Talaq Ke Baad Miya Biwi Ke Haal

Talakq Ke Baad Miya Biwi Ke Room Mein Se Sune Gaye Dialogs

Pati Apni Patni Ko Uski Bra Dete Hue: “Ye Le Pakad Aapne Doodh Ka Dhakkan”

Patni Underwear Dete Hue: “Bhonsdi Ke, Ye Le Aapne Murde Ka Kafan“

Judva Bache Karvane Ka Asaan Tarika

Santa Ko Judwa Bachhe Chahiye Thhe

Socho Usne Kya Kiya

Sochho

Sochho

Sochho

Sochho

Yaar Dimag Lagao Its Very Simple

Abe Vo Santa Hai Uski Tarha Soch Na

Nahi Samjh Aa Raha, Chalo Mein Bata Deta Hun

Usne Condom Ke Ander 2 Hole Kar Diye

Dobi Ki Wife Se Sex Karne Ka Behtreen Moka

Police Station Mein Dhobi Ne Santa Ke Khliaf Complaint Kari

Dobhi Rote Hue: “Is Saale Sante Ne Meri Biwi Ki Ijjat Lutt Li”

Police Wala: “Kyu Be, Kyu Kiya Tune Esa?”

Santa: “Sir Ji, Meri Koi Galti Nahi Hai. Main To Kapde Press Karvane Gaya Thha”

Police Wala: “Fir?”

Santa: “Mene Isko Awaj Lagayi To Ye Bola Ki, Main Khana Kha Raha Hun Istri Garam Hai Khud Maar Lo“

Garibi Ke Haal India Mein

Bechare Gareeb Logo Ki Bhi Kya Zindagi Hai

Aaj Ke Mahol Mein Ek Gareeb Parivar Ke Ghar Mein Suna Gaya Ek Dialog

Wife:  “Sunoji Paisi Dena Whisper Lana Hai”

Husband: “Sali Gaand Mari, Bookh Mitane Ke Liye Roti Nahi Hai Aur Tujhe Choot Sukhane Ke Liye Double Roti Chahiye“

Bada Lund Sabhi Ko Chahiye Hota Hai

Santa College Ki Side Wali Sadak Ke Kinare Susu Kar Raha Thha

Ek Ladki Vaha Se Gujar Rahi Thhi Usne Santa Ka Bada Lund Dekha Aur Boli

Ladki: “Wow, Mujhe Bhi Chahiye”

Santa Bola: “Abe To Dekh Kya Rahi Hai, Jaldi Se Ek Cup Le Aa, Susu Khatam Hone Wala Hai“

Wah Re Dosto, Kya Kahna

Santa Car Drive Kar Raha Tha Ki Achanak Ek Bili Rasta Kaat Gayi.

Santa Gusse Mein Aake Bola: “Iski Maa Ki Choot”

Banta Ye Sun Ke Bola: “Arey Yaar Choot Se Yaad Aaya, Babhi Ke Kya Haal Chaal Hai“

New Generation And Shadi Par Unka Asar

Ladkion Ki Shadi Jab Hoti Hai To Unki Friends Unki Suhag Raat Pe Apni Friend Se Kya Kahti Hain?

1980: “Dulha Bhai Jo Kare, Unko Kar Lene Dena”

1990: “Jo Bhi Ho Bardaasht Kar Lena, Rokna Mat!”

2000: “Fikar Na Kar Yaar, Tujhe To Sab Pata Hai!”

2010: “Yaar Koi Naya Style Pata Chale To Mujhe Bhi Batana Plz“

Dost Dost Na Raha, Pyar Pyar Na Raha

Do Dost Aapas Mein Kisi Baat Pe Ladd Rahe Thhe

Pahla Dost: “Yaar Teri Shakal To Bilkul Mere Lund Jaisi Hai”

Dusra Dost Kameenepan Se Bola: “Haan Yaar Tu Sahi Bola, Tabhi Main Bhi Socho Ki Teri Biwi Mujhe Dekhte Hi Choomne Kyu Lag Jaati Hai“

Why Women Have Their Breast On Top?

Why Women Have Their Breast On Top?

According To Sex Expert William Saxfear (Baba Saxidas’s Cousin)

If They Had It Down, The Pussy Would Drink All The Milk

The Name Game, Tauba Re Tauba

Kisi Party Mein Ek Ladke Aur Ladki Ki Mulaqat Hui.

