dekha To Nahi Na?” Secretary: “Ji Dekha” Boss: “Kya?” Secretary: “Ek Scooter 2 Puncture Tyres Ke Sath Khada Thha“

Ladka Ladki Movie Dekhne Gaye. Andhera Hote Hi Ladka Ladki Se Chhedkhani Shuru Kar Deta Hai. Thodi Der Bad Ladki Ladke Se Kehati Hai: “Jaanu, Anguthi Nikal Lo Atak Jayegi.” Ladka Kahata Hai: “Anguthi To Kab Ki Nikal Li, Ye To Meri Ghadi Hai.“

Ek kunwaare aadmi ki shaadi ho jati hai.... Suhagraat par kamre me aate hi usne biwi ko chodna shuru kar diya... aur puri raat chodta raha.... Subha hoti hai.... biwi uss ke liye nashta bana ke laati hai..... woh nashta side pe rakh deta hai aur phir chudai shuru kar deta hai..... Dopahar ko biwi bechari khana paka ke laati hai.... aur husband ko paish karti hai.... husband khana side mein rakh ke phir chudai shuru kar deta hai..... Shaam hoti hai... woh apni biwi ko dhoond raha hota hai .... jab kitchen ke paas jata hai... wahan dekhta hai... ke... biwi.... ek garam kapde se apni chooot ko saik rahi hai... Woh kehta hai.... aray ye kya hua? kya kar rahi ho? Biwi kehti hai... "aap ke liye shaam ka khana garam kar rahi hoon!!!!!! !"

Ek Madrasi Ki Nayi Nayi Shadi Hui, Aur Vo Biwi Ko Leke Honeymoon Manane Train Mein Ja Raha Thha. Train Mein Sath Wali Seat Par Ek Angrej Bhi Betha Thha. Madrasi Ke Dimag Mein Aya Ki Agar Main Apni Biwi Ka $ex Is Se Karwa Lu To Bachha Gora Paida Hoga Madrassi Ne Angrej Se Puchha: “Kya Tum Meri Biwi Ke Sath $ex Karoge?” Angrej Ne Khush Ho Ke Kaha: “Jarur, Kyu Nahi” Angrej Ne Ek Baar $ex Kar Liya Par Madrassi Ne Sochha Ek Baar Aur Karva Leta Hu, Angrej Ne Phir Se Uski Biwi Ke Sath $ex Kia, Madrassi Ne Sochha Ek Baar Aur Ho Jaye Toh Pakka Ho Jayga, Madraasii Ne Angrej Se Kaha: “Ek Baar Aur Kar Lo” Angrej: “Nahhi, Ab Nai Kar Sakta” Madrassi: “Kyuu?” Angrej Muskurate Hue: “Kyunki Mere Pass Sirf 2 Hi Condoms Thhe“

Pappu The Blackmailer

Ye Tab Ki Baat Hai Jab Pappu Chota Thha.

Usne Apne Mohalle Ke Park Mein Jhadiyo Ke Piche Ek Ladka Aur Ladki Ko Sex Karte Dekha Aur Bola.

Pappu: “Mujhe Bi Sex Karne Do Nahi To Main Tum Dono Ke Maa Baap Ko Bata Dunga Ki Tum Log Kya Kar Rahe Thhe”

Ladka Ladki Gabra Gaye Aur Ladki Boli.

Ladki: “Please Esa Mat Karna, Lo Aa Jao Tum Mere Sath Sex Kar Lo, Par Ye Baat Kisi Ko Mat Batana”

Pappu Ne Apni Chaddi Utari Aur Sex Karne Ki Koshish Karne Laga.

Ab Thha To Vo Bachha Hi, Kaafi Try Karne Ke Baad Bhi Uska Khada Na Hua.

To Vo Gusse Mein Ladki Ke Uper Se Utha Aur Chaddi Pahnte Hue Bola.

Pappu: “Maa Chuda Gayi Duniyadari, Jo Kaam Galat Hai Vo Galat Hai, Main To Chala Batane“

Narak Mein Sawarag Ka Mazzaa

Ek Aadmi Marne Ke Baad Yamlok Pahuncha.

Yamraj Ne Use Apne Pass Bualaya, Aur Uska Hisab Wala Register Kholke Bola.

Yamraj: “Tumne Bure Aur Achhe Karam Dono Kiye Hai, Isliye Tumhe Narak Mein Sawarg Ka Mazaa Milega”

Aadmi Ye Sunkar Bada Khush Hua Aur Bola: “Aachha Ji, Wo Kaisi?”

Yamraj: “Tumhe Roj 2 Glass Whisky Milegi Or Roj Ek Sunder Si Ladki Milegi … Lekin..”

Aadmi: “Lekin.. Kya?”

Yamraj Muskurate Hue: “Lekin Us Glass Main Ched (Hole) Hoga Lekin Ladki Main Nahi“

Tell Me Who Is Guilty Here.

Wife Sleeping, Suddenly Shouts,

“Quick, My Husband Is Back.”

Man Gets Up And Jumps Out Of The Window And Then Realize

“Damn, I Am The Husband”

So Friends What Do You Think. Who Is The Actual Sinner?

Bechare Mishra Ji

Ek Baar Mishra Ji Uski Beti Aur Wife Gaanv Mein Ek Shadi Pe Gaye

Aate Waqt Kisi Vajah Se Bus Nikal Gayi To Socha Kuch Der Paidal Chal Padte Hai Aage Koi Sawari Mill Jayegi

Dophar Ka Time Thha Lo Apne Gharo Mein Bethe Thhe, Teeno Ko Akela Aate Dekh Ke Kuch Gunde Aa Damke

Pahle Unhone Mishra Ji Ki Wife Ka Rape Kiya, Fir Uski Beti Ko Daba Ke Choda

Ab Un Gundo Ne Mishra Ji Ki Taraf Dekha Aur Usko Bhi Nagna Karke Thokne Lag Gaye

Unko Mishra Ji Ke Sath Esa Karte Dekh Kar, Mishra Ji Ki Beti Apni Maa Se Boli

Beti: “Maa Dekho Dekho, Daddy Ko Kitna Dard Ho Raha Hoga?”

Maa: “Kyuu?”

Beti: “Vo Gunde Ne Daddy Ke Piche Dala Aur Unke Aar Paar Ho Gaya, Hamari Baari To Esa Nahi Hua Thha“

Jo Karna Hai Kar Lo

Santa Ki Wife Ne Ek Din Mood Mein Aake Santa Ko Bola

Wife: “Aaj Mujhe Rass Si Baand Ke Jo Karna Hai Kar Lo“

Bas Fir Kya Thha Santa Ne Wife Ko Rassi Se Baand Ke Nokrani Ko Thok Diya

Old Man & His Wife

70 Yr Old Man Asks His Wife

Old Man: “Do U Feel Sad When You See Me Running Behind Girls?”

Wife Replies: “Not At All, Even Dogs Chase Cars But They Cant Drive It“

Dhoti Ke 4 Fayde

Baba Saxidas Ke Anusar Dhoti (Lungi) Pahnne Ke 4 Fayde Hai

Sardi Lage To Apne Uper Lelo

Garmi Lage To Niche Bicha Lo

Naukri Karni Ho To Pichhe Se Utha Lo

Aur Agar Naukri Na Karni Ho To Aage Se Utha Loa.

Baba Ji Ka Automattic Upaye

Baba Saxidas Se Unke Ek Pyare Bhakat Mausam Ne Pucha

Mausam: “Baba Ji, Condom Laga Ke Hum Sex To Karte Hai Par Fir Bhi Bachha Ho Jata Hai, Kyunki Kayi Baar Condom Fatt Jaata Hai”

Baba Ji: “Haan Bilkul Esa Ho Jata Hai”

Mausam: “Baba Ji, Fir Is Cheez Ka Koi Solution Hai To Batao?”

Baba Ji: “Hmmmm, Ek Kaam Kara Kar, 2 Condom Pahan Liya Kar, Aur Dono Ke Bich Mein Lal Mirchi Dal Liya Kar”

Mausam Hairani Se: “Baba Us Se Kya Hoga”

Baba: “Agar Bahar Wala Condom Fat Jata Hai To Vo Bata Degi, Aur Ander Wala Fat Jayega To Tujhe Khud Pata Lag Jayega“

Condom Kyu Nahi Lagaya

Santa Ka Wife Ke Sath Sex Kar Raha Thha

Sex Ke Baad Wife Ko Geela Geela Sa Laga To Patni Ne Pucha

Patni: “Oye, Condom Kyu Nahi Lagaya?”

Santa: “Yaar Condoms Ke Pack Pe Likha Thha, Don’t Use If Seal Is Broken“

Hijde Ka Gussa Jayaj Hai Yaaro

Marne Ke Baad Ek Hijda Narak Mein Gaya

Vahan Yamraj Ne Usko Rok Liya Aur Pucha

Yaamraj: “Chalo Hisaab Do Ki Duniya Mein Kya Kiya“

Hijda Gusse Mein: “Bhonsdi Ke Deke Kaya Bheja Thha Jo Hisab Mang Raha Hai“

Indian Cricketers Se Khundak Nikalne Ka Tarika

Ek Aadmi Ne Raat Ko 3 Baje Indian Cricket Team Ke Sabhi Players Ko Phone Karke Pucha

Aadmi: “Tumhari Biwiyon Ke Choot Lagi Hai Ya Nahi?”

