Why Sperrm Donation Is More Expensive Than Blood Donation?

In A Period Of Sex Education, Teacher Asks.

Teacher: “Why Sperrm Donation Is More Expensive Than Blood Donation?”

Pappu: “Mam Simple, Because Hand-Made Things Are Always Costly“

Janu, Dekho Mein Kya Leke Aaya Hu

Husband Apne Hath Mein Ek Lifafa Leke Aya Aur Biwi Se Bola.

Husband: “Begam, Dekho Aaj Main Tumhare Liye Kya Laya Hun?”

Wife: “Kyaa Laye?”

Husband: “Kelay, Kheeray, Gaajar, Touri Aur Mooli Le Kar Aaya Hoon”

Wife: “Kyun, Aap Kuchh Din Ke Liye Kahin Bahar Jaa Rahe Hain Kyaa?“

Agla Janam Kisne Dekha Hai?

Class Mein Teacher Bachho Se Puch Rahi Thi Ki Agle Janam Mein Tum Log Kya Bann Na Chahoge.

Teacher Ne Ek Ladki Ko Uthaya Aur Puchha.

Teacher: “Tum Agley Janam Mein Kya Bann Na Chahogi?”

Ladki: “Agley Janam Main, Chand Bann Na Chahti Hun.”

Sath Mein Pappu Betha Thha Ye Sun Ke Fatafatt Se Bola.

Pappu: “Aur Main, Chand Pe Chadhne Wala Pehla Inssan“

Dekha Hai Esa Jhagda Pahle Kabhi?

Ek Baar Santa Or Uski Wife Mein Jhagda Ho Gaya.

Santa Apni Wife Se Jhagda Karte Hue Gusse Se Bola.

Santa: “Mera Dil Chahta Hai, Ke Mein Tera Khoon Pee Jao.”

Wife: “Toh Pehle Batana Tha Na, Ab To Periods Bhi Khatam Ho Gaye Hai.“

Bechari Maa, Sharam Se Pani Pani To Hona Hi Thha

Ek Aurat Ki Teen Ladkiya Thhi Aur Teeno Ki Ek Hi Din Shadi Hui.

Maa Ne Ladkiyo Ko Kaha Ki Tum Mujhe SMS Kar Dena Ki Kahan Ho Aur Honeymoon Kesa Chal Raha Hai.

Kuch Din Baad Pehli Ladki Ka SMS Aya: “Nescafe”

Maa Ko Samajh Na Aya Ki Iska Kya Matlab Hai.. Sham Ko Vo Tv Dekh Rahi Thi To Uspar Ad Aa Rahi Thhi.

Nescafe – Good Till The Last Drop. Maa Khush Ho Gayi

Doosri Beti Ka SMS Aya: “Benson & Hedges”

Maa Ne Fir Tv Dekha Usmein Iska Slogan Thha: “King Size , Extra Long.”

Teesri Ladki Ka SMS Aya: “British Airways”

Maa Confuse Hui Par Fir Usne Tv Mein Ad Dekhi: “3 Times Daily, 7 Days A Week, Both Ways.”

Bechari Maa Sharam Se Paani Paani Ho Gayi

A Sexy Woman Is Like A Dirty 1000 Rupee Note

William Sexfears 2011 Latest Quote On Sexy Women

A Sexy Woman Is Like A Dirty 1000 Rupee Note, You Don’t Know How Many Have Handled It But You Still Want To Have It.

Notice In A Library

Notice In A Library -  Warning, While Reading Books On Sex, Please Hold The Book With Both Hands

Tharki Aadmi, Aaj To Bechari Ko Chhod De

Aadmi Ko Tharak Chaddi Hui Thhi,

Usne Aav Dekha Na Taav Sidha Bed Pe Jump Mari Aur Patni Ko Lita Liya

Wife: “Suno Mere Ko Fever Hai”

Aadmi: “Mujhe Pata Hai Janu, Isliye Mene Lund Ke Tope Pe Crocin Laga Li Hai, Bas Apna Muh Kholo Aur Injection Ki Tarha Isko Ander Le Lo“

Ye Bhi Kuch Nahi Hai

Maa, Baap Aur Ek Chota Bachha Ek Din Market Se Shopping Karke Vapis Aa Rahe Thhe.

Raste Mein Ek Gadha Apna Lund Latkaye Khada Thha.

Bachhe Ne Usko Dekha Aur Pucha: “Mummy Mummy, Ye Kya Hai?”

Maa: “Kuch Nahi Hai Beta”

Sath Mein Baap Khada Thha, Sun Ke Bola.

Baap: “Dekha, Teri Maan Ke Liye To Ye Bhi Kuch Nahi Hai“

Example of E-Fuck

This Is Modern Era, No One Has Time

Girls Put Their Mobile In Vagina On Vibrator Mode.

And Ask Boyfriend To Call, This Is E-Fuck.

But If Others Call Then Its E-Rape