Wah Kya Chest Hai Yaar

Ek Baar Santa Shirt Utaar Ke Balcony Mein Khada Tha.
Santa Ke padosi ne ye dekha aur uski tariff karte hue bola.
Padosi: “Wah Santa Ji, Kya Chest Hai?”
Santa Khush Hote Hue: “Arrey Ye To Kuch Bhi Nahi, Apni Bhabi Ki Dekhega To Pagal Ho Jayega“

Yeh Ladki To Vakiye Hi Pujniye Hai

Ek Ladke Aur Ladki Ka Bade Time Se Affair Chal Raha Thha,
Ek Din Dono Bethe Apni Shadi Ke Bare Mein Baat Kar Rahe Thhe, Jismein Kuch Problems Aa Rahi Thhi.
Ladki: “Kya Tum Mujhe Apni Familly Se Bhi Jyada Pyar Kar Sakte Ho?”
Ladka: “Nahi”
Ladki Hairan Hoke: “Par Kyu?”
Ladke Ne Use Bade Pyar Se Smjahte Hue Kaha.

“Jab Main Chhota Thha, Chalna Shuru Kiya Thha To Gir Jata Thha, Tab Mujhe Uthane Ke Liye Tum Nahi Meri Mom Hoti Thi”

“Jab Main Bahar Jata Thha, To Meri Ungli Pakadne Wale Mere Dad Thhe, Tum Nahi.”

“Jab Main Bachpan Mein Rota Thha, To Tum Mujhe Toys (Khillone) Nahi Deti Thhi, Mere Bhai Aur Bahan Dete Thhe”

“Meri Familly Duniya Ki Har Cheez Se Jyada Keemti Hai Mere Liye”

Ladki Gusse Se: “Bhonsdi Ke Yaad Rakhiyo, Jab Tera Lund Utha Thha, To Chudwane Ke Liye Sirf Main Hi Aayi Thhi, Woh Nahi“

Something Fell Down????

Teacher Was Busy In Teaching, Suddenly Something Fell Down.
Bachha: “Mam, Your Duster Fell Down.”
Teacher: “Ooopps Sorry, Its My Whisper“

Haye Mera Deewanapan, Sex Ke Liye

Dosto Aapko Yaad Hoga Ki Kuch Time Pahle Jai Aur Niraj Nam Ke 2 Gay Logo Ko Police Wale Ne Pakad Liya Thha.

Jai Ko Police Wale Ne Kisi Bat Par Gussse Mein Aakar Charge Laga Kar Jail Mein Band Kar Diya,
Jaha Uske Sath Ek Hi Kothi Mein Ek Rapist Aur Ek (Psycho) Sex Ka Pagal Banda Bhi Thhe.
Rapist Ne Psycho Ko Bola: “Agar Mujhe Yaha Billi Bhi Mil Jaye To Main Uski Itni Buri Tarha Se Gand Marunga Ki Vo Mar Jaye.”

Psycho Ye Sun Kar Bola: “Aur Jab Vo Billi Mar Jayegi To Main Uski Tab Tak Gand Marta Rahunga Jab Tak Main Khud Nahi Mar Jaata”

Kone Mein Khada Jai Ye Sab Sun Raha Tha, Dheere Se Bola: “Meaow“

Please Extend My Leave

An Army Man Got Married. First Night His Wife Had Periods.
He Writes Letter To Headquarter: “Red Alert On Front Line, Please Extend My Leave”
Pathan Major Replied: “Don’t Worry, Attack From Back Side And Report Soon.“

Please Insurance Kar Dijiye Na

Rakhi Sawant Goes To Insurance Company.
Rakhi Sanwat: “Mujhe Meri Choot Ka Insurance Karwana Hai?”
Agent: “Sorry Mam, Hum Public Property Ka Insurance Nahi Karte.“

Condom Use Karne Se Enjoyment Mein Koi Farak Nahi Padta

Teacher Sex Education Ke Period Mein Bachho Ko Samjha Raha Thha.
Teacher: “Sex Ke Time Condom Use Karne Se Safety Rahti Hai Aur Enjoyment Mein Fark Nahi Padta.”
Ek Ladki Jisne Pahle Sex Kiya Hua Thha, Ye Sun Kar Boli.
Ladki: “Mam, Polytheen Mein Rasgulla Daal Ke Chooso, Pata Chal Jayega Ki Farak Padta Hai Ya Nahi?“

Sale, Tujhe Biklul Bhi Sharam Nahi Hai?