Indian Players: “Haan Lagi Hui Hai, Kyu??”

Aadmi: “To Unki Maro Desh Ki Kyo Maar Rahe Ho.“

Purane Din Kabhi Vapis Nahi Aate

Ek Budha Aadmi Apne Dost Ko Apni Sex Life Ke Bare Mein Bata Raha Thha

“Woh Bhi Kya Din The Jab Biwi Balo Par Hath Pherti Thi To Lund Khara Ho Jata Tha Aur Ab Biwi Lund Pe Hath Pherti Hai To Bal Khade Ho Jate Hain.“

Sharabi Aadmi Ki Bhi Kya Zindagi Hai

Santa Ek Din Raat Ko Sharab Pee Ke Ghar Aya

Uska Mood Sex Ka Bana To Biwi Ko Palang Pe Litaya Aur Kapde Utar Ke Shuru Ho Gaya

Thodi Der Baad Usko Uske Jism Se Ched Chad Karne Ke Baad Bola

Santa: “Janu, Aaj Tumhare Boobs Bade Bade Kaisi Ho Gaye Hai?”

Biwi Sharmate Hue: “Oye Nahi Ji, Boobs To Utne Hi Hai, Par Aap Sharab Ke Nashe Mein Meri Gaand Choos Rahe Ho“

Doctor Ke Saath Badtameezi, Na Baba Na

Ek Lady Doctor Ke Pass Gayi Aur Apni Kamij Aur Fir Bra Utar Ke Uske Saamne Beth Gayi

Doctor Ne Ye Dekha Aur Gusse Se Bola

Dr. “Ye Kya Badtameezi Hai, Main Dentist Hu”

Lady: “Haan Haan Mujhe Pata Hai.. Main Bhi Daant Hi Nikalwane Aayi Hu, Nipple Mein Fasa Hai“

BAR vs BRA

What are the similarities of BAR & BRA
 
1.  Both words have the same letters
2.  Both are drinking zones
3.  Both have restricted timing for opening & closing
4.  More importantly, both makes men crazy when open.

Par Biwi Mari Kaisi?

Santa Ki Biwi Mar Gayi. Uske Sare Friends And Relatives Hairan Thhe Ki Kal Tak To Thik Thak Thhi Achanal Kaisi Mar Gayi.

Ek Friend Ne Santa Se Pucha: “Oye Babhi Ko Achanak Kya Hua, Kaisi Mar Gayi? Vo To Beemar Bhi Nahi Thhi?”

Santa Rote Hue: “Yaar Main Khud Hairan Hun, Kal Rat Ko Hum Sex Kar Rahe Thhe?”

Dost: “Fir?”

Santa: “Rajayi Ke Ander Uske Muh Mein Mera Muh Tha, Gaand Mein Ungli Thhi, Choot Mein Lund Thha, Pata Nahi Sali Ki Aatma Kaisi Nikal Gayi?“

Mochi Ke Sath Shadi Soch Samjh Ke Karni Chahiye

Ek Ladki Ki Mochi Se Shadi Hui

Suhagrat Ke Agle Din Dulhan Ki Saheli Us Se Milne Aayi Aur Pucha

Saheli: “Bata Ri Suhagrat Kaisi Rahi?”

Dulhan Gusse Se: “Ganta Rahi, Usne Sale Ne Aate Hi Meri Choot Aur Gaand Dono Ke Surakh Band Kar Diye Aur Bola, Aur Bata Kidhar Kidhar Se Fatti Hai?“

Aajkal Ke Harami Sasur

Raat Ko Andhere Ka Fayda Utha Kar Sasur Ne Soyi Bahu Ke Boobs Dabaye To Bahu Chilla Kar Boli

Bahu: “Ye Aap Kya Kar Rahe Hai, Sharam Nahi Aati”

Sasu Gabra Ke: “Maaf Karna Bahu, Andhere Mein Mujhe Laga Tumhari Saas Hai”

Bahu Gusse Se: “Bhonsdi Ke, Tujhe Uble Hue Ande (Egg) Or Omlet Mein Faraq Nahi Pata Chalta Kya?“

Doctor Ki Advice Soch Samajh Kar Lo

Jale Hue Boobs Lekar Savita Hospital Me Admit Hui

Doctor Aya Aur Usne Ye Sab Dekha To Hairani Se Bola

Dr: “Tumhare Boobs Kaisi Jal Gaye?”

Savita Rote Hue: “Apne Hi To Kaha Tha, Bacche Ko Dudh Pilane Se Pehle Nipple Ubal Lena“

Jhanto Ki Safayi Karne Ka Naya Tarika

Savita Babhi Aur Uski Ek Saheli Aapas Baatein Kar Rahe Thhe

Saheli: “Savita Yaar, Tu Niche Ki Shave Kab Kab Karti Hai?”

Savita: “Yaar, Mere Ko Karne Ki Jarurat Hi Nahi Padti”

Saheli Hairan Hoke: “Kyu?”

Savita: “Mera Pati Baat Hi Esi Karta Hai Ki Sari Jhante Jal Jaati Hai“

Customer Se Sawal Nahi Karne Ka

Ladki Chemist Shop Pe Jaati Hai Aur Dukandar Ko Bolti Hai

Ladki: “Ek Condom Dena”

Dukandar: “Kis Liye?”

Ladki Gusse Se: “Bhonsdi Ke, Tere Baap Ko Gift Karungi, Taaki Tere Jaisa Kam Dimag Dusra Na Paida Ho“

William Sexfear’s Research on Women

William Sexfear’s Latest Research

Most Women Can Guide A 1.5″ Diameter Penis Into 1/2″ Diameter Pussy In Dark Without Looking

But Cant Park A 6ft Car In A 10ft Space In Daylight

Ye Choot Kya Hoti Hai? Shayari Ke Andaaj Mein

Kisi Budhe Shayar Se Ek Naujawan Ladke Ne Puchha

Ladka: “Ustaad Ji, Ye Choot Kya Hoti Hai?”

Shayar: “Choot Is A Maal Nothing But Kamaal Andar Se Laal Surrounded By Baal Jo Chode Woh Nihaal Jo Chudwaye Woh Be-Haal“

Miya Biwi Ki Ladayi Ka Fayda Uthana

Santa Kisi Baat Pe Apni Biwi Se Ladd Raha Thha Aur Gusse Mein Aakar Bola

Santa: “Jee Karta Hai Tere 2 Tukde Kar Du”

Achanak Uske Pados Mein Se Ek Awaj Aayi

Abey Niche Wala Hissa Mujhe De Diyo Yaar, Teri Badi Meharbani Hogi

Wah Re Doodhwale Teri Masumiyat

Lady Doodhwale Se: “Bhai, Aaj Kal Doodh Bada Patla Aa Raha Hai”

Doodhwala Bholepan Se: “Bibi Ji, Mujhe Kyu Bata Rahi Ho, Kisi Achhe Se Doctor Ko Dikhao Na“

Jale Fuke Shayar Ki Shayari Mehbooba Par

Ustad Chodumal Khan Sahab Ne Arz Kiya Hai

Aayi Thi Meri Kabar Par Diya Jalaane Ke Liye,

Gaur Kijiye, Aayi Thi Meri Kabar Par Diya Jalaane Ke Liye,

Rakha Hua Tel Bhi Le Gayi, Suhagraat Manane Ke Liye

Kya Chusne Se Kuch Bada Hota Hai?

Santa Aur Uski Patni Bed Pe Lete Sex Se Related Baatein Kar Rahe Thhe

Patni: “Aapne Mere Boobs Chus Chus Ke Bade Kar Diye Hai”

Santa Hairan Hote Hue: “Abe Sali, Esa Agar Hota To Mera Lund Mere Ghutne Tak Pahunch Gaya Hota Or Mujhe Condom Ki Jagha Cycle Ki Tube Lagani Padti“

Pappu Ka Gussa Santa Par

Santa Ne Pappu Ko Muth Maarte Dekha Aur Bola

Santa: “Oye Harami, Ye Kya Kar Raha Hai Tu?”

Pappu Gusse Se: “Apna Kaam Khud Karta Hun, Apni Khushi Ke Liye Kisi Ki Maa Nahi Chodta“

New Generation Sexual Talk

Boy: “Can I Touch And See Your Hardware?“

Girl: “First Show Me Your Software“

Boy: “Should I Install It In Your System?“

Girl: “Yes, But First Cover It With Antivirus & Then Install?“

Imaandari Ki Misaal

Ek Ladki Ka Gang Rape Ho Raha Thha Aur Vo Chilla Chilla Kar Bol Rahi Thhi

Kameeno, Kutto, Salo Koi To Condome Lagalo Nahi To Sabko AIDS Ho Jayega

Maar To Padegi Hi Na

Santa Apne Friend Banta Ko Milne USA Gaya Hua Thha

Aur Vaha Airport Mein Bada Hi Udas Luti Puti Surat Bana Ke Betha Thha

Banta Usko Receive Karne Aya Aur Ye Dekha To Hairan Hoke Bola

Banta: “Abe, Kya Hua Tujhe Ese Kyu Betha Hai?”

