Lund Agar Aur Khubsurat Hota To Kya Hota?

Ek Ladki Bhagwan Se Prathna Kar Rahi Thhi Aur Mang Rahi Thhi.

Ladki: “Hey Bhagwan! Please Ladko Ka Lund Thoda Khubsoorat Banado”

Bhagwan Ji Parkat Hue Aru Gusse Se Bole.

Bhagwan Ji: “Itna Ganda Banane Par To Chooss Leti Ho, Achha Banane Par Toh Kha Hi Jaogi“

Esi Baatein Bhoolni Nahi Chahiye

Girlfriend & Boyfriend Hotel Mein Sex Karne Ke Liye Gaye

Jaisi Hi Vaha Jake Ladki Ne Jeans Utari To Panty Mein Se Hariyali Najar Aayi

Ladke Ne Gabrate Hue Puchha: “Abe Ye Kya Hai??”

Ladki Sharmate Hue: “Oh Shittt, Raat Ko Mooli Nikalana Hi Bhool Gayi“

Bachhe Ka Naam Kya Hoga

Sex Ke Waqt Ladki Apni Tange Faila Ke Boyfriend Se Puchti Hai.

Ladki: “Hamare Bache Ka Naam Kya Hoga?”

Ladka Condom Pehan Ke Bola: “Iske Baad Bhi Ho Gaya To Jaadu Rakhenge“

Chinki Ka Idea, What An Idea Sir Ji

Chinki Ne Apne Boyfriend Ko Gusse Mein Aake SMS Kiya

Balance Nahi Hai? Ek Bhi SMS Nahi Kar Rahe Ho? Nasbandi Karva Lo, Sarkar 1200/-Degi.

Fir Balance Dal Lena Aur Khub Message Karna

What An Idea Sir Ji

Paagal To Pagal Hi Rahte Hai

Pankaj Naam Ka Ek Pagal Roj Kahta Thha

“Gulel Banaunga Panchhi Ko Maruga”

Ghar Walo Ne Tang Aakar Usko Pagalkhane Bhej Diya.

5 Mahine Treatment Ke Bad Ghar Walo Ne Socha Ki Jake Dekhte Hai Ki Usko Farak Pada Ya Nahi.

Dr. Ne Us Se Pucha: “Ab Kya Karoge?”

Pagal: “Shadi”

Docto: “Phir?”

Pagal: “Suhagraat”

Docto: “Phir?”

Pagal: “Uski Sari Utaruga”

Docto: “Phir?”

Pagal: “Blouse”

Docto: “Oho ! Phir?”

Pagal: “Bra Utaruga”

Docto: “My God, Phir?”

Pagal: “Phir Kya! Bra Ke Elastic Se Gule Banaunga Aur Panchhi Ko Maruga“

Bechari Biwi, Pareshani To Hogi Hi

Gandhi Ki Patni Jab No Saal Mein Novi Baar Pregnant Hui To Vo Nehru Ke Pass Gayi Aur Boli

Biwi: “Bhai Sahab Inhe Zara Samjhaiye Ki Kam Se Kam Condom To Suti Kapde Ka Na Pehne“

Fir Waha Jana Kya Karne Hai?

Ladke Ne Apni Nayi Bani Girlfriend Ko Bade Pyar Se Kaha

Boy: “Cinema Chale?”

Girl: “Nahi, Wahaan Tum Chuchi Dabaoge?”

Boy: “Nahi Yaar”

Girl: “Kiss Kroge?”

Boy: “Bilkul Bhi Nahi”

Girl: “Chut Pe Haath Lagaoge?”

Boy: “Na Baba Na”

Girl: “Bhosdi Ke Fir Waha Kya Aapni Maa Chudwane Jayega“

Pappu Ki Kasam, Wah Bhai Wah

Pappu Ki Ladkio Se Pange Lene Ki Adat Se Sab Dukhi The Aur Roj Usko Galiya Padti Thhi.

To Uske Principal Ne Kaha Ki Aaj Tujhe Bhagwan Ke Aage Kasam Khani Hogi Ki Ladkiyo Ko Tang Nahi Karunga.

Principal Usko School Ke Ander Bane Mandir Mein Le Gaya Aur Bola.

Principal: “Chal Ab Bhagwan Ke Aage Kasam Kha”

Pappu Bhi Harami Thha, Dimag Mein Idea Aya Aur Bola

Pappu: “Main Kasam Khata Hun Ki Aaj Ke Bad Har Ladki Ko Apni Maa Samjhunga”

Aur Ye Bol Ke Dheere Se Bola, Jo Principal Sun Na Saka.

Apne Hone Wale Bachho Ki

Grahako Ke Sath Naainsafi

Cream Ki Advertisement Mein Face Dikhaya.