Ladki: “What Is Your Name?”

Ladka: “Black Lion”

Ladki Hairani Se: “Oye Majak Kar Rahe Ho Kya?”

Ladka: “Nahi, Iska Matlab Hai Kaloo Singh”

Ladki: “Oh! Achha”

Ladka: “Ji, Aapka Kya Naam Hai?”

Ladki: “Soft Underwear”

Ladka: “Oye Ab Tu Majak Kar Rahi Hai?”

Ladki: “Nahi Yaar, It Means, Komal Chaddha“

Bada Hi Ajeeb Dharam Hai

Santa Ko Ek Baar Talibano Ne Pakad Liya Aur Kaid Kar Liya

Unka Leader Aya Aur Santa Ke Gale Pe Talwar Rakh Ke Bola

Leader: “Oye, Ya To Islaam Kabool Karo, Nahi To Gala Kaat Diya Jayega”

Santa Rote Hue: “Yaar, Kesa Ajeeb Dharam Hai Tumhara, Kabool Karo To Lulli Kaat Dete Ho, Na Karo To Gardan“

Dholi Saja Ke Rakhna Remix

Kapde Utar Ke Rakhna, Tangein Uttha Ke Rakhna

Chodne Tujhe O Gori, Aayenge Tere Sajna!

Shawa…..Shawa…..

Hill Hill Ke Tere Mamme (Boobs), Karte Hai Kya Ishare

Lund Tham Ke Khade Hai, Kanjar Sabhi Kunwarey.

Chup Jaye Sari Randiyan, Chakle Mai Darr Ke Marey

Chakle Mai Aa Gaye Hai, Thoku Sehar Ke Sarey

Kamayi Aur Uska Asli Sukh Bhogne Ka Tarika

Baba Saxidas Ki Kitab Anmol Gottiya Vol. 1 Mein Se Unka Ek Vachan

Apni Biwi Ko Apni 100% Kamayi Dene Se 10% Sukh Milta Hai

Aur Girlfrnd Ko Apni Kamayi Ka 10% Dene Se 100% Sukh Milta Hai.

Paisa Apka, Faisla Apka Jago Grahak Jago

Sicker Than Having Sex With A Pregnant Woman?

Question: “What’s Sicker Than Having Sex With A Pregnant Woman?”

Answer:  “Having Sex With A Pregnant Woman And Getting A Blowjob By The Baby.“

Pati Ka Qatal Kyu Kiya?

Judge: “Tumne Apne Pati Ka Qatal Kyu Kiya?”

Aurat: “Inhone Mujhe Office Se Fon Kiya Ki Tyaar Ho Ja, Ye Aaye Aur Utha Ke Mujhe Bedroom Mein Le Gaye, Fir Mere Sare Kapde Utaare, Mujhe Bed Par Lita Ke Meri Dono Taangein Khol Ke Bole”

April Fool!!!!

Ladki Ko Rape Se Bachane Ka Asaan Tarika

Santa Aur Uska Freind Apas Mein Baatein Kar Rahe Thhe

Santa: “Oye, Tujhe Pata Hai Kal Raat Mene Party Mein Ek Ladki Ko Rape Hone Se Bachaya.”

Dost Hairani Se: “Sachh Mein, Wah Bhai Wah Par Kaise?”

Santa: “Self Control, Yaar Self Control“

Bahu Ka Gussa Bhi Jayaz Hai

Saas Ne Bahu Se Pucha

Saas: “Bahu, Jo Naye Chawal Aaye Hai Vo Kaisi Hai?”

Bahu Gusse Se: “Ekdum Aapke Bete Jaisi”

Saas Haraini Se: “Kya Matlab?”

Bahu: “Bilkul, Chadhte Hi Pak Jaate Hai Aur Paani Chod Dete Hai Fir Turant Hi Utarna Padte Hai“

Santa Ne Akhir Bus Pakad Hi Li

Santa Ek Bus Ke Piche Teji Se Baag Raha Tha Aakhir Mein Usne Bus Pakad Hi Li.

Vo Driver Ke Pass Gaya Or Usko Bola – “Ye Bus Teri Ma Lagti Hai?”

Driver Bola: “Nahi”

Santa: “Behan Lagdi Hai?”

Driver: “Nahi”

Santa: “Biwi?”