Santa: “Yaar Mujhe Air-hostess Ne Thapar Mara”

Banta Hairan Hoke: “Kyu?”

Santa: “Mene Us Se Bas Itna Hi Pucha Thha Ki Peshab Karne Wali Jagha Kaha Hai”

Banta: “Fir?”

Santa: “Vo Boli Piche Hai”

Banta: “To?”

Santa: “Mene Bola Pahle To Aage Hua Karti Thhi“

Condom Bechara Bhi Kya Kare

Santa Bade Pareshan Haal Mein Apne Familly Doctor Ke Pass Gaya

Santa: “Dr. Saab, Mene Hamesha Apni Biwi Se Condom Laga Ke Sex Kiya Hai Fir Bhi Uske 3 Bachhe Ho Gaye”

Dr Hairan Ho Ke: “Achha?? Kamal Hai Yaar. Vese Tum Condom Lagate Kaisi Ho”

Santa: “Jitna Condom Lund Pe Chadta Hai, Utna Chada Ke Baki Ka Aage Se Kaat Deta Hun“

Itna Shaq Karna Bhi Thik Nahi

Santa Ne Shadi Ke Dusre Din Hi Biwi Ko Divorce De Diya

Sare Ghar Wale Aur Rishtedar Pareshan Hue

Ek Bade Hi Khaas Dost Ne Reason Pucha

Dost: “Oye Ek Din Mein Talaak Kyu De Diya Be Tune?”

Santa Udas Mood Mein: “Kya Karta Yaar, Suhagrat Manane Ke Bad Jaisi Hi Mene Uski Panty Dekhi Uspe Likha Thha “OK Tested, Ram Lal And Sons“

Post titleBeemari Batane Ka Andaaj

Santa Bechare Ko Loose Motions Lage Hue Thhe, Aur Vo Bada Pareshan Thha

Jaisi Taise Karke Vo Ek Doctor Ke Pass Gaya.

Ab Problem Ye Thhi Ki Vo Doctor Ko Bataye Kaisi, Itne Mein Uski Baari Aa Gayi

Doctor: “What Is Your Problem?”

Santa Kuch Sochte Hue: “Free Outgoing With Variety Of Ring Tones“

Santa Becha Fir Lutt Gaya

Santa Ko Ek Sunder Si Ladki Pasand Aa Gayi, Aur Usne Us Se Baatchit Shuru Ki

Ladki Asal Mein Ek Call Girl Thii Par Ye Baat Santa Ko Pata Nahi Thhi

Dono Mein Prem Pyar Kuch Din Chala Aur Ladki Bhi Santa Ke Bholepan Se Imress Ho Ke Usko Pyar Karne Lagi

Ek Din Satna Ne Usko Bol Diya Ki Mere Se Shadi Kar Le.

Ab Bechari Ladki Pareshan Ho Gayi Ki Isko To Pahli Rat Mein Hi Pata Lag Jayega Ki Main Badi Buri Tarha Se Chudi Hun

Ladki Ne Apni Saheli Se Ye Baat Discuss Ki, Saheli Ne Idea Diya

Saheli: “Jaisi Hi Vo Tere Andar Dale Jor Jor Se Chikhna Shuru Kar Dena Aur Rone Lag Jana”

Ladki: “Haan Ye Baat Thik Hai, Is Se Usko Lagega Ki Main Virgin Hun”

Ye Soch Ke Ladki Ne Santa Se Shadi Kar Li

Suhagrat Wale Din Santa Ne Jaisi Hi Uske Ander Dala Ladki Chikhne Lag Gayi

Santa Ne Thoda Sa Aur Ander Dala To Ladki Zor Zor Se Rone Ka Drama Karne Lag Gayi

Santa Ne Pucha: “Janu Kya Hua Rone Kyu Lag Gayi?”

Ladki: “Bada Dard Ho Raha Hai Ji, Meri Jaan Nikle Ja Rahi Hai”

Ye Sun Ke Santa Bhi Zor Zor Se Rone Lag Gaya

Ladki Ne Hairan Hoke Santa Se Pucha

Ladki: “Arrey Aap Kyu Rone Lag Gaye?”

Santa: “Bhonsdi Ki, Mere To Tatte Tak Ander Chale Gaye Hai Isliye Ro Raha Hun“

English Mein Translate Karna Bada Hi Easy Hai

Class Mein Teacher Ne Pappu Ko Bola

Teacher: “Pappu Is Line Ko English Mein Translate Karo -  Mera Seena Khushi Se Fool Raha Hai”

Pappu: “With Happiness, My Chest Become Breast“

Sharam Karo, Dosto Ko Esa Bolte Ho

Banta Ek Baar Beemar Hua To Santa Uska Pata Lene Gaya

Dekha Banta Bed Pe Leta Hua Thha Aur Halat Thik Nahi Thhi

Santa: “Yaar Sharam Ki Baat Hai, Tera Daddy Dr. Hai Fir Bhi Tu Beemar Ho Gaya”

Banta Ye Baat Sunkar Gusse Mein Aa Gaya Aur Bola

Banta: “Bhonsdi Ke, Tere Baap Ki Bhi Condom Ki Factory Hai, Aur Tu Phir Bhi Paida Ho Gaya“

Pure Hindi Name of Penis?

Baba Saxidas Se Ek Angrej Jo India Aaya Thha Aur Hindi Sikh Raha Thha Usne Pucha

Angrej: “Baba Ji, What Is The Pure Hindi Name Of Penis?”

Baba Ji: “Mutra Nikasak Shishu Utpadak Aanand Dayak Charm Nalika“

Haye Ri Choti Si Bachhi Pe Julm

Ek Baar Maruti Aur Nano Apas Mein Baat Kar Rahe Thhe

Maruti: “Abe Yaar, Teri Aankhein (Headlights) Bahar Kyu Hai?”

Nano Rote Hue: “Sali, Agar Teri Bhi Gaand Par Engine Rakha Hota To Tujhe Bhi Pata Chal Jata“

This Is How Ladies Learn Tennis

Lady: “I Want To Learn Tennis”

Coach: “No Problem Mam, Just Hold This Racket As You Hold Your Husband’s Penis”

Lady: “Ok”

Coach: “No No Mam, Get The Racket Out Of Your Mouth“

Callgirls Ke Tayohar

Baba Saxidas Ka Kahna Hai Ki Callgirls Ke Bhi Hamari Tarha Apne Tayohar (Festivals) Hote Hai, Fark Bas Naam Ka Hota Hai

Jaisi Ki

Choot Chaudas
Lund Panchmi
Gaand Padwa
Bhadwa Chauth
Bobe-Mas
Kamavasya
Fucker Sankranti
Popat Pujjan

Bachha Kala Hoga Ya Gora?

Ek Madrassi Ki Nayi Nayi Shadi Hui, Aur Vo Biwi Ko Leke Honeymoon Manane Train Mein Ja Raha Thha.

Train Mein Sath Wali Seat Par Ek Angrej Bhi Betha Thha.

Madrasi Ke Dimag Mein Aya Ki Agar Main Apni Biwi Ka Sex Is Se Karwa Lu To Bachha Gora Paida Hoga

Madrassi Ne Angrej Se Puchha: “Kya Tum Meri Biwi Ke Sath Sex Karoge?”

Angrej Ne Khush Ho Ke Kaha: “Jarur, Kyu Nahi”

Angrej Ne Ek Baar Sex Kar Liya

Par Madrassi Ne Sochha Ek Baar Aur Karva Leta Hu,

Angrej Ne Phir Se Uski Biwi Ke Sath Sex Kia,

Madrassi Ne Sochha Ek Baar Aur Ho Jaye Toh Pakka Ho Jayga,

Madraasii Ne Angrej Se Kaha: “Ek Baar Aur Kar Lo”

Angrej: “Nahhi, Ab Nai Kar Sakta”

Madrassi: “Kyuu?”

Angrej Muskurate Hue: “Kyunki Mere Pass Sirf 2 Hi Condoms Thhe“

Baba Saxidas Ka Virginity Test Karne Ka Tarika

Baba Saxidas Ka Ek Khas Bhakt Thha Rahul.

Uski Kuch Dino Baad Shadi Thhi To Vo Baba Ke Pass Card Dene Pahunch Gaya

Rahul: “Baba Pranam, Agle Mahiney Meri Shadi Hai, Aapke Liye Card Laya Hun”

Baba Saxidas: “Jeeta Rah Bachha, Hum Jarur Aayenge”

Rahul: “Baba Ji, Aapse Ek Sawal Puchna Thha?”

Baba: “Pucho Bachha”

Rahul: “Main Kese Pata Karu Ki Meri Biwi Virgin Hai Ya Nahi?”

Baba: “Bahut Hi Simple Hai Bachha, Suhagrat Ko Apni Ek Goti Ko Lal Aur Dusri Ko Neela Paint Karke Ja”

Rahul Hairani Se: “Baba Us Se Kya Hoga?”