Soap Ki Advertisement Mein Haath Dikhaye.

Shampoo Ki Advertisement Mein Baal Dikhaye.

Par Whisper Ki Advertisement Mein Kuch Nahi Dikhaya

Kyu? Kyu? Kyu?

Jaago Grahko Jaago Ye Aap Logo Ke Sath Nainsaafi Hai

Bachho Kabhi Hausla Mat Haarna

Teacher Class Mein Bacho Ka Hausla Bhadane Ke Liye Samjha Rahi Thhi

Teacher: “Agar Irada Sacha Ho To Har Sapna Pura Ho Jata Hai”

Pappu: “Madam Ji Ye Baat Juth Hai”

Teacher Hairani Se: “Kyu Pappu, Esa Kyu Bola Tumne?”

Pappu: “Agar Ye Bat Sach Hoti To Ab Tak Aap Mere 2 Bachho Ki Maa Ban Gayi Hoti“

College Mein Ek Gunde Type Ke Ladke Ne Nayi Ayi Chinki Ko Patane Ki Koshish Ki.

College Mein Ek Gunde Type Ke Ladke Ne Nayi Ayi Chinki Ko Patane Ki Koshish Ki.

Par Bahut Si Koshisho Ke Bad Bhi Uski Ek Na Chali To Usko Gussa Aya Aur Chinki Ki Beizzti Karne Ki Sochi.

Ek Din Apne Dosto Ke Sath Khada Hua Tha Aur Chini Friends Ke Sath Ja Rahi Thhi, Dekh Kar Bola.

Ladka: “Bus, Train Aur Ladki Ke Piche Nahi Bhagna Chahiye, Sali Ek Jati Hai Dusri Aa Jati Hai”

Chinki: “Auto, Rikhsaw Aur Ladko Ka Ek Hi Haal Hai, Ek Ko Bulao Harami 4 4 Aa Jate Hai“

Jaisi Ko Taisa

Aap Santa Aur Uske Bete Pappu Ko To Bahut Ache Tarha Se Jante Ho.

Par Pappu Ki Ek Bahan Bhi Hai Jo Usi Ki Tarha Hoshiya Hai Aur Chalak Bhi

Santa Ne Jitna Apna Naam Duboya Hai Ye Bache Usko Utha Hi Uthane Ki Koshish Kar Rahe Hai

To Aayiye Milte Hai Santa Ki Beti Aur Pappu Ki Bahan Chinki Se.

Jai Ho Baba Ramdev

Ek Chotta Bacha Jiska Nam Rahul Thha Apna Angutha Bada Chusta Tha, Aur Uski Ye Adat Nahi Ja Rahi Thhi.

Padosi Ne Uske Daddy Ko Bataya Ki Isko Rabdev Baba Ji Ke Pass Bhej Do Thik Ho Jaygea.

Ab Vahan Se Ane Ke Baad Vo Bachha Apni Lulli Bhi Choos Leta Hai

Ise Kahte Hai, Jo Na Kara Sake Kamdev, Vo Karaye Baba Ramdev

Unseen Sholay Film Dialog

Sholay Film Ka Sensor Board Ke Dwara Kaata Gaya Ek Scene

Gabbar Basanti Ko Nacha Raha Tha, Sath Mein Sharab Bhi Pee Raha Tha

Sharab Ka Nasha Aur Basanti Ka Husn Dekh Kar Uspe Tharak Chadd Gayi

Aur Udhar Basanti Bhi Bechari Nach Nach Ke Tang Aa Gayi Thhi

Gabbar Nashe Mein: “Apni Choot Tu Mujhe De De Basanti”

Basanti: “Bhonsdi Ke Chutiya Gabbar, Jab Se Mujhe Utha Ke Laya Hai Ab Tak 2 Baar Le Chuka Hota, Ese Hi Meri Nacha Nacha Ke Gaand Le Rakhi Hai“

Why You Cant See A Girl’s Heart

Ek Baar Sawami Lunnachary Apne Videshi Bhakto Se Apni Jawaani Ki Yaaade Share Kar Rahe The.

Lunnacharya: “She Saw My Face, But Forgot To Look Into My Heart”

“I Tried Looking Into Her Heart, But I Couldn’t See It B’coz.

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Her Boobs Were Just Awesome !!!

Lund Ka Sawad

Ek Aadmi Ke Lund Pe Madhu Makhi Ne Kaat Liya.

Apni Biwi Ko Lekar Doctor Ke Pass Gaya.

Biwi Ne Doctor Ko Side Mein Bualaya Aur Boli

Biwi: “Doctor Sahab, Keval Dard Ki Dava Dena, Soojan Rehne Dena“

Which Kind Of Girls Wear Transparent Clothes?