Driver: “Nahi”

Santa: “To Saale Fir Chadne Kyu Nahi Deta.“

Connection And Handset

Nasbandi Ki Team Ko Dubara Apne Village Mein Aayi Dekh Kar Ek Budha Hairani Se Bola:

“In Logo Ne Connection To Pahle Hi Kat Diya Tha. Ab Kya Handset Bhi Le Ke Jayenge?“

Beti Chay Aati Hai Kya?

Hone Wali Bahu Ko Dekhne Gaye Sasur Ne Pucha: “Beti Chay* Aati Hai?”

Ladki Boli: “Chutiye Mujhe Abhi Tak Doodh Nahi Ata. Chay Kya Ghanta Aayegi.“

Bache Ka Ticket

Conductor To Lady – “Bache Ka Ticket Dikhao?”

Lady – “Iski Bi Ticket Loge Kya? Ye To Abhi Doodh Peeta Hai.”

Conductor – “Doodh To Iska Baap Bhi Peeta Hai To Kya Usko Bhi Free Mein Bitha Loo“

Kya Mehsus Kar Rahi Ho?

Suhagrat Ko Pati Ne Apni Patni Se Pyar Se Pucha: “Kya Mehsus Kar Rahi Ho?”

Patni Boli: “Aaj Tak To TopUp* Mein Kaam Chalta Tha, Aaj Se Life Time Karwa Liya.”

Baba Ji Kya Hua?

Ek Budha Blue Film Dekhte Hue Zor Zor Se Haath Ko Jatka Dene Laga

Saath Bethe Ladke Ne Pucha – “Kya Hua Baba?”

Baba Bola – “Hona Kya Hai, 30 Saal Bad Lund Khada Hua To Aaj Haath So Gaya..“

Aaj Mat Karo, Mera Upwas Hai.

Ek Bar Rat Ko Santa Apni Biwi Ke Sath Sex Karne Laga To

Biwi Boli: “Please Aaj Rehne Do, Mera Upwas Hai..”

Santa Gusse Mein Aakar Bola: “Bhenchod Mere Lund Pe Kyaa Aata Laga Hai, Jo Tera Upwas Toot Jayegaa”

Husband Biwi And Sasural

Ek Bar Husband Apni Wife Ke Sath Apni Sasural Mein Gaya

Ek Din Vahan Husband Ne Biwi Se Kaha: “Chalo Sex Karte Hain”

Biwi Boli: “Nahi Ye Mere Baap Ka Ghar Hai”

Husband: To Kya Mere Baap Ka Ghar Red Light Area Hai Jo To Roz Taiyar Ho Jati Hai.

Piche Kya Lagati Hai Vo

Girl Hostel Me Ek Phone Aaya – “Meena Hai Kya?”

Warden Ne Pucha – “Piche Kya Lagati Hai Vo?”

Phone Wala – “Ab Tho Pata Nahi Ji Par Pehle Sarson Ka Tel Lagati Thi“

Grah Parvesh Bahurani Ka

Apni Suhagrat Ko Pati Bechra Ache Tarike Se Sex Kar Nahi Paaya

Subha Dulhe Ki Maa Ne Bahurani Se Puchha

Saas: “Bahu, Suhagrat Kaisi Rahi?“

Bahu Udasi Se: “Maa Ji Kya Batau, Grah Parvesh To 2 Baar Hua, Par Grah Shanti Nahi Ho Paayi“

Haye Ri Bechari Aurat Ka Dukhda

Ek Biwi Ka Doctor Ko Sunaya Gaya Dukhda

Biwi: “Mera Pati 300% Napusank Hai”

Doctor Hairan Hoke: “Arrey, Wo Kaisi?”

Patni Rote Hue Boli: “Ek To Uska Khada Nahi Hota. Dusara Uski Ungli Bhi Tuti Hai. Teesra Kal Us Madarchod Ne Garam Garam Chai Pee Ke Apni Jibh Bhi Jala Li.“

Baba Ji Aap Mahaan Ho

Hi Friends, Aayiye Aaj Aapko Ek Naye Character Se Introduce Karwate Hai.

Kahi Kisi Jagha Par Ek Bada Hi Kameena Baba Rahta Thha, Jiska Naam Lunnacharya (Lunn-Acharya) Thha

Vo Bahut Hi Jyada Tharki Thha Aur Aurto Se Hamesha Chakkar Chalane Ke Tarike Dhundta Thha

Ek Dukhi Lady Baba Lunnacharya Ke Pass Gayi Aur Boli

Lady: “Baba Mera Pati Kab Sudhrenga?”