Baba: “Agar Biwi Ne Unko Dekh Ke Reponse Diya — Oh My God, Colourfull Gotiya To Pahle Kabhi Nahi Dekhi To Samjh Jana Ki….“

Bechari Tata Nano Ke Na Bikne Ke 2 Reasons

Tata Nano Car Ke Jyada Na Bikne Ke 2 Hi Reasons Hai

1st – “Pregnant Woman Can Not Fit In To It“.

2nd – “A Normal Woman Can’t Be Made Pregnant In It.“

Jija Ji Ka Aadar Samman

Shaadi Ke Kuch Din Baad Jija Apni Sasural Aya

Use Dekhkar Sali Boli: “Lo Aa Gaya Behanchod”

Maa Hairan Hoke: “Beta Esa Nahi Kahte”

Beti: “Chill Mom, Rishta Vohi Soch Nayi“

Police Wali Se Shadi, Na Baba Na

Ek Aaadmi Ki Lady Police Wali Se Shadi Hui Agle Din Uske Dosto Ne Pucha

Dost: “Bata Bhai Kaisi Rahi Suhagrat?”

Aadmi: “Ganta Bhenchod, Sali Ne Pahli Rat Ko 800 Rs Jurmana Thok Diya”

Dost Hairani Se: “Abe Kiss Cheez Ka?”

Aadmi: “100 Rs Over Speed, 300 Wrong Side Aur 400 Rs Bina Helmet Ke“

Aap Ki Akalmandi Ki Parakh

Ladki Jab Sare Kapdey Utaar Leti Hai To Kya Hota Hai?

Socho

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Yaar Simple, Taar Khali Ho Jaati Hai

Kabhi To Sidha Socha Karo Yaar

Ultimate Example Of Re-Cycling?

A Business Man Giving Used Condom To His Son To Use As Balloon

After Bursting

Giving It To His Daughter To Use As Hair Band

Talaq Ke Baad Miya Biwi Ke Haal

Talakq Ke Baad Miya Biwi Ke Room Mein Se Sune Gaye Dialogs

Pati Apni Patni Ko Uski Bra Dete Hue: “Ye Le Pakad Aapne Doodh Ka Dhakkan”

Patni Underwear Dete Hue: “Bhonsdi Ke, Ye Le Aapne Murde Ka Kafan“

Judva Bache Karvane Ka Asaan Tarika

Santa Ko Judwa Bachhe Chahiye Thhe

Socho Usne Kya Kiya

Sochho

Sochho

Sochho

Sochho

Yaar Dimag Lagao Its Very Simple

Abe Vo Santa Hai Uski Tarha Soch Na

Nahi Samjh Aa Raha, Chalo Mein Bata Deta Hun

Usne Condom Ke Ander 2 Hole Kar Diye

Dobi Ki Wife Se Sex Karne Ka Behtreen Moka

Police Station Mein Dhobi Ne Santa Ke Khliaf Complaint Kari

Dobhi Rote Hue: “Is Saale Sante Ne Meri Biwi Ki Ijjat Lutt Li”

Police Wala: “Kyu Be, Kyu Kiya Tune Esa?”

Santa: “Sir Ji, Meri Koi Galti Nahi Hai. Main To Kapde Press Karvane Gaya Thha”

Police Wala: “Fir?”

Santa: “Mene Isko Awaj Lagayi To Ye Bola Ki, Main Khana Kha Raha Hun Istri Garam Hai Khud Maar Lo“

Garibi Ke Haal India Mein

Bechare Gareeb Logo Ki Bhi Kya Zindagi Hai

Aaj Ke Mahol Mein Ek Gareeb Parivar Ke Ghar Mein Suna Gaya Ek Dialog

Wife:  “Sunoji Paisi Dena Whisper Lana Hai”

Husband: “Sali Gaand Mari, Bookh Mitane Ke Liye Roti Nahi Hai Aur Tujhe Choot Sukhane Ke Liye Double Roti Chahiye“

Bada Lund Sabhi Ko Chahiye Hota Hai

Santa College Ki Side Wali Sadak Ke Kinare Susu Kar Raha Thha

Ek Ladki Vaha Se Gujar Rahi Thhi Usne Santa Ka Bada Lund Dekha Aur Boli

Ladki: “Wow, Mujhe Bhi Chahiye”

Santa Bola: “Abe To Dekh Kya Rahi Hai, Jaldi Se Ek Cup Le Aa, Susu Khatam Hone Wala Hai“

Wah Re Dosto, Kya Kahna

Santa Car Drive Kar Raha Tha Ki Achanak Ek Bili Rasta Kaat Gayi.

Santa Gusse Mein Aake Bola: “Iski Maa Ki Choot”

Banta Ye Sun Ke Bola: “Arey Yaar Choot Se Yaad Aaya, Babhi Ke Kya Haal Chaal Hai“

New Generation And Shadi Par Unka Asar

Ladkion Ki Shadi Jab Hoti Hai To Unki Friends Unki Suhag Raat Pe Apni Friend Se Kya Kahti Hain?

1980: “Dulha Bhai Jo Kare, Unko Kar Lene Dena”

1990: “Jo Bhi Ho Bardaasht Kar Lena, Rokna Mat!”

2000: “Fikar Na Kar Yaar, Tujhe To Sab Pata Hai!”

2010: “Yaar Koi Naya Style Pata Chale To Mujhe Bhi Batana Plz“

Dost Dost Na Raha, Pyar Pyar Na Raha

Do Dost Aapas Mein Kisi Baat Pe Ladd Rahe Thhe

Pahla Dost: “Yaar Teri Shakal To Bilkul Mere Lund Jaisi Hai”

Dusra Dost Kameenepan Se Bola: “Haan Yaar Tu Sahi Bola, Tabhi Main Bhi Socho Ki Teri Biwi Mujhe Dekhte Hi Choomne Kyu Lag Jaati Hai“

Why Women Have Their Breast On Top?

Why Women Have Their Breast On Top?

According To Sex Expert William Saxfear (Baba Saxidas’s Cousin)

If They Had It Down, The Pussy Would Drink All The Milk

The Name Game, Tauba Re Tauba

Kisi Party Mein Ek Ladke Aur Ladki Ki Mulaqat Hui.

Ladki: “What Is Your Name?”

Ladka: “Black Lion”

Ladki Hairani Se: “Oye Majak Kar Rahe Ho Kya?”

Ladka: “Nahi, Iska Matlab Hai Kaloo Singh”

Ladki: “Oh! Achha”

Ladka: “Ji, Aapka Kya Naam Hai?”

Ladki: “Soft Underwear”

Ladka: “Oye Ab Tu Majak Kar Rahi Hai?”

Ladki: “Nahi Yaar, It Means, Komal Chaddha“

Bada Hi Ajeeb Dharam Hai

Santa Ko Ek Baar Talibano Ne Pakad Liya Aur Kaid Kar Liya

Unka Leader Aya Aur Santa Ke Gale Pe Talwar Rakh Ke Bola

Leader: “Oye, Ya To Islaam Kabool Karo, Nahi To Gala Kaat Diya Jayega”

Santa Rote Hue: “Yaar, Kesa Ajeeb Dharam Hai Tumhara, Kabool Karo To Lulli Kaat Dete Ho, Na Karo To Gardan“

Dholi Saja Ke Rakhna Remix

Kapde Utar Ke Rakhna, Tangein Uttha Ke Rakhna

Chodne Tujhe O Gori, Aayenge Tere Sajna!

Shawa…..Shawa…..

Hill Hill Ke Tere Mamme (Boobs), Karte Hai Kya Ishare

Lund Tham Ke Khade Hai, Kanjar Sabhi Kunwarey.

Chup Jaye Sari Randiyan, Chakle Mai Darr Ke Marey

Chakle Mai Aa Gaye Hai, Thoku Sehar Ke Sarey

Kamayi Aur Uska Asli Sukh Bhogne Ka Tarika

Baba Saxidas Ki Kitab Anmol Gottiya Vol. 1 Mein Se Unka Ek Vachan

Apni Biwi Ko Apni 100% Kamayi Dene Se 10% Sukh Milta Hai

Aur Girlfrnd Ko Apni Kamayi Ka 10% Dene Se 100% Sukh Milta Hai.

Paisa Apka, Faisla Apka Jago Grahak Jago

Sicker Than Having Sex With A Pregnant Woman?

Question: “What’s Sicker Than Having Sex With A Pregnant Woman?”

Answer:  “Having Sex With A Pregnant Woman And Getting A Blowjob By The Baby.“

Pati Ka Qatal Kyu Kiya?

Judge: “Tumne Apne Pati Ka Qatal Kyu Kiya?”

Aurat: “Inhone Mujhe Office Se Fon Kiya Ki Tyaar Ho Ja, Ye Aaye Aur Utha Ke Mujhe Bedroom Mein Le Gaye, Fir Mere Sare Kapde Utaare, Mujhe Bed Par Lita Ke Meri Dono Taangein Khol Ke Bole”

April Fool!!!!

Ladki Ko Rape Se Bachane Ka Asaan Tarika

Santa Aur Uska Freind Apas Mein Baatein Kar Rahe Thhe

Santa: “Oye, Tujhe Pata Hai Kal Raat Mene Party Mein Ek Ladki Ko Rape Hone Se Bachaya.”

Dost Hairani Se: “Sachh Mein, Wah Bhai Wah Par Kaise?”