Q. Which Kind Of Girls Wear Transparent Clothes?

Answer By Shiela: “Those Girls Who Don’t Trust The Imagination Power Of A Boy“

Mobile Dhundne Ka Achha Tarika

Agar Tumhe Apna Mobile Na Mile, Aur Kahin Se Khojne Pe Bhi Pata Na Chale Kidhar Rakha Hai.

To Kisi Aur Ke Mobile Se Apna Number Milana, 100% Vibration Aur Ringtone Tumhari Gand Mein Se Bajegi

Thakk Gayi Bechari Ladki

Ek Ladka Car Mein Ja Raha Tha Usne Ek Ladki Ko Sadak Par Pedal Chalte Dekh Kar Car Rok Kar Pucha

Ladka: “Madam Kya Apko Lift Chahiye?”

Ladki: “Nahi! Please Main Teen Din Se Lift Hi Le Rahi Hun Aaj Mujhe Ghar Jane Do.“

Naujawan Ladko Ko Ek Nek Salah

Ustad Chodumal Khan Saab Ji Ne Kunware Ladko Ko Salah Dete Hue Ek Sher Arz Kiya Hai.

Lamha Lamha Waqt Yun Intezar Mein Gujar Jayega,

Saat Fero Ke Saath Koi Ek Din Tumse Band Jaega.

Abhi Bhi Waqt Hai Kisi Bandi Ko Pakad Ke Chod Lo.

Kya Pata Hai Kaun Chuda Hua Tumare Gale Pad Jayega.

Sab Mujhe Kahte The Chamkta Sitara

Ustad Chodumal Khan Saab Ji Apni School Ki Yaado Ko Taza Karte Hue Ek Sher Bolte Hai.

Sab Mujhe Kahte The Chamkta Sitara,

Irshad Irshad…

Sab Mujhe Kahte The Chamakta Sitara,

Kyoki 7vi Me Hi Khol Diya Tha Maine 12vi Ki Ladki Ka Nara

Punjab Ki To Baat Hi Alag Hai

Ek Bar Ek Pathan, Himachli Aur Santa Apas Mein Apne Desh Ke Bare Mein Baatein Kar Raha Thha

Pathan: “Hamare Registan Mein Awaz Maro Kushamdid To Vapis Awaz Ati Hai, Amid .. Amid”

Himachli: “Hamare Pahado Mein Awaz Maro I Love You To Vapis Awaz Ati Hai, Luv U … Luv U”

Santa: “Ye To Kuch Bhi Nahi, Hamare Punjab Mein Awaz Maro Teri Maa Di To Vapis Awaz Ati Hai, Teri Bhen Di“

Man Saaf Hona Chahiye, Jism Ka Kya Hai

Suhagrat Par Ladke Ne Patni Ko Kiss Ki Aur So Gaya.

Agle Din Saas Bahu Mandir Jane Lage To Saas Boli.

Saas: “Beta Mandir Jane Se Pahle Naha Lo”

Bahu Gusse Se: “Maa Ji, Sirf Brush Karva Lo, Baki Sab Saaf Hai“

Degree Lena Itna Asaan Thode Hai

Ek Aurat Ne Apni Kamwali Ko Apni Degree Par Tauba Tauba Karte Dekh Usne Puchha.

Malkin: “Tu Roj Meri Board Ki Degree Dekh Kar Tauba Tauba Kyu Karti Hai?”

Kamwali Hairan Hote Hue: “Mujhe 10th Pass Karne Tak Master Ne 80 Bar Choda Thha, Scohti Hun Ki Aapka Kya Haal Hua Hoga“

Niche Ke Baal Safed Kyu Nahi Hote?

Chinki Aur Uski Saheli Pinky Class Mein Bethe Baatein Kar Rahe Thhe.

Achanak Pinky Ke Dimag Mein Ek Sawal Aya Aur Usne Chinki Se Puchha.

Pinky: “Chinki Yaar Ek Baat To Bata”

Chinki: “Puch?”

Pinky: “Yaar Hamare Sir Ke Baal Bahut Jaldi Safed Ho Jate Hai Magar Niche Ke Nahi, Esa Kyu Hai?”

Chinky Huste Hue: “Ja Pagli, Itna Bhi Nahi Pata, Niche Ke Baal Sir Ke Balo Se 14 Saal Chote Jo Hote Hai“

Har Kam Apne Waqt Par Hi Hota Hai

Thekedar Ke Bete Ne Apne Daddy Se Ek Farmayish Ki.