Baba: “Pati Ko Layi Ho?”

Lady: “Nahi.”

Baba: “Koi Baat Nahi, Apna Blouse Kholiye”

Lady: “Kyun?”

Baba: “Bachha, Pati Ki Hath Ki Rekhayein Dekhni Hai Na“

Paisi Chuppane Ka Anokha Tarika

Pappu: “Mom, Aap Blouse Mein Paise Kyun Rakhti Ho?”

Mom: “Taaki Tere Papa Ko Pata Na Chale”

Pappu: “Mom Aap Bhi Na, Bechare Papa Roz Kaamwali Ke Blouse Mein Dhoondte Rahte Hai“

Dost Ki Baja Dalo SMS

Agar Apne Dost Ki Bajana Chahte Ho To Ye SMS Usko Send Karo

Ek Baccha Roz School Se Bhaag Kar Gaand Marwaata Tha.

Esa Kar Kar Ke Usne Bahut Paise Kamaaye.

Un Paiso Se Usne Ek Mobile Liya.

Taqdeer Dekho Aaj Bhosdi Ka Apni Hi Story Khud Pad Raha Hai.

Ladki Kaisi Dikhti Hai

Pappu Ka Ek Dost Thhe Golu

Ek Din Dono Baatein Kar Rahe Thhe To Golu Ne Pappu Se Pucha

Golu: “Jab Girls Car Me Seat Belt Bandhti Hain To Kaisa Dikhta Hai?”

Pappu: “Percentage Ke Symbol Jaisa %“

Aurat Ke Doodh Par Ek Research

Baba Lunnacharya Ji Ki Aurat Ke Doodh Par Ek Research

Aurat Ka Doodh Phat Nahi Sakta Lekin Latak Sakta Hai Is Liye Pehle Sochiye, Phir Nochiye.

Active Se Passive Mein Badlo

Class Mein Teacher Ne Pappu Ko Bola

Teacher: “Active Se Passive Mein Badlo. Bache Jab Sunsan Jagah Pe Jate Hai To Haadso Ko Janam Dete Hai?”

Pappu: “Sunsan Jagho Pe Hue Haadse Hi Bacho Ko Janam Dete Hai“

Girlfriend Ki Feelings Jagao

Bra Kholo To Shakalaka Boom Boom,

Panty Kholo To Khulja Sim Sim,

Andar Dalo To Kya Masti Kya Dhoom,

Bahar Nikalo To Thanda Thanda Cool Cool.

Holy Water Trouble

One Day There Were Four Nuns In Line For Confessional.

The First Nun Said: “Forgive Me, Father, For I Have Sinned.”

Father Asked How?

She Said: “I Saw A Man’s Private Part.”

Father Told Her To Wash Her Eyes With Holy Water.

The Second Nun Comes In And Says: “Forgive Me, Father, For I Have Sinned.”

Father Asked How?

Nun Said: “I Touched A Man’s Private Parts.”

Father Told Her To Wash Her Hands In Holy Water.

Then He Heard The Third And Fourth Nun Fighting.

He Asked Why They Were Fighting.

The Fourth Nun Said, “I’m Not Going To Wash My Mouth In The Holy Water If She Is Going To Sit In It.“

Toot Gaya Khawab Bechare Ladke Ka

Boyfriend Girlfriend Sex Kar Rahe Thhe.

Ladka Bola: “Janu Ab Hume Shadi Kar Leni Chahiye”

Ladi Gusse Se Boli: “Madharchod, Tu Mazdoor Hai Mazduri Kar, Factory Ka Malik Ban Ne Ki Koshish Na Kar“

Bache To Aakhir Bachhe Hi Hai

Pappu Ne Aaj Tak Apni Gaand (Back) Nahi Dekhi Thhi.

Kisi Shararat Ki Vajah Se School Mein Teacher Ne Uski Back Pe Kafi Sare Dande Maare.