Santa: “Self Control, Yaar Self Control“

Bahu Ka Gussa Bhi Jayaz Hai

Saas Ne Bahu Se Pucha

Saas: “Bahu, Jo Naye Chawal Aaye Hai Vo Kaisi Hai?”

Bahu Gusse Se: “Ekdum Aapke Bete Jaisi”

Saas Haraini Se: “Kya Matlab?”

Bahu: “Bilkul, Chadhte Hi Pak Jaate Hai Aur Paani Chod Dete Hai Fir Turant Hi Utarna Padte Hai“

Santa Ne Akhir Bus Pakad Hi Li

Santa Ek Bus Ke Piche Teji Se Baag Raha Tha Aakhir Mein Usne Bus Pakad Hi Li.

Vo Driver Ke Pass Gaya Or Usko Bola – “Ye Bus Teri Ma Lagti Hai?”

Driver Bola: “Nahi”

Santa: “Behan Lagdi Hai?”

Driver: “Nahi”

Santa: “Biwi?”

Driver: “Nahi”

Santa: “To Saale Fir Chadne Kyu Nahi Deta.“

Connection And Handset

Nasbandi Ki Team Ko Dubara Apne Village Mein Aayi Dekh Kar Ek Budha Hairani Se Bola:

“In Logo Ne Connection To Pahle Hi Kat Diya Tha. Ab Kya Handset Bhi Le Ke Jayenge?“

Beti Chay Aati Hai Kya?

Hone Wali Bahu Ko Dekhne Gaye Sasur Ne Pucha: “Beti Chay* Aati Hai?”

Ladki Boli: “Chutiye Mujhe Abhi Tak Doodh Nahi Ata. Chay Kya Ghanta Aayegi.“

Bache Ka Ticket

Conductor To Lady – “Bache Ka Ticket Dikhao?”

Lady – “Iski Bi Ticket Loge Kya? Ye To Abhi Doodh Peeta Hai.”

Conductor – “Doodh To Iska Baap Bhi Peeta Hai To Kya Usko Bhi Free Mein Bitha Loo“

Kya Mehsus Kar Rahi Ho?

Suhagrat Ko Pati Ne Apni Patni Se Pyar Se Pucha: “Kya Mehsus Kar Rahi Ho?”

Patni Boli: “Aaj Tak To TopUp* Mein Kaam Chalta Tha, Aaj Se Life Time Karwa Liya.”

Baba Ji Kya Hua?

Ek Budha Blue Film Dekhte Hue Zor Zor Se Haath Ko Jatka Dene Laga

Saath Bethe Ladke Ne Pucha – “Kya Hua Baba?”

Baba Bola – “Hona Kya Hai, 30 Saal Bad Lund Khada Hua To Aaj Haath So Gaya..“

Aaj Mat Karo, Mera Upwas Hai.

Ek Bar Rat Ko Santa Apni Biwi Ke Sath Sex Karne Laga To

Biwi Boli: “Please Aaj Rehne Do, Mera Upwas Hai..”

Santa Gusse Mein Aakar Bola: “Bhenchod Mere Lund Pe Kyaa Aata Laga Hai, Jo Tera Upwas Toot Jayegaa”

Husband Biwi And Sasural

Ek Bar Husband Apni Wife Ke Sath Apni Sasural Mein Gaya

Ek Din Vahan Husband Ne Biwi Se Kaha: “Chalo Sex Karte Hain”

Biwi Boli: “Nahi Ye Mere Baap Ka Ghar Hai”

Husband: To Kya Mere Baap Ka Ghar Red Light Area Hai Jo To Roz Taiyar Ho Jati Hai.

Piche Kya Lagati Hai Vo

Girl Hostel Me Ek Phone Aaya – “Meena Hai Kya?”

Warden Ne Pucha – “Piche Kya Lagati Hai Vo?”

Phone Wala – “Ab Tho Pata Nahi Ji Par Pehle Sarson Ka Tel Lagati Thi“

Grah Parvesh Bahurani Ka

Apni Suhagrat Ko Pati Bechra Ache Tarike Se Sex Kar Nahi Paaya

Subha Dulhe Ki Maa Ne Bahurani Se Puchha

Saas: “Bahu, Suhagrat Kaisi Rahi?“

Bahu Udasi Se: “Maa Ji Kya Batau, Grah Parvesh To 2 Baar Hua, Par Grah Shanti Nahi Ho Paayi“

Haye Ri Bechari Aurat Ka Dukhda

Ek Biwi Ka Doctor Ko Sunaya Gaya Dukhda

Biwi: “Mera Pati 300% Napusank Hai”

Doctor Hairan Hoke: “Arrey, Wo Kaisi?”

Patni Rote Hue Boli: “Ek To Uska Khada Nahi Hota. Dusara Uski Ungli Bhi Tuti Hai. Teesra Kal Us Madarchod Ne Garam Garam Chai Pee Ke Apni Jibh Bhi Jala Li.“

Baba Ji Aap Mahaan Ho

Hi Friends, Aayiye Aaj Aapko Ek Naye Character Se Introduce Karwate Hai.

Kahi Kisi Jagha Par Ek Bada Hi Kameena Baba Rahta Thha, Jiska Naam Lunnacharya (Lunn-Acharya) Thha

Vo Bahut Hi Jyada Tharki Thha Aur Aurto Se Hamesha Chakkar Chalane Ke Tarike Dhundta Thha

Ek Dukhi Lady Baba Lunnacharya Ke Pass Gayi Aur Boli

Lady: “Baba Mera Pati Kab Sudhrenga?”

Baba: “Pati Ko Layi Ho?”

Lady: “Nahi.”

Baba: “Koi Baat Nahi, Apna Blouse Kholiye”

Lady: “Kyun?”

Baba: “Bachha, Pati Ki Hath Ki Rekhayein Dekhni Hai Na“

Paisi Chuppane Ka Anokha Tarika

Pappu: “Mom, Aap Blouse Mein Paise Kyun Rakhti Ho?”

Mom: “Taaki Tere Papa Ko Pata Na Chale”

Pappu: “Mom Aap Bhi Na, Bechare Papa Roz Kaamwali Ke Blouse Mein Dhoondte Rahte Hai“

Dost Ki Baja Dalo SMS

Agar Apne Dost Ki Bajana Chahte Ho To Ye SMS Usko Send Karo

Ek Baccha Roz School Se Bhaag Kar Gaand Marwaata Tha.

Esa Kar Kar Ke Usne Bahut Paise Kamaaye.

Un Paiso Se Usne Ek Mobile Liya.

Taqdeer Dekho Aaj Bhosdi Ka Apni Hi Story Khud Pad Raha Hai.

Ladki Kaisi Dikhti Hai

Pappu Ka Ek Dost Thhe Golu

Ek Din Dono Baatein Kar Rahe Thhe To Golu Ne Pappu Se Pucha

Golu: “Jab Girls Car Me Seat Belt Bandhti Hain To Kaisa Dikhta Hai?”

Pappu: “Percentage Ke Symbol Jaisa %“

Aurat Ke Doodh Par Ek Research

Baba Lunnacharya Ji Ki Aurat Ke Doodh Par Ek Research

Aurat Ka Doodh Phat Nahi Sakta Lekin Latak Sakta Hai Is Liye Pehle Sochiye, Phir Nochiye.

Active Se Passive Mein Badlo

Class Mein Teacher Ne Pappu Ko Bola

Teacher: “Active Se Passive Mein Badlo. Bache Jab Sunsan Jagah Pe Jate Hai To Haadso Ko Janam Dete Hai?”

Pappu: “Sunsan Jagho Pe Hue Haadse Hi Bacho Ko Janam Dete Hai“

Girlfriend Ki Feelings Jagao

Bra Kholo To Shakalaka Boom Boom,

Panty Kholo To Khulja Sim Sim,

Andar Dalo To Kya Masti Kya Dhoom,

Bahar Nikalo To Thanda Thanda Cool Cool.

Holy Water Trouble

One Day There Were Four Nuns In Line For Confessional.

The First Nun Said: “Forgive Me, Father, For I Have Sinned.”

Father Asked How?

She Said: “I Saw A Man’s Private Part.”

Father Told Her To Wash Her Eyes With Holy Water.

The Second Nun Comes In And Says: “Forgive Me, Father, For I Have Sinned.”

Father Asked How?

Nun Said: “I Touched A Man’s Private Parts.”

Father Told Her To Wash Her Hands In Holy Water.

Then He Heard The Third And Fourth Nun Fighting.

He Asked Why They Were Fighting.

The Fourth Nun Said, “I’m Not Going To Wash My Mouth In The Holy Water If She Is Going To Sit In It.“

Toot Gaya Khawab Bechare Ladke Ka

Boyfriend Girlfriend Sex Kar Rahe Thhe.

Ladka Bola: “Janu Ab Hume Shadi Kar Leni Chahiye”

Ladi Gusse Se Boli: “Madharchod, Tu Mazdoor Hai Mazduri Kar, Factory Ka Malik Ban Ne Ki Koshish Na Kar“

Bache To Aakhir Bachhe Hi Hai

Pappu Ne Aaj Tak Apni Gaand (Back) Nahi Dekhi Thhi.