Beta: “Daddy, Mujhe Ek Bhai Aur Chahiye Chahiye Wo Bhi Aaj Aur Abhi”

Thekedar: “Par Beta Is Kaam Mein 9 Mahiney Lagte Hai”

Beta Request Karte Hue: “Papa, Aap To Thekedar Hai 7 8 Aadmi Laga Ke Jaldi Kara Do Na“

Special Yoga For Highly Stressed Students.

Special Yoga For Highly Stressed Students.

1. Sit On The Chair And Relax

2. Bend Your Head Back

3. Close Your Eyes And Slowly Say

Maa Chudaye Padayi

Mujhe Kuch Bhi Nahi Dikhayi De Raha

Ek Bar Santa Ki Eyes Mein Kuch Problem Aa Gayi, To Uska Eyes Ka Operation Karna Pada.

Operation Ho Gaya To Santa Ne Socha Ki Chalo Paisi Bachaye Jaye.

Doctor Ne Uski Aankho Ki Patti Kholni Shuru Ki, Aur Pucha

Doctor: “Kaisa Dikh Raha Hai Ab Aapko?”

Santa: “Doctor Saab Mujhe Kuch Nahi Dikh Raha”

Doctor Ne Uski Aankhein Saanf Ki Or Fir Pucha.

Santa: “Dr. Saab Kuch Bhi Nahi Dikh Raha”

Doctor Ne Kuch Socha Aur Apni Nurse Ko Kaha Ki Apne Kapde Utare, Fir Santa Se Pucha.

Santa: “Kuch Nahi Dikh Raha Ji”

Doctor Ne Nurse Ko Bra And Panty Utarne Ko Kaha, Aur Fir Pucha.

Santa: “Nahi Ji Sab Kuch Kaala Kaala Hai”

Doctor Ne Nurse Ko Kaha Ki Santa Ke Samne Jake Apne Boobs Hilaye Aur Choot Mein Ungli Dale.

Nurse Ne Esa Kiya, Doctor Ne Fir Santa Se Pucha.

Santa: “Doctor Saab Sach Mein Mujhe Kuch Najar Nahi Aa Raha”

Doctor Ne Santa Ko Zor Se Thappar Mara Aur Bola.

Doctor: “Bhonsdi Ke Kuch Bhi Nazar Nahi Aa Raha To, Tera Lund Kaisi Khada Ho Gaya Hai?“

Santa Ne Fir Moke Ka Fayda Utha Hi Liya

Santa Ne Train Mein Ek Gori Mam Ka Rape Kar Diya.

Santa Ko Police Ne Pakad Liya Aur Court Mein Usko Pesh Kiya Gaya.

Judge: “Tumne Is Bechari Aurat Ke Sath Rape Kyu Kiya?”

Santa: “Ji Maine To Iska Naam Pucha Thha, Ye Boli Marry Marlow, Bas Fir Kya Thha Mene Mar Li“

Kunwari Ladki Ka Tharakpan

Tod Kar Ye Sari Duniya Ke Bandhan Aur Asool,
Main Aaj Teri Baahon Mein Aana Chahti Hun

Bhul Ke Sharm Aaj Tere Badan Se Lipat Kar,
Apne Hoth Tere Hotho Se Milana Chahti Hun

Utaar Ke Apne Makhmali Tan Se Saare Kapde,
Mein Aaj Tere Bister Ko Sajaana Chahti Hun.

Dikka Kar Tujhe Apni Chhati Ka Haseen Nazara,
Usey Aaaj Tere Hathon Se Dabwana Chahti Hun.

Aaj Apni Dono Taangon Ko Khol Kar Thoda Sa,
Tumhe Apni Sharm-Gah Dikhana Chahti Hun.

Meri Sharm-Gah Ko Sehlana Apni Zuban Se,
Iska Lutff Main Bhi Aaj Uthana Chahti Hun.

Mujhe Tum Bistar Pe Leja Kar Ragad Daalo,
Kyuki Aaj Mein Sirf Chudwana Chahti Hun

Wo Aur Uske Intezaar Mein Ek Sher

Ruthi Hai Wo Thoda Sa Intezar Karunga To Aa Hi Jayegi,

Ziddi Hai Wo Thoda Sa Manaunga To Vo Maan Hi Jayegi,

Mana Ki Bahut Dukh Deti Hai Vo, Par Akhir Aa Hi Jayegi,

Takleef Hogi Kuch Pal, Par Fir Chain Ki Sans Aa Hi Jayegi,

Kitna Intezar Kiya Mene Uska, Ab To Shayad Aa Hi Jayegi,

Haath Jod Ke Bahut Dua Ki, Ab To Dua Kabool Ho Hi Jayegi,

Aa Hi Gayi Akhir Vo Aur Mere Dil Ko Thand Pahuncha Hi Gayi,

Dosto Girlfriend Na Samajh Lena Use, Potty Mujhe Aa Hi Gayi.