Rota Hua Bechara Ghar Aya Aur Socha Ki Sheeshe Mein Check Karta Hun

Sheeshe Mein Back Ko Dekh Kar Pappu Bola

Pappu: “Madhar Chod Harami Master Ne Itna Mara Ki 2 Tukde Hi Kar Diye“

Pappu Re, Kuch To Sharam Kar Le

Class Mein Teacher Ne Pappu Se Pucha

Teacher: “Transparent Word Ka Example Do”

Pappu: “Aapki Dress Mein Se Red Bra Dikh Rahi Hai”

Teacher Gusse Se: “You Bloody, Kuch To Sharam Kar”

Pappu Masumiyat Se: “Mam, Tabhi To Nahi Bola Ki Panty Bhi Fati Hui Hai.“

Aajke Mausam Ki Bavishyavaani

Aaj Ka Taapman 45 Degree Celcius Hai,

Kripya Aap Apni Chaddi Mein ICE (Burf) Dal Le,

Warna Dono Ande Omlette Hone Aur Mombatti Pighalne Ki Sambhavna Hai.

લીલા તેના પ્રેમી સાથે બેડરૂમ માં હતી, ત્યાં તેનો પતિ આવી ગયો. જલ્દી જલ્દી લીલા એ તેના પ્રેમી ના આખા શરીરે તેલ ચોપડી અને પાવડર છાંટી એક ખૂણા માં ઉભો રાખી દીધો. તેના પતિ એ તેને પૂછ્યું કે આ શું છે?
લીલા: કઈ ની, પુતળું છે. મારી બેનપણી એના બેડરૂમ માં રાખવા લાવી હતી, મને પણ ગમ્યું એટલે મેં પણ લઇ લીધું. તેના પતિ એ કઈ કહ્યું નહિ અને સુઈ ગયો. રાત્રે ૨ વાગે લીલા નો પતિ ઉઠી ને રસોડા માં ગયો અને સેન્ડવીચ અને દૂધ નો ગ્લાસ લઈને પુતળા પાસે ગયો અને બોલ્યો: લે ખાઈ લે, હું રેખા ના ઘરેપુતાલું બની ને આખો દિવસ ઉભો હતો, ભોસ્ડીના કોઈએ પાણી નું પણ ના પૂછ્યું.

Secrtry badi SEXY hai

Santa- Teri Secrtry badi SEXY hai...!!!
Banta- Ye robot hai...
Main Japan se laya tha...
Iska 1 BOOB dabao to dictation leti hai 2nd dabao to type karti hai...
Tu 1 din k liye le ja or dekh...
Next day santa called from hospital-Saale... tune ye nahi bataya k uski CHUT pencil SHARPNER hai..!!

Soojan Rehne Dena

Ek Aadmi Ke Lund Pe Madhu Makhi Ne Kaat Liya.
Apni Biwi Ko Lekar Doctor Ke Pass Gaya.
Biwi Ne Doctor Ko Side Mein Bualaya Aur
Boli Biwi: “Doctor Sahab, Keval Dard Ki Dava Dena, Soojan Rehne Dena“

ekvar ek sardar ek jangiya vada ni dukane gayo.......
SARDAR: bhai aa jangiya no su bhav 6e????
SHOPKEEPAR: 100 rupiya.....
SARDAR: (bijo jangiyo choos karine) aana ketla???
SHOPKEEPAR: 50 rupiya....
SARDAR AAVI RITE 2-3 VAR PU6E 6E......6ELLE EK 10 RUPIYA VADO JANGIYO LE 6E.....
SARDAR: aatlo mongo jangiyo lidho to kharo pn aani garranty su 6e?????
SHOPKEEPAR:(kantadi ne same ni building na terrace par lai jay 6e)bhosdina aani garranty e 6e ke chodya tu AA BUILDING UPAR THI NICHE JOIS TO TARI GAAND PHATSE PN AA JANGIYO NAI PHATE.......

machhar s A!DS hota h?

MASTER:Bachho bolo,kya machhar s A!DS hota h?
Golu:No sir
M:Very Good
Q nahi hota h?
Golu:machhar dank marta h,GAND nahi

Government’s New Slogan For Family Planning

Indian Government’s New Slogan For Family Planning:

Hum Do Hamare Do, Control Nahi Hota To Mooh Me Do

Santa Ne Ladki Ka Rape Kar Diya

Ek Ladki Roti Hui Police Station Ayi Aur Inspector Ko Boli

Ladki: “Kal Raat Ko Andhere Ka Fayda Utha Ke Santa Ne Mera Rape Kar Diya”

Inspector Hairan Hokar: “Madam Ek To Aap Bol Rahi Ho Ki Raat Thhi, Dusra Pure Mohalle Mein Aapko Sirf Santa Pe Hi Shak Kyu Hua?”

Ladki Rote Hue: “Kyunki, Mujhe Usko Batana Pada Thha Ki Kya Karna Hai Aur Kaisi Karna Hai“

Pathan Ji Ki Problem

Pathan Apni Biwi Se Ke Saath Sex Kar Raha Thha Aur Achanak Se Usko Bola

Pathan: “Tumhare Wo Gol Gol Kidher Hai Jo Ladkiyo Ke Hote Hai?”

Biwi Kalpate Hue: “Khan Saheb, Kabhi Mujhe Seedha Litaya Ho To Nazar Aay Na“

Use Of MangalaSutra & Condom

Baba Saxidas Se Unki Ek Nayi Bani Cheli Ne Puchha

Cheli: “Baba Ji, Ye Manglasutra Ka Kya Use Hai?”

Baba Ji: “Ye License Hai Kamasutra Ko Bina Condom Ke Enjoy Karne Ka”

Cheli: “Wahh Ye To Pata Hi Nahi Thha, Aur Fir Ye Condom Ka Kya Use Hai?”

Baba Ji: “Ye Ek License Hai Kamasutra To Bina Manglasutra Ke Enjoy Karne Ka.“

Mast Kalpana Ek Shayar Ki

29 Ko Vo Naraz Thi,

30 Ko Yaaro Baarat Thi,

1 Ko Mast Suhagraat Thi

2 Ko Pyar Ki Barsaat Thi.

Aankh Khuli To Pata Chala Sapno Ki Kali Raat Thi.

Hath Mein Apna Lund Aur Chaddi Daagdar Thi.

Bachho, Nakal Marna Buri Baat Hai

Teacher Ne Class Mein Bachho Ko Hips Par Essay Likhne Ko Kaha

Pappu Ne Moka Dekh Kar Apni Pant Khol Li Aur Mud Kar Hips Ko Dekhne Lag Gaya

Use Esa Karta Dekh Kar Golu Zor Se Chilla Kar Bola

Golu: “Mam, Dekho Pappu Ne Guide Khol Rakhi Hai“

Mirza Galib Ki Shayari Suhagrat Par

Jaisa Ki Aap Sab Jaanate Ho Ki Mirza Galib Ne Har Baat Par Sher Kaha,

Shadi Hui To Sher Kaha,

Ghunghat Uthaya To Sher Kaha,

Kapde Utarein To Sher Kaha,

Phir Jab Tangein Uthaain To Bole.

“Le Aayi Phir Kahaan Par Kismat Humain Kahan Se, Ye To Wohi Jagah Hai Nikley They Hum Jahan Se“

India Ke Bachho Lage Raho

Baba Saxidas Ke Parvachan Mein Se Sune Gaye Kuch Ansh.

Do Cheeze Hai Jisne Indian Ki Young Generation Mein Josh Aur Utsaah Bhar Diya Hai.

IPL (Indian Premier League) Ne Ladko Mein,

Aur I-Pill Ne Ladkiyo Mein

Different Route

Two Sperms Talking On Mobile,

1st: “I Am Between Fallopian Tube & Uterus, Are You Close By?”

2nd: “No Dude, I Am On A Different Route, Just Crossed The Tonsils“

Bechare Jinn Logo Ki Bhi Kya Zindagi Hai

Ek Baar Ek Jinn Ka Mood Bana Ki Aaj Chal Ke Sharab Pee Jaye.

Par Vo Janta Thha Ki Jinn Ke Roop Mein Gaya To Sab Dar Ke Baag Jayenge.

To Usne Socha Ki Insaan Ke Roop Mein Kisi Beer Bar Mein Jaa Ke Pee Leta Hun.

Bar Mein Gaya Aur Ja Ke 12 Glass Whisky Pee Li.

Bar Keeper Ne Ye Dekha To Bada Hairan Hua Aur Us Se Pucha.

Bar Keeper: “Arrey Bhai Tere Ko Chadti Nahi Kya?”

Jinn: “Abey, Main Jinn Hun”

Bar Keeper: “Lo Chadd Gayi Bahan Ke Lode Ko“

Budape Mein Sex Karne Ka Bhadiya Tarika

Ek Baar Ek Pote Ne Apne Dada Se Puchha

Pota: “Dada Ji Kya Aap Abhi Bhi Dadhi Ji Ke Sath Sex Karte Ho?”

Dada: “Haan Beta”

Pota Hairan Hoke: “Arrey Is Umar Mein, Vo Kaisi?”

Dada: “Main Use Bolta Hun Fuck You, Aur Vo Aage Se Jawab De Deti Hai Fuck You Too?“

Bahut Badi Problem Ka Chota Sa Hal

India Mein Ek Common Problem

Pati: “Janu Aao Sex Karte Hai”

Wife: “Nahi Yaar Aaj Nahi, Aaj Mera Upwas Hai”

Bechara Pati  .. ??? :-(

Par Gabraye Nahi Ab Ese Dino Ke Liye Hajir Hai

Manforce Ka Sabudana Flavour Condom.

Ab Upwas Ko Bhi Karo Khaas, Aa Jao Pass Pass

Baap Re, Kya Gaali Hai

Pappu Ka Ab School Time Pura Ho Chuka Thha Aur Ab Uska College Mein Admission Ho Gaya Thha

Ab Jaisi Aap Logo Ko Pata Hai Ki College Mein Ragging Aam Baat Hai

Ese Hi Senior Students Ne Usko Bulaya Aur Kaha

Senior Students: “Chal Be, Koi Esi Gaali Deke Dikha, Jo Na Kabhi Kisi Ne Suni Ho Aur Na Hi Kisi Ne Kisiko Di Ho”

Pappu: “Hum Sab Juniors Ka Lund Ek Jhopde Me Aur Jhopda Ap Ki Maa Ke Bhoosde Me“

Wah Re Kya Rishta Hai

Friends Aaj Main Aapko Ek Real Chota Sa Par Pyara Sa Kissa Sunata Hun

Hamara Ek Dost Hua Karta Thha Surya Pratap Singh, Bechara Sari Zindagi Ladkiyo Ke Chakkar Kaat Ta Raha Par Kisi Se Bhi Setting Na Ho Payi

Atlast, Kisi Tarha Se Gharwalo Ne Koshish Kar Ek Gaanv Ki Ladki Se Uska Rishta Tay Kar Diya.

Shadi Hui Hum Logo Ne Enjoy Kiya, Aur Wo Suhagrat Manane Chala Gaya

Agle Din Hum Freinds Ne Pucha: “Bhai Fir Kaisi Rahi Fir Teri Suhagrat?”

To Bechara Rote Hue Bola: “Yaar Kuch Bhi Ho Jaye Par Gaanv Ki Ladki Se Shadi Mat Karna”

Humlogo Ne Hairan Hoke Puchha: “Kyu Be Kya Hua? Esa Kyu Kah Raha Hai, Gaanv Ki Ladkiya To Bechari Badi Bholi Hoti Hai”

Rote Hue Bola: “Haan Yaar Thik Bole, Tabhi Mujhe Rat Ko Bolti Hai, Ji Ye Meri Pahli Suhagrat Hai, Agar Koi Galti Ho Jaye, To Mujhe Apni Choti Bahan Samajh Ke Maaf Kar Dena“

Paisi Dene Ka Bhadiya Aur Asaan Tarika

Sweet Conversation Between A Girl And A Shopkeeper

Girl: “Is Dress Ka Kya Price Hai?”

Shopkeeper: “Sirf 5 Kiss”

Girl: “Aur Us Wali Jeans Ka?”

Shopkeeper: “n”

Girl: “Aisa Karo, Dono Dress Pack Kar Do, Bill Daadi Ji Dengi“

Mard Aur Aurat Ka Rishta

Kya Kehna Mard Aur Aurat Ke Rishte Ka

Bada Hi Ajeeb Hota Hai Yeh Rishta

“Dur Ho To Lambi Judai”

Aur..

“Paas Ho To Lambi Chudai“.

Bus Driver Se Shadi Karne Ka Nuksan

Ek Ladki Ki Bus Driver Se Shaadi Hui

Dusre Din Jab Ladki Suhagraat Manna Se Room Ke Bahar Aayi To Uski Saheli Ne Poocha

Saheli: “Kyu, Raat Bhar Jija Ji Ne Tumahri Bahut Mari Jo Tum Itna Akad Ke Chal Rahi Ho”

Ladki: “Nahi Yaar, Wo Gandu To Bus Ki Brake Samajh Kar Raat Bhar Choot Pe Laat Marta Raha“

Bechari Dukhi Aurat Ki Dukhi Kahani

Mrs. Rose Mary Ne Mr. Lelay Se Divorce Liya

Kyunki Bechari Pareshan Aa Gayi Thhi Apna Naam Batate Hue, Rose Marry Leley

But Us Bechari Ka Bad Luck Dekho, Uski Fir Se Shadi Hui Par Is Baat Mr. Marlo Ke Saath

Ab Batao Dosto Usko Kya Karna Chahiye?

Isse Kahte Hai Baaja Bajjna

Ek Call Girl Ki Ek Friend Thhi Jo Car Showroom Mein Sales Girl Thhi.

Ek Din Vo Usko Milne Gayi To Uski Friend Usko Boli

Sales Girl: “Aaj Agar Car Nahi Biki To Mera Baaja Bajj Jayega”

Call Girl Udas Mood Se Boli: “Aur Agar Aaj Mera Baaja Nahi Baja To Meri Car Bikk Jayegi“

Baba Saxidas Ka Young Generation Ko Ek Message

Baba Saxidas Ka Young Generation Ko Ek Message

Agar Aap Logo Ka Jyada Mutth Marne Ki Wajah Se

Lund Tedha Ho Gaya Hai To Gabhrane Ki Jarurat Nahi Hai

Aap Logo Ne Choot Hi To Maarni Hai, Konsa Snooker (Billiard) Khelna Hai

Viagra Or Government Office Mein Similarity

Pappu Ne Apne Dost Golu Se Puchha

Pappu: “Oye! Viagra Or Government Office Mein Kya Similarity Hai?”

Golu: “Mujhe Nahi Pata.”

Pappu: “Dono 5 Minute Ke Kaam Ke Liye 1 Ghanta Khade Rakhte Hain.“

Santa Pregnant Ho Gaya

Santa Doctor Ke Paas Gaya

Doctor: “Arrey Waah, Tum Duniya Ke Pehle Aadmi Ho Jo Pregnent Ho”

Santa Rote Hue: “Hey Bhagwan! Main Logo Ko Kya Munh Dikhaunga? Meri To Abhi Shadi Bhi Nahi Hu.“

Humara Pyaara Teesra Dost

Ladka Apni Girlfriend Ke Ghar Ke Bahar Khada Thha

Aur Dono Sexy Baatein Kar Rahe Thhe

Ladke Ka Mood Ban Gaya Aur Uski Pant Mein Halchal Honi Shuru Ho Gayi

Bade Pyar Se Apni Girlfriend Ko Bola

Ladka: “Janu, Ander Chale, Hum Teeno Dost Kab Tak Ese Bahar Khade Rahenge“

Ise Kahte Hai Yaad Rakhna

Ek Ladki Ka Ek Boy Friend Thha, Par Kisi Vajah Se Un Dono Ki Shadi Possible Na Ho Saki

To Ladki Ke Ghar Walo Ne Uski Shadi Kahi Aur Fix Kar Di

Ladki Shadi Se Ek Din Pahle Apne Lover Ke Pass Gayi Aur Aate Waqt Uske Kaan Mein Boli

Ladki: “Jaan, Kam Se Kam Mujhe Muthho Mein To Yaad Rakhna“

3 Fuckers Movie Song

New Song For The Movie ’3 Fuckers’

Saari Umar Hum Muth Mar Ke Jiliye

Ab To Hume Chodne Do-Chodne Do

Give Me The Condom

Give Me Some Place

Give Me Another Chance

I Wanna Fuck Her Once Again

Ise Kahte Hai Genuine Ullu Ka Pattha

A 16 Year Old Boy Went To Drop An Unknown Aunty Ji To Her Home…….

Aunty: “Beta, Raat Bahut Ho Gai Hai, Yahi So Jao, ‘Bittu‘ Ke Room Me”

Boy: “Nahi Aunty Ji, Mai Guest Room Mein So Jaunga”

Next Day A Beautiful Girl Comes With A Cup Of Milk…….

Boy: “Aap Kaun?”

Girl: “Ji, Main ‘Bittu‘ Or Aap?”

Boy: “Main, Ullu Ka Pattha..!!“