Kisi Shararat Ki Vajah Se School Mein Teacher Ne Uski Back Pe Kafi Sare Dande Maare.

Rota Hua Bechara Ghar Aya Aur Socha Ki Sheeshe Mein Check Karta Hun

Sheeshe Mein Back Ko Dekh Kar Pappu Bola

Pappu: “Madhar Chod Harami Master Ne Itna Mara Ki 2 Tukde Hi Kar Diye“

Pappu Re, Kuch To Sharam Kar Le

Class Mein Teacher Ne Pappu Se Pucha

Teacher: “Transparent Word Ka Example Do”

Pappu: “Aapki Dress Mein Se Red Bra Dikh Rahi Hai”

Teacher Gusse Se: “You Bloody, Kuch To Sharam Kar”

Pappu Masumiyat Se: “Mam, Tabhi To Nahi Bola Ki Panty Bhi Fati Hui Hai.“

Aajke Mausam Ki Bavishyavaani

Aaj Ka Taapman 45 Degree Celcius Hai,

Kripya Aap Apni Chaddi Mein ICE (Burf) Dal Le,

Warna Dono Ande Omlette Hone Aur Mombatti Pighalne Ki Sambhavna Hai.

લીલા તેના પ્રેમી સાથે બેડરૂમ માં હતી, ત્યાં તેનો પતિ આવી ગયો. જલ્દી જલ્દી લીલા એ તેના પ્રેમી ના આખા શરીરે તેલ ચોપડી અને પાવડર છાંટી એક ખૂણા માં ઉભો રાખી દીધો. તેના પતિ એ તેને પૂછ્યું કે આ શું છે?
લીલા: કઈ ની, પુતળું છે. મારી બેનપણી એના બેડરૂમ માં રાખવા લાવી હતી, મને પણ ગમ્યું એટલે મેં પણ લઇ લીધું. તેના પતિ એ કઈ કહ્યું નહિ અને સુઈ ગયો. રાત્રે ૨ વાગે લીલા નો પતિ ઉઠી ને રસોડા માં ગયો અને સેન્ડવીચ અને દૂધ નો ગ્લાસ લઈને પુતળા પાસે ગયો અને બોલ્યો: લે ખાઈ લે, હું રેખા ના ઘરેપુતાલું બની ને આખો દિવસ ઉભો હતો, ભોસ્ડીના કોઈએ પાણી નું પણ ના પૂછ્યું.

Secrtry badi SEXY hai

Santa- Teri Secrtry badi SEXY hai...!!!
Banta- Ye robot hai...
Main Japan se laya tha...
Iska 1 BOOB dabao to dictation leti hai 2nd dabao to type karti hai...
Tu 1 din k liye le ja or dekh...
Next day santa called from hospital-Saale... tune ye nahi bataya k uski CHUT pencil SHARPNER hai..!!

Soojan Rehne Dena

Ek Aadmi Ke Lund Pe Madhu Makhi Ne Kaat Liya.
Apni Biwi Ko Lekar Doctor Ke Pass Gaya.
Biwi Ne Doctor Ko Side Mein Bualaya Aur
Boli Biwi: “Doctor Sahab, Keval Dard Ki Dava Dena, Soojan Rehne Dena“

ekvar ek sardar ek jangiya vada ni dukane gayo.......
SARDAR: bhai aa jangiya no su bhav 6e????
SHOPKEEPAR: 100 rupiya.....
SARDAR: (bijo jangiyo choos karine) aana ketla???
SHOPKEEPAR: 50 rupiya....
SARDAR AAVI RITE 2-3 VAR PU6E 6E......6ELLE EK 10 RUPIYA VADO JANGIYO LE 6E.....
SARDAR: aatlo mongo jangiyo lidho to kharo pn aani garranty su 6e?????
SHOPKEEPAR:(kantadi ne same ni building na terrace par lai jay 6e)bhosdina aani garranty e 6e ke chodya tu AA BUILDING UPAR THI NICHE JOIS TO TARI GAAND PHATSE PN AA JANGIYO NAI PHATE.......

machhar s A!DS hota h?

MASTER:Bachho bolo,kya machhar s A!DS hota h?
Golu:No sir
M:Very Good
Q nahi hota h?
Golu:machhar dank marta h,GAND nahi

Government’s New Slogan For Family Planning

Indian Government’s New Slogan For Family Planning:

Hum Do Hamare Do, Control Nahi Hota To Mooh Me Do

Santa Ne Ladki Ka Rape Kar Diya

Ek Ladki Roti Hui Police Station Ayi Aur Inspector Ko Boli

Ladki: “Kal Raat Ko Andhere Ka Fayda Utha Ke Santa Ne Mera Rape Kar Diya”

Inspector Hairan Hokar: “Madam Ek To Aap Bol Rahi Ho Ki Raat Thhi, Dusra Pure Mohalle Mein Aapko Sirf Santa Pe Hi Shak Kyu Hua?”

Ladki Rote Hue: “Kyunki, Mujhe Usko Batana Pada Thha Ki Kya Karna Hai Aur Kaisi Karna Hai“

Pathan Ji Ki Problem

Pathan Apni Biwi Se Ke Saath Sex Kar Raha Thha Aur Achanak Se Usko Bola

Pathan: “Tumhare Wo Gol Gol Kidher Hai Jo Ladkiyo Ke Hote Hai?”

Biwi Kalpate Hue: “Khan Saheb, Kabhi Mujhe Seedha Litaya Ho To Nazar Aay Na“

Use Of MangalaSutra & Condom

Baba Saxidas Se Unki Ek Nayi Bani Cheli Ne Puchha

Cheli: “Baba Ji, Ye Manglasutra Ka Kya Use Hai?”

Baba Ji: “Ye License Hai Kamasutra Ko Bina Condom Ke Enjoy Karne Ka”

Cheli: “Wahh Ye To Pata Hi Nahi Thha, Aur Fir Ye Condom Ka Kya Use Hai?”

Baba Ji: “Ye Ek License Hai Kamasutra To Bina Manglasutra Ke Enjoy Karne Ka.“

Mast Kalpana Ek Shayar Ki

29 Ko Vo Naraz Thi,

30 Ko Yaaro Baarat Thi,

1 Ko Mast Suhagraat Thi

2 Ko Pyar Ki Barsaat Thi.

Aankh Khuli To Pata Chala Sapno Ki Kali Raat Thi.

Hath Mein Apna Lund Aur Chaddi Daagdar Thi.

Bachho, Nakal Marna Buri Baat Hai

Teacher Ne Class Mein Bachho Ko Hips Par Essay Likhne Ko Kaha

Pappu Ne Moka Dekh Kar Apni Pant Khol Li Aur Mud Kar Hips Ko Dekhne Lag Gaya

Use Esa Karta Dekh Kar Golu Zor Se Chilla Kar Bola

Golu: “Mam, Dekho Pappu Ne Guide Khol Rakhi Hai“

Mirza Galib Ki Shayari Suhagrat Par

Jaisa Ki Aap Sab Jaanate Ho Ki Mirza Galib Ne Har Baat Par Sher Kaha,

Shadi Hui To Sher Kaha,

Ghunghat Uthaya To Sher Kaha,

Kapde Utarein To Sher Kaha,

Phir Jab Tangein Uthaain To Bole.

“Le Aayi Phir Kahaan Par Kismat Humain Kahan Se, Ye To Wohi Jagah Hai Nikley They Hum Jahan Se“

India Ke Bachho Lage Raho

Baba Saxidas Ke Parvachan Mein Se Sune Gaye Kuch Ansh.

Do Cheeze Hai Jisne Indian Ki Young Generation Mein Josh Aur Utsaah Bhar Diya Hai.

IPL (Indian Premier League) Ne Ladko Mein,

Aur I-Pill Ne Ladkiyo Mein

Different Route

Two Sperms Talking On Mobile,

1st: “I Am Between Fallopian Tube & Uterus, Are You Close By?”

2nd: “No Dude, I Am On A Different Route, Just Crossed The Tonsils“

Bechare Jinn Logo Ki Bhi Kya Zindagi Hai

Ek Baar Ek Jinn Ka Mood Bana Ki Aaj Chal Ke Sharab Pee Jaye.

Par Vo Janta Thha Ki Jinn Ke Roop Mein Gaya To Sab Dar Ke Baag Jayenge.

To Usne Socha Ki Insaan Ke Roop Mein Kisi Beer Bar Mein Jaa Ke Pee Leta Hun.

Bar Mein Gaya Aur Ja Ke 12 Glass Whisky Pee Li.

Bar Keeper Ne Ye Dekha To Bada Hairan Hua Aur Us Se Pucha.

Bar Keeper: “Arrey Bhai Tere Ko Chadti Nahi Kya?”

Jinn: “Abey, Main Jinn Hun”

Bar Keeper: “Lo Chadd Gayi Bahan Ke Lode Ko“

Budape Mein Sex Karne Ka Bhadiya Tarika

Ek Baar Ek Pote Ne Apne Dada Se Puchha

Pota: “Dada Ji Kya Aap Abhi Bhi Dadhi Ji Ke Sath Sex Karte Ho?”

Dada: “Haan Beta”

Pota Hairan Hoke: “Arrey Is Umar Mein, Vo Kaisi?”

Dada: “Main Use Bolta Hun Fuck You, Aur Vo Aage Se Jawab De Deti Hai Fuck You Too?“

Bahut Badi Problem Ka Chota Sa Hal

India Mein Ek Common Problem

Pati: “Janu Aao Sex Karte Hai”

Wife: “Nahi Yaar Aaj Nahi, Aaj Mera Upwas Hai”

Bechara Pati  .. ??? :-(

Par Gabraye Nahi Ab Ese Dino Ke Liye Hajir Hai

Manforce Ka Sabudana Flavour Condom.

Ab Upwas Ko Bhi Karo Khaas, Aa Jao Pass Pass

Baap Re, Kya Gaali Hai

Pappu Ka Ab School Time Pura Ho Chuka Thha Aur Ab Uska College Mein Admission Ho Gaya Thha

Ab Jaisi Aap Logo Ko Pata Hai Ki College Mein Ragging Aam Baat Hai

Ese Hi Senior Students Ne Usko Bulaya Aur Kaha

Senior Students: “Chal Be, Koi Esi Gaali Deke Dikha, Jo Na Kabhi Kisi Ne Suni Ho Aur Na Hi Kisi Ne Kisiko Di Ho”

Pappu: “Hum Sab Juniors Ka Lund Ek Jhopde Me Aur Jhopda Ap Ki Maa Ke Bhoosde Me“

Wah Re Kya Rishta Hai

Friends Aaj Main Aapko Ek Real Chota Sa Par Pyara Sa Kissa Sunata Hun

Hamara Ek Dost Hua Karta Thha Surya Pratap Singh, Bechara Sari Zindagi Ladkiyo Ke Chakkar Kaat Ta Raha Par Kisi Se Bhi Setting Na Ho Payi

Atlast, Kisi Tarha Se Gharwalo Ne Koshish Kar Ek Gaanv Ki Ladki Se Uska Rishta Tay Kar Diya.

Shadi Hui Hum Logo Ne Enjoy Kiya, Aur Wo Suhagrat Manane Chala Gaya

Agle Din Hum Freinds Ne Pucha: “Bhai Fir Kaisi Rahi Fir Teri Suhagrat?”

To Bechara Rote Hue Bola: “Yaar Kuch Bhi Ho Jaye Par Gaanv Ki Ladki Se Shadi Mat Karna”

Humlogo Ne Hairan Hoke Puchha: “Kyu Be Kya Hua? Esa Kyu Kah Raha Hai, Gaanv Ki Ladkiya To Bechari Badi Bholi Hoti Hai”

Rote Hue Bola: “Haan Yaar Thik Bole, Tabhi Mujhe Rat Ko Bolti Hai, Ji Ye Meri Pahli Suhagrat Hai, Agar Koi Galti Ho Jaye, To Mujhe Apni Choti Bahan Samajh Ke Maaf Kar Dena“

Paisi Dene Ka Bhadiya Aur Asaan Tarika

Sweet Conversation Between A Girl And A Shopkeeper

Girl: “Is Dress Ka Kya Price Hai?”

Shopkeeper: “Sirf 5 Kiss”

Girl: “Aur Us Wali Jeans Ka?”

Shopkeeper: “n”

Girl: “Aisa Karo, Dono Dress Pack Kar Do, Bill Daadi Ji Dengi“

Mard Aur Aurat Ka Rishta

Kya Kehna Mard Aur Aurat Ke Rishte Ka

Bada Hi Ajeeb Hota Hai Yeh Rishta

“Dur Ho To Lambi Judai”

Aur..

“Paas Ho To Lambi Chudai“.

Bus Driver Se Shadi Karne Ka Nuksan

Ek Ladki Ki Bus Driver Se Shaadi Hui

Dusre Din Jab Ladki Suhagraat Manna Se Room Ke Bahar Aayi To Uski Saheli Ne Poocha

Saheli: “Kyu, Raat Bhar Jija Ji Ne Tumahri Bahut Mari Jo Tum Itna Akad Ke Chal Rahi Ho”

Ladki: “Nahi Yaar, Wo Gandu To Bus Ki Brake Samajh Kar Raat Bhar Choot Pe Laat Marta Raha“

Bechari Dukhi Aurat Ki Dukhi Kahani

Mrs. Rose Mary Ne Mr. Lelay Se Divorce Liya

Kyunki Bechari Pareshan Aa Gayi Thhi Apna Naam Batate Hue, Rose Marry Leley

But Us Bechari Ka Bad Luck Dekho, Uski Fir Se Shadi Hui Par Is Baat Mr. Marlo Ke Saath

Ab Batao Dosto Usko Kya Karna Chahiye?

Isse Kahte Hai Baaja Bajjna

Ek Call Girl Ki Ek Friend Thhi Jo Car Showroom Mein Sales Girl Thhi.

Ek Din Vo Usko Milne Gayi To Uski Friend Usko Boli

Sales Girl: “Aaj Agar Car Nahi Biki To Mera Baaja Bajj Jayega”

Call Girl Udas Mood Se Boli: “Aur Agar Aaj Mera Baaja Nahi Baja To Meri Car Bikk Jayegi“

Baba Saxidas Ka Young Generation Ko Ek Message

Baba Saxidas Ka Young Generation Ko Ek Message

Agar Aap Logo Ka Jyada Mutth Marne Ki Wajah Se

Lund Tedha Ho Gaya Hai To Gabhrane Ki Jarurat Nahi Hai

Aap Logo Ne Choot Hi To Maarni Hai, Konsa Snooker (Billiard) Khelna Hai

Viagra Or Government Office Mein Similarity

Pappu Ne Apne Dost Golu Se Puchha

Pappu: “Oye! Viagra Or Government Office Mein Kya Similarity Hai?”

Golu: “Mujhe Nahi Pata.”

Pappu: “Dono 5 Minute Ke Kaam Ke Liye 1 Ghanta Khade Rakhte Hain.“

Santa Pregnant Ho Gaya

Santa Doctor Ke Paas Gaya

Doctor: “Arrey Waah, Tum Duniya Ke Pehle Aadmi Ho Jo Pregnent Ho”

Santa Rote Hue: “Hey Bhagwan! Main Logo Ko Kya Munh Dikhaunga? Meri To Abhi Shadi Bhi Nahi Hu.“

Humara Pyaara Teesra Dost

Ladka Apni Girlfriend Ke Ghar Ke Bahar Khada Thha

Aur Dono Sexy Baatein Kar Rahe Thhe

Ladke Ka Mood Ban Gaya Aur Uski Pant Mein Halchal Honi Shuru Ho Gayi

Bade Pyar Se Apni Girlfriend Ko Bola

Ladka: “Janu, Ander Chale, Hum Teeno Dost Kab Tak Ese Bahar Khade Rahenge“

Ise Kahte Hai Yaad Rakhna

Ek Ladki Ka Ek Boy Friend Thha, Par Kisi Vajah Se Un Dono Ki Shadi Possible Na Ho Saki

To Ladki Ke Ghar Walo Ne Uski Shadi Kahi Aur Fix Kar Di

Ladki Shadi Se Ek Din Pahle Apne Lover Ke Pass Gayi Aur Aate Waqt Uske Kaan Mein Boli

Ladki: “Jaan, Kam Se Kam Mujhe Muthho Mein To Yaad Rakhna“

3 Fuckers Movie Song

New Song For The Movie ’3 Fuckers’

Saari Umar Hum Muth Mar Ke Jiliye

Ab To Hume Chodne Do-Chodne Do

Give Me The Condom

Give Me Some Place

Give Me Another Chance

I Wanna Fuck Her Once Again

Ise Kahte Hai Genuine Ullu Ka Pattha

A 16 Year Old Boy Went To Drop An Unknown Aunty Ji To Her Home…….

Aunty: “Beta, Raat Bahut Ho Gai Hai, Yahi So Jao, ‘Bittu‘ Ke Room Me”

Boy: “Nahi Aunty Ji, Mai Guest Room Mein So Jaunga”

Next Day A Beautiful Girl Comes With A Cup Of Milk…….

Boy: “Aap Kaun?”

Girl: “Ji, Main ‘Bittu‘ Or Aap?”

Boy: “Main, Ullu Ka Pattha..!!“

Underwear To Bade Kaam Ki Cheez Hai

Underwear Ek Sweet Ki Dukan Hai,

Jis Ke Under Ek Cream Roll Hai,

2 Gulab Jamun Hai,

Kuchh Seewiyan Hai,

Aur Khushi Ke Mauke Par Kabhi Kabhi Kheer Bhi Miltee Hai.

Madam Ji Juban Pe Kaboo Rakho

Madam Claas Mein Bachho Ko Pada Rahi Thhi

I For Ink

J For Jug

K For Kite

L For Lund

Ohh! Sorry Baccho Galti Se Muh Se Nikal Gaya.

Pappu: “Koi Baat Nahi Madam Wapas Muh Mein Le Lijiye“

Double Meaning Question For Girlfriend

Pappu Ne Apni Girlfriend Se Puchha

Pappu: “Ek 6 Inch Ki Cheez Hai Jisko Hath Mein Pakadte Hi Ajeeb Sa Ehsas Hone Lagta Hai Us Cheez Ka Naam Batao?”

Ladki Sharam Ke maare: “Chhiii, Kitne Besharam Ho Tum.”

Pappu: “Are Main To 500 Rupye Ke Note Ki Baat Kar Raha Tha, Tumhara To Dimaag Hi Ganda Hai.”

Sayani Aurat Aur Uska Tajurba

Ek Lady Local Bus Me Khadi Hokar Ja Rahi Thi

Achanak Apne Peeche Khade Ladke Se Boli

Lady: “Hill Kyu Rahe Ho, Thik Se Khade Nahi Ho Sakte.”

Ladka: “Madam Woh Peeche Se Dhakke Aa Rahe Hain”

Lady: “Kamine, 3 Bacho Ki Maa Hun Dhakke Aur Ghasse Mein Farak Janti Hun“

Aashiq Ka Gussa Bhi To Jayaz Hai

Ek Fuke Hue Aashiq Ka Apni Girl Friend Ke SMS Na Aane Par Usko Likha Gaya Ek Message

Agar Mere Paas Teen Ankhe Hoti

To Main Ek Apne Lund Par Lagata

Aur Tumhari Gand Mein Daal Kar Dekhta

Ki Aisa Konsa Keeda Hai Jo Tumhe SMS Karne Se Rokta Hai

Ab Aap Bhi Ye Message Apne Un Dosto Ko Kar Sakte Hai Jo Aapko SMS Nahi Karte

Pepsi – Ye Dil Maange More

Chut Mein Mota Lund Jaate Hi Callgirl Chillayi: “Uui Maaa PEPSI.”

Ladka: “Saali Iss Time Tujhe Pepsi Yaad Aa Rahi Hai?”

Girl: “Chutiye Pepsi Matlab Please Enter Penis Slowly Inside.“

Shareef Ladki Ki Double Meaning Baat

Bus Conductor: “Chandni Chowk Aa Gaya Hai Jisne Utarna Hai Utar Jao.”

Ek Ladki Ki Peeche Se Awaj Aayi: “Do Minute Ruko! Mein Kapde Utar Rahi Hun.”

Sabhi Sawariyon Ne Peeche Ghum Kar Dekha To Ladki Kapdo Wala Bag Utar Rahi Thi.

Sharaab Piyo Par Itni Bhi Nahi

Santa Apni Girl Friend Ke Saath Movie Dekhne Gaya.

Par Jane Se Pahle Usne Chupp Ke Se Sharab Ke 3 4 Peg Pee Liye.

Kuch Der Movie Chali To Santa Ka Scenes Dekh Ke Mood Ban Gaya Aur Girl Friend Se Chipkane Lag Gaya

Kuch Minutes Ke Baad Achanak Zor Zor Se Chillane Lag Gaya

Santa: “Haye Rabba, Mera Lund Kaha Hai, Mera Lund Kidhar Gaya?”

Ladki Gusse: “Abe Gandu Chup Kar, Tune Meri Panty Mein Haath Dala Hua Hai“

Kya Security System Hai

Santa Ka USA Ka Visa Laga Aur Socha Ki Chalo USA Ghum Ke Aaye

USA Pahunch Gaya Aur Socha Ki, Aaj Shopping Mall Mein Chalta Hun Aur Goriyo Ko Dekhta Hun

Ab Hai To Hamara Santa Tharki Hi, Usne Samne Jaati Ek Gori Ko Dekha Aur Uske Piche Lag Gaya

Thodi Si Aage Jake Bheed Thi Usne Jake Chupke Se Gori Ki Gaand Mein Ungli De Di

Esa Karte Hi Achanak Gori Ko Paad (Fart) Aa Gaya Aur Santa Ki Ungli Bahar Aa Gayi

Ye Dekh Ke Vo Hairan Hua Aur Bola

Santa: “Wah Re America, Yaha To Bundo (Gaand) Mein Bhi Security System Lage Hue Hai“

Sharab Bahut Buri Cheez Hai

Santa Ka Beta Pappu Daru Pee Raha Tha

Achanak Santa Ne Usko Peete Dekh liya Aur Gusse Se Bola

Santa: “Ruk Bhonsdi Ke, Aaj To Mein Teri Maa Chod Dunga”

Pappu Nashe Mein: “To Aur Roj Kya Mohalle Wale Chodte Hain“

Bechara Bhola Bhala Bandar

Ek Bandar Ped Par Betha Tha

Aur Niche Ek Couple Sex Kar Raha Tha

Bandar Ne Unko Dekha Aur Hairan Ho Kar Sochne Laga

Bandar: “Kya Mast Kela Hai, Ladki Ke Itna Khane Pe Bhi Khatam Nahi Ho Raha“

Bachho Ko Bahlana Asan Kaam Nahi

Ek 7 Saal Ka Bachha Apni Ek Aunty Ke Saath Naha Raha Thha

Bache Ne Aunty Ke Niche Dekha Aur Bola

Bachha: “Aunty Aunty, Aapke Vaha Kut Kyu Laga Hua Hai”

Aunty Ne Socha Chota Bachha Hai Isko Bahla Deti Hu

Aunty: “Beta, Vo Yaha Kulhadi Lag Gayi Thhi Isliye Kut Padd Gaya”

Bachha Hairan Hote Hue: “Hey Bhagwan Choot Mein Bhi Kulhadi Lag Gayi“

Portability Ka Fayda

Ek Lady USA Se India Aati Hai

Airport Par Custom Wale Ne Use Suitcase Kholne Ko Bola.

Suitcase Kholte Hi Usmein Se Rubber Ka Land Nikal Aata Hai

Custom Officer: “Aapki Shaadi Ho Gayi?”

Lady: “Haan Ji, 10 Saal Ho Gaye”

Custom Officer: “Aapke Pati Kahaan Hain?”

Lady: “USA Mein”

Custom Officer (Dildo Haath Me Lekar): “Pati Hai Toh Fir Ye Kya Hai?”

Lady (Aankh Maartay Hue): “Aray Sir, Vo Fixed Landline Hai Aur Ye Mobile“

Ise Kahte Hai Shikaar Karna

Ek Baar 3 Shikari Aapas Mein Gappe Maar Rahe Thhe, Aur Apne Apne Shikar Ke Kisse Bata Rahe Thhe

Pahla: “Main Jungle Mein Sher Ka Shikar Karne Gaya, Aur Meri Bandook Mein 2 Hi Goliya Thhi Aur Achanak Left Aur Right Se 2 Sher Aa Gaye”

Baki Shikari: “Achha Fir?”

Pahla Shikari: “Fir Kya Samne Ek Pathar Pada Thha Mene Usko Goli Mari, Goli Ke 2 Tukde Hue Aur Dono Shero Ko Lag Gayi Aur Vo Mar Gaye”

Dusra Shikari: “Huh Ye Bhi Koi Shikar Hai, Main Batata Hun, Ek Bar Main Sher Ko Marne Gaya, Na Mere Pass Bandook Na Koi Aur Hathiyar, Aur Mere Piche Ek Sher Padd Gaya”

Baki Shikari Hairani Se: “Fir?”

Dusra Shikari: “Fir Kya Thha Main Baag Ke Ek Ped Pe Chadd Gaya Aur Mera Darr Ke Mare Susu Nikal Gaya, Aur Sher Us Susu Ki Rassi Bana Ke Uper Chadne Lag Gaya.”

Baki Shikari: “Fir?”

Dusra Shikari: “Fir Kya Jaisi Hi Vo Adhe Raste Mein Pahuncha Mene Susu Band Kar Diya Vo Niche Gir Ke Mar Gaya”

Teesra Shikari: “Abe Ye To Kuch Bhi Nahi, Ek Bar Main Jungle Mein Gaya Mere Pass Koi Hathiyar Nahi Thha, Mene Dekha Ki Samne Ek Sher Soya Pada Hai”

Baki Shikari: “Fir?”

Teesra Shikari: “Fir Kya, Maine Uski Gaand Mein Ungli Dedi, Vo Bechara Sharam Se Hi Mar Gaya“

Naughty Girlfriend Just Like My Pappu

Boy Friend: “Janu, Tum Kitne Baje So Ke Uthti Ho?”

Girl Friend: “Apna Koi Fix Time Nahi Hai, Ja Bhi Dil Kare So Jati Hun, Or Jab Dil Kare Uth Jati Hun”

Boy Friend: “You Notty, Tumhari Sab Aadte Bilkul Mere Lund Jaisi Hai.“

Mard Hone Ke Fayde

Dosto Swami Lunnacharya Ji Ne Mard Hone Ke Fayde Bataye Hai

1. Un Dino Ki Tension Nahi Rehti
2. Heavy Golo Ki Jagah Light Goliya Latakti Hai
3. Nange Bhi Ghumo To Kisi Ki Bhavnaye Nahi Jagti Hai
4. Virginity Ka Koi Proof Nahi Hota Hai
5. Khujane Pe Hath Geela Nahi Hota Hai
6. And Above All – Kahi Bhi Mooto Aaram Se Khade Hokar

Enjoy Friends We Are A Man.

Jai Ho Swami Lunnacharya Ki