Ohh, Ab Samajh Mein Aayi Ye Baat

Ek Bar Ki Baat Hai Aeroplane Ne Rocket Se Poocha.

Aeroplane: “Yaar Ek Baat To Bata, Tu Itna Tez Kaisi Ud Leta Hai?”

Rocket Ne Rote Hue Kaha: “Woh Toh Jiski Gaand Mein Aag Lagi Hoti Hai Usi Ko Pata Chalta Hai.“

Ye Bachha To Pure Businessman Nikla

Do Ladkiya Class Mein Ek Mote Bachhe Ka Pet Dekh Kar Boli.

Ladkiya: “Oye Motu, Ye Pani Ka Matka Kitne Ka Dega.”

Bachha Bhi Pura Kameena Tha, Bina Sharam Kiye Pant Utari Aur Lund Dikha Kar Bola.

Bachha: “Nal Sahit Rs. 500/- Ka“

For Fifteen Bucks, You Can Only Look At It

Jack Meets A Call Girl On The Street.

Jack: “Come On, Babe, Let’s Go In The Alleyway And Get It On. I’ve Got Fifteen Bucks.”

Call Girl: “Fifteen Bucks? You’re Crazy. For Fifteen Bucks, I’ll Let You Look At It.”

They Go Into The Alleyway, She Pulls Down Her Jeans, And Jack Gets Down On His Knees.

But He Can’t See Anything, Because It’s Too Dark, So He Gets Out His Lighter.

He Lights His Lighter And Says.

Jack: “Oh My God, Your Pubic Hair, It’s So Curly And Thick, Really Beautiful.”

She Smile: “Thank You.”

Jack: “You Mind If I Ask You A Personal Question?”

Call Girl: “Sure, Go Ahead.”

Jack: “Can You Pee Through All That Hair?”

Call Girl: “Of Course.”

Jack: “Well, You Better Start. Because You’re On Fire.“

How A Gynecologist Remember a Face

Once A Lady Met A Male Gynecologist In A Party And Asked.

Lady: “Doctor Do You Remember Me?”

Doctor Replied: “Sorry Mam, I Don’t Remember Ladies By Their Faces.“

Fuddi Ki Demand Kam Hone Ka Ek Reason

College Mein Ek Ladke Ne Chinki Ko Dekha Aur Bola.

Ladka: “Janeman Aajkal To Fuddi (Choot) Ki Badi Demand Ho Gayi Hai”

Chinki: “Beta Ye Aur Bhi Jyada Hoti, Agar Tum Ladke Gaand Marwana Shuru Na Karte“

Ladkiyo, Virginity Bachane Ka Sabse Acha Tarika

Suhagrat Par Patni Ke Sath Sex Karne Ke Bad, Pati Bada Khush Tha.

Patni Ke Mathe Ko Chhum Kar Bola.

Pati: “Janu Aaj Bada Maja Aya Aur Main Bahut Khush Hun.”

Patni: “Achha Ji, Kyu?”

Pati: “Tum To Virgin Nikli, Apni Choot Ko Aaj Tak Badi Hifazat Se Bacha Ke Rakha Hai Tumne”

Patni Sharmati Hui: “Aji, Dua Meri Gaand Ko Dijiye, Jiski Wajah Se Aaj Tak Meri Choot Bachi Rahi“

Dahej Mangna Galat Baat Hai

Gaanv Mein Ladke Ki Shadi Tay Hui, Vo Apne Sasur Ko Bola.

Ladka: “Sasur Ji, Mujhe Dahej Mein Ek Motorcycle Bhi Chahiye”

Sasur Gusse Se Bhadakta Hua Bola: “Bhonsdi Ke, Tere Ko Sare Gaanv Ki Taxi De Di, Aur Tujhe Ab Bhi Motorcycle Chahiye“

Thand Mein Chudayi, Na Baba Na

Ek Aadmi Ki Nayi Nahi Shadi Hui, November Ka Mahina Thha Aur Kadake Ki Sardi padd Rahi Thi.

Kamre Mein Aate Hi Vo Rajayi Mein Gussa Aur So Gaya.

Patni Ne Ye Dekha Aur Thodi Der Bad Usko Kohni Mar Ke Boli.

Patni: “Suno Ji, Meri Taango Ke Bich Mein Ek Mori (Hole) Bhi Hai”

Aadmi Gusse Se: “To Band Kar Us Mori Ko, Main Bhi Sochu Rajayi Mein Thandi Hawa Kaha Se Aa Rahi Hai“

Baba Saxidas Ji Ki Kuch Mahan Baatein

Dosto, Aaj Aapko Baba Saxidas Ji Ke Kuch Mahan Shabad Aur Baatein Batata Hun, Jisko Pad Kar Shayad Kuch Logo Ko Is Zindagi Ke Bare Mein Aur Choot Lode Ke Bare Mein Samajh Aaye.