Ek Bar Ek Banda Ek Callgirl Ke Sath Sex Kar Raha Tha.
Aadmi Ka Lund Uski Choot Mein Nahi Ja Raha Thha, Toh Usne Uski Choot Pe Thuk Diya.
Callgirl Ne Zor Se Usko Thappad Mara Aur Gusse Mein Boli.
Callgirl: “Bhonsdi Ke, Rozi Roti Pe Thukta Hai, Sharam Nahi Aati?“

Lage Raho Balko Lage Raho

Aaj Ki Young Generation Ki Sex Ke Prati Uttsukta Ko Dekh Kar Baba Saxidas Ji Ne Kaha Hai.

Jawani Mein Ladke Aur Ladkiyo Ki Halat Ek Jaisi Hoti Hai.

Raat Ko Jab Neend Nahi Aati To Ladko Ke Hath Mein Lulli,

Aur Ladkiyo Ke Hath Mein Mulli Hoti Hai… Lage Rahi Bhakto

This is Called Olympic Sex

Wife: “My Hubby & I Have, What He Calls-Olympic Sex.”

Friend: “Wowww, Must Be A Terrific Sex Life?”

Wife: “Not Really, It Only Happens Once In 4 Years“

Pyaar Ki Nishani Isse Kahte Hai

Ek Dost Apne Dusre Dost Ke Bete Ki Birthday Party Pe Gaya Aur Uss Se Puchha.

Dost: “Yaar Tune Ape Bete Ka Naam Nirodh Kumar Kyu Rakha Hai?”

Dusra Dost: “Yaar Main Apni Wife Ke Sath Sex Kar Raha Tha, Condom Slipp Hoke Ander Chala Gaya, Aur Uski Wajah Se Ye Hua, Isliye“

A Man & A Cockroach

A Man & Cockroach Were Talking.

Man: “I Have Penis That Three Time Longer Than Your Whole Body”

Cockroach: “And Yet I Make Yor Wife Scream Louder Than You Can“

Berojgari Akhir Kyu?

Ustad Chodumal Khan Sahab Ne Aajkal Ki Berojgari Par Ek Sher Arz Kiya,
Jise Vakiye Mein Hum Sab Ko Shayad Samajh Aa Jaye Ki Berojgaari Kyu Hai?
Jidhar Dekho Sabhi Choot Ke Deewane Baithe Hai,
Hajaaro Mar Gaye Par Lakho Aur Taiyar Baithe Hai,
Sale Ek Choot Ke Piche Sab Kuch Apna Luta Dete Hai,
Aur Duniya Ko Kahte Hai Ki Hum Berojgaar Bethe Hai.

Family Planning Ka Best Tarika

Ek Aadmi Familly Planing Ke Liye Doctor Ke Clinic Pe Gaya.
Clinic Ke Bahar Ek Board Laga Thha Jispar Likha Thha
“Family Planning Ke Liye Kripya Piche Ka Rasta Istamal Kare”
Ye Padd Kar Vo Aadmi Ghar Aa Gaya Aur Vakiye Hi Ab Sab Kuch Control Mein Hai

Pathan Sahab Ki Khane Ki Choice

Pathan Ki Nayi Nayi Shadi Hui, Agle Din Patni Ne Rat Ko Dinner Par Pathan Ko Bola.
Patni: “Bakri Ki Zubaan Pakayi Hai Khao Ji”
Pathan: “Main Munh Se Nikli Hui Cheez Nahi Khata”
Patni: “To Phir Anda Bana Du?“

Yaar Itna To Pata Hi Hona Chahiye Na

Santa Ki Na Jane Kitni Shadiya Ho Chuki Thhi Aur Kitne Talak.
Par Har Bar Vo Koi Na Koi Ladki Dhund Hi Leta Tha Shadi Karne Ko.
Ese Hi Shadi Ke Bad Suhagrat Ko Santa Ki Biwi Ne Mood Mein Aake ,
Pahle Apni Kameej Utari, Fir Apni Salwar Aur Santa Ki Taraf Sexy Najar Utha Ke Boli
Biwi: “Jaanu, Tumhe Pata Hai Na Ab Kya Karna Hai?”
Santa Darte Hue: “Nahi Nahi, Jo Bhi Ho Jaye Par Main Itni Rat Ko Kapde Saaf Nahi Karunga“

Tharki Buddho Ki Bhi Kya Bat Hai

Jaisa Ki Aap Sab Jante Hai Ki Budhe Log Jinke Pass Paisa Jyada Ho Hadd Se Jyada Tharki Hote Hai

Ese Hi Ek Bahut Bade Seth Karorimal Ko Ek Ladki Pasand Aa Jati Hai Aur Vo Usk Offer Karta Hai

Seth: “Agar Tum Mere Saath Sona Pasand Karogi To Mein Tumhe 5000 Rupye Dunga”

Ladki Bhi Chalu Item Thhi Boli: “Theek Hai Seth Ji, Lekin Agar Aapne Mujhe Sone Na Diya To Main 5000 Aur Lungi“

Sayane Pati Ki Sayani Soch

Ek Ladke Ki Shadi Hui, Suhagrat Pe Usne Apni Patni Ki Gand Mari Aur Chut Ko Hath Bhi Nahi Lagaya.

Agle Din Phir Esa Kiya, Aur Ese Hi Lagatar Hafta Bhar Esa Karta Aur So Jata.

Biwi Ne Socha Ki Mera Pati Shayad Bevkoof Hai, Isko Kuch Aata Nahi, Vo Rat Ko Boli.

Biwi: “Suno Ji, Aap Piche Nahi Aage Dala Karo, Nahi To Hamare Bachhe Nahi Honge“.

Pati: “Mujhe Malum Hai Janu, Par Main Pura Businessman Hun, Tumhari Piche Wali Dukan Ko Roj Khulne Ki Adat Dal Raha Tha, Kyunki Aage Wali Dukan Mahiney Mein Paanch Din Band Rahti Hai“

Ladkiya Taadne Ka Best Tarika

Santa Roj Ek Doctor Ke Clinic Ke Bahar Khada Ho Ke Ladkiya Dekha Karta Thha.

Doctor Is Baat Se Bahut Pareshan Ho Gaya Thha, Aur Logo Ne Shikayat Karna Bhi Shuru Kar Diya.

Ek Din Doctor Santa Ke Pass Gaya Aur 5 6 Thapar Laga Ke Bola.

Doctor: “Bhonsdi Ke, Tujhe Koi Sharam Haya Hai Ya Nahi, Yaha Khada Ho Ke Roj Aati Jati Ladkiyo Ko Dekhta Hai”

Santa Rote Hue: “Sale Kameene, Khud Hi To Tune Board Laga Rakha Hai Ki Aurto Ko Dekhne Ka Time 9AM – 1PM“

Mahngayi Aur Girlfriend Ke Nakhre

College Time Mein Hamara Ek Friend Hua Karta Thha Jay.

Ek Din Apni Girlfriend Ke Sath Uska Mood Bana Date Pe Jane Ka.

Girlfriend Ne Farmaish Ki, Mere Ko 5 Star Hotel Mein Le Jao.

Ab Bechara Jay Na To Kar Nahi Sakta Thha, So Le Gaya 5 Star Hotel Mein.

Vaha Jaakar Girlfriend Ne Costly Items Order Kar Di.

Jay Vese Hi Ander Se Jala Bhuna Betha Thha, Ye Dekh Kar Bola.

Jay: “Maa Ke Ghar Par Bhi Itni Mahngi Items Khati Ho Kya?”

Girlfriend Ne Bade Pyar Se Jawab Diya: “Nahi, Par Maa Dinner Ke Baad Meri Gaand Bhi To Nahi Maarti Na“

Lene Se Akhir Inkaar Kisko Hai

Pappu Ab Jawan Ho Gaya Thha, Aakhir Santa Se Ladd Jhagad Kar Usne Bike Le Hi Li.

Ab Vo Roz Ladkiyo Ki Gedi Kaata Karta Tha Aur Maje Liya Karta Thha.

Ek Din Ek Ladki Sadak Pe Paidal Jaa Rahi Thhi Pappu Uske Pass Se Tez Bike Chalata Hua Nikla.

Ladki Darr Gayi Aur Use Dekh Kar Chillayi: “Oye Marega Kya?”

Pappu Ne Bike Roki Aur Mud Kar Bola.

Pappu: “Filhal Mood To Nahi Hai, Par Agar Degi To Maar Hi Lunga“