Jyadatar Log Choot Nahi Paana Chahte, Sift Chod Ke Chhodna Chahte Hai, Kyunki Choot Ke Saath Bachho Ki Jimmedari Aa Jati Hai, Aur Log Jimmevariyo Se Darte Hai.

Agar Tum Kisi Choot Ko Nahi Chod Sakte To Usko Kisi Aur Ke Chodne Ke Liye Chhod Do.

Lund Jyadatar Lund Hi Hota Hai, Kyunki Jab Use Choot Nahi Milti To Sirf Peshab Karne Ke Hi Kaam Aata Hai.

Insaan Ka Bachha Jitna Hum Soch Sakte Hai Us Se Kahin Jyada Kameena Hai, Aur Vo Kitna Kameena Hai Vo Hum Soch Bhi Nahi Sakte.

Paiso Ke Baad Har Aadmi Aur Aurat Ka Matlab Sirf Choot Hai, Chahe Vo Maarna Ho Ya Marwana.

Jis Tarha Kisi Ko Gand Marwane Ke Liye Majbur Nahi Kiya Ja Sakta, Isi Tarha Kisi Ko Gand Maarne Ke Liye Bhi Majbur Nahi Kiya Ja Sakta.

Lund Chahe Jitna Bhi Bada Ho Par Hota Ghulam Hi Hai, Choot Ka Ghulam

Mard Sirf Tab Tak Shaktishali Hai Jab Tak Vo Choot Nahi Mar Leta, Marne Ke Baad Balshali Mard Bhi Nirbal Ho Jaata Hai.

Bechara Mareez Bhi Kya Kare

Nurse Ne Pareshan Hote Hue Doctor Ko Bola.

Nurse: “Sir, Mene 14 Number Wale Patient Ka 4 Bar B.P Check Kiya Hai, Har Baar Bhada Hi Mila Hai”

Dr. Ne Kuch Socha Aur Bola: “Abki Bar Check Karo To Apni Shirt Ke Uper Ke Button Band Karke Check Karna“

Pathan Ko Budhu Banana Mushkil Hi Nahi, Namumkin Hai

3 Pathan Logo Ne Khoob Jamkar Daru Pee, Aur Ghar Jane Ke Liye Ek Taxi Rukwayi.

Taxi Wali Ne Socha Salo Ne Pee Rakhi Hai, Inka Chutiya Bana Deta Hun.

Usne Gadi Start Ki Aur Vahi Khade Khade 1 Minute Bad Gadi Band Kar Di, Aur Bola.

Taxiwala: “Lo Janab, Hum Pahunch Gaye”

Pahle Pathan Ne Paisi De Diye.

Dusre Ne Bhi Paisi De Diye Aur Thanks Bola.

Teesre Pathan Ne Usko Ek Zor Ka Thappad Maara.

Taxiwale Ne Socha Ki Isko Pata Chal Gaya Hai, Rote Hue Bola.

Taxiwala: “Pathan Ji Maaf Kar Do Galti Ho Gayi”

Teesra Pathan: “Sale Aaj Chhod Deta Hun, Par Aaj Ke Baad Taxi Aram Se Chalaiyo, Aaj To Tune Marwa Hi Dena Tha“

Waqt Se Pehle Aur Kismat Se Jyada Kabhi Nahi Milta

Santa Ke Pass 15 Inch Ka Bada Chota Aur Pyara Sa Goda (Horse) Thha.

Uske Khas Dost Banta Ne Usko Dekha Aur Puchha: “Yaar Itna Pyara Goda Kaha Se Liya?”

Santa: “Yaar Vo Udhar Jheel Ke Paas Ek Bade Pahunche Hue Baba Aaye Hai Aur Tapasya Kar Rahe Hai, Jo Maango De Dete Hai”

Banta: “Wah Yaar Ye To Bada Achha Hai, Main Bhi Jaake Kuch Mang Leta Hun”

Santa: “Par Yaar Ek Baat Ka Dhayan Rakhna, Unko Zara Ooncha Sunta Hai, Aur Vo Sirf Ek Hi Murad Puri Karte Hai”

Banta Ja Pahuncha Baba Ke Pas Aur Bola: “Baba Ji Mujhe Heerey Se Bhari Ek Bori De Do”

Baba Ne Apne Muh Mein Kuch Mantar Pade Aur Bori Aa Gayi, Aur Baba Fir Apni Tapasya Mein Leen Ho Gaye.

Banta Ne Khushi Khushi Bori Uthayi Aur Ghar Vapis Aa Gaya, Aake Jaisi Hi Usne Bori Kholi To Usmein Kheerey Thhe.

Vo Rota Hua Santa Ke Pass Gaya Aur Bola: “Yaar Badi Bakchodi Ho Gayi Mene Mange To Heere Thhe Par Ander Se Kheere Nikle”

Santa Rote Hue: “Bhonsdi Ke Tujhe Bola To Tha Ki Baba Ooncha Sunte Hai, Aur Tujhe Kya Lagta Hai Ki Maine 15 Inch Ka Goda Manga Hoga“

Mahangayi Par Ek Sher, Chodumal Ki Jubani

Aaj Kal Ki Mahngayi Ke Daur Par Ustad Chodumal Khan Sahab Ne Sher Arz Kiya Hai
Hum To Tailor Ke Pas Silwane Jaya Karte Thhe Apni,
Par Aaj To Tailor Ne Hamari Hi Phaad Ke Rakh Di.

Hont Fattne Ki Dastaan

Ek Ladki Rote Hue Doctor Ke Pass Gayi Doctor Ne Usko Dekha Aur Pucha.
Doctor: “Arrey Tumhare Hont Kaisi Fatte?”
Ladki: “Ji Kiss Karte Hue”
Doctor Hairan Se: “Kiss Karte Hue Hont Itne Buri Tarha Se To Nahi Fatt Sakte?”
Ladki: “Ji Main Usko Kiss Kar Rahi Thhi, Kisi Ne Darwaje Par Knock Kiya Aur Usne Gabra Ke Pant Ki Zip Band Kar Li“

Insaano Se Ab Pyar Kisko Hai?

Ek Bar Ek Ladke Ne Apne Mom-Dad Ko Sex Karte Dekh Liya.
Dad Ne Socha Ye Bacha Hai Isko Bahla Deta Hun, Bola.
Dad: “Hum Tere Liye Ek Chota Bhai Bana Rahe Hai”
Bachha: “To Fir Sex Doggy Style Mein Kare, Mujhe Bhai Ki Jagha Ek Pilla Chahiye“

Tharki Doctor, Aur Lele Maje

Shahar Mein Ek Bada Hi Sayana Doctor Thha, Har Tarha Ki Beemari Ka Ilaj Kar Leta Hai.
Ek Din Uske Pas Ek Bahut Hi Sunder Si Ladki Apna Checkup Karvane Gayi.
Doctor Ki Usko Dekh Ke Niyat Kharab Ho Gayi.
Doctor Ne Usko Bola Ki Full Checkup Karna Hai Pure Kapde Utaro.
Fir Doctor Ne Usko Litaya Aur Usko Smooch (French Kiss) Karne Lag Gaya.
Ladki Ne Pucha: “Ye Kya Kar Rahe Ho?”
Doctor: “Mouth Cancer Check Kar Raha Hun”
Fir Doctor Ne Uske Boobs Dabane Aur Muh Mein Lene Shuru Kar Diye.
Ladki Fir Boli: “Ye Kisliye Kar Rahe Ho?”
Doctor: “Breast Cancer Check Karne Ke Liye”
Fir Doctor Uske Uper Chada Aur Uske Sath Sex Karne Lag Gaya.
Sex Jab Ho Gaya To Ladki Ne Pucha: “Ye Aapne Kyu Kiya?”
Doctor: “AIDS Ka Checkup Karne Ke Liye”
Ladki Boli: “Arrey Check Kya Karna Hai, AIDS Ki To Dawayi Lene Aayi Thi“

Bevkkof Ladki, Soch Samajh Ke Bol

Ek Ladki Office Se Apne Ghar Aayi Aur Rote Hue Apni Maa Ko Boli.
Ladki: “Maa, Pata Hai Aaj Subha Subha Mera Boss Mere Uper Chad Gaya”
Maa Hairan Hote Hue: “Achhha, Lekin Kyu?”
Ladki: “Subha Late Jo Gayi Thhi”
Maa: “Lekin Tu Leti Kyu Thhi, Vo To Chadega Hi Na“

Akbar Asal Mein Kon Thha? Aaj Pata Chala

Teacher Ne Pappu Se Puchha.

Teacher: “Pappu Batao, Akbar Kon Thha?”

Pappu: “Ji Mam, Akbar Ek Gay Thha”

Teacher Ke Ye Sun Ke Tote Udd Gaye Ki Pappu Kya Bol Raha Hai.

Teacher: “Kya Bakwas Kar Rahe Ho”

Pappu: “Mam Humne Hamesha Laila–Majnu, Heer-Ranjha, Adam-Eve, Soni-Mahival Ka Naam Suna Hai, Par Sirf Akbar-Birbal Hi Kyu?”

Bechari Teacher Bhi Kya Jawab Deti

Apne Bete Ko Tamiz Sikhao

Santa Ko Pappu Ke Master Ne Bulaya Aur Gusse Se Bola.

Sir: “Aap Apne Bete Ko Tamij Sikhao”

Santa: “Kyu Kya Ho Gaya?”

Sir: “Admission Form Mein Sex Wale Column Mein Isne Likha – Nahi Karta, Par Kabhi Kabhi Muth Maar Leta Hu”

Santa: “Master Ji, Par Ab Main Cofuse Ho Ki Isko Tameez Sikhau Ya Sex Karna“

Rajinikanth X-Ray Eyes

College Mein Ek Ladke Ne Chinki Ko Dekha Aur Uska Majak Udane Ke Liye Bola

Boy: “Tumne Lal Color Ki Bra Pahni Hai Na?”

Chinki: “Tumhe Kaisi Pata?”

Boy: “Mere Pass Rajinikanth X-Ray Eyes Hai”

Chinki Kuch Soch Ke Boli: “Tumne Bhi To Underwear Nahi Pahna”

Ladka Hairan Ho Gaya Aur Pucha: “Tumhare Pass Bhi Rajinikanth X-Ray Eyes Hai?”

Chinki: “Gaandu Apni Zip Band Kar Le“

Ladkiyo Ka Weight, Tauba Tauba

Delhi Bus Stand Pe Weight Wali Machine Pe Ek Ladki Ne Weight Tola.

Weight – 58kg

Usne Kuch Socha Aur Fir Sandal Remove Kiye

Weight – 57kg

Kandhe Pe Latka Bag Utara

Weight – 55kg

Duppatta Utara

Weight – 54kg

Jacket Utari

Weight – 52kg

And Fir Achanak Uske Sikke Khatam Ho Gaye.

Piche Pappu Khada Thha, Ye Dekh Bola.

“Aap Ruko Mat Mere Pass Kafi Sare Coins Hai“

Girls Skirts Mein Bahut Sexy Lagti Hai, Aur Ladke?

Chinki Ki Friend Ne Us Se Pucha.

Friend: “Yaar Jab Hum Ladkiya Mini Skirt Dalti Hai To, Kitni Sexy Lagti Hai”

Chinki: “Haan To?”

Friend: “Soch Agar Ladke Bhi Mini Skirt Pahne To Kaisi Lagenge?”

Chinki Hasti Hui Boli: “Church Bell Ki Tarha“

Happy Teacher Day in Pappu Style

Pappu’s Quote On Teacher Day

Behind Every Successful Student There Is One Girlfriend.

And Behind Many Failed Student ? ????????????

A Beautiful & Sexy Teacher

“Happy Teacher Day”

A Notice For Girl Workers

A Notice In A Factory For Girl Workers.

If Your Skirt Is Long, Protect Yourself From Machines

But If Your Skirt Is Short, Protect Yourself From Mechanical Engineers

Samajh Nahi Aata Tumhe Chand Kahu Ya Chakor

Ladke Ki Nayi Nayi Shadi Hui, Rat Ko Kamre Mein Gaya Aur Dulhan Ka Ghungat Utha Ke Uska Chehra Dekh Ke Bola.

Dulha: “Tum Itni Sunder Ho, Samajh Mein Nahi Aata Tumhe Kya Kahu?”

Bahar Khada Uska Baap Sun Raha Thha, Ye Sun Ke Bola.

Baap: “Beta Bas Use Ek Baar Maa Kahde, Baki Mein Dekh Lunga“

Oh My God, Where is She

A Man Was Doing Push Ups On A Beach.

Drunk Santa Saw Him & Started Laughing

Sorry To Tell You, But The Woman Below You Has Left Already

Sexy Kolaveri aka CHODAVERI

Why dis Chodaveri Chodaveri Chodaveri di..
"Gf in Room Room,
Wearing Bra white,
Nipple color light light,
Mine Lund Tight"
Why dis Chodaveri Chodaveri di..
"Hand la Bra,
Bra da Boobs,
Boobs full milk.
Wetty choot,
Lund cum,
Sex like silk.
Boobs Boobs
Sexy Boobs,i want suck now..
Choot Choot
Wetty Choot,i want fuck now"
"Guys m fucking now,she's screaming now..
This msg is for Chodu Boys,we dnt have choice"
Why dis Chodaveri Chodaveri di!!

Government Job Ke Haal, India Mein

Ek Aadmi Govt Office Mein Job Ke Liye Interview Dene Gaya.

Interviewer: “Aapki Koi Majboori To Nahi?”

Aadmi: “Ji Sir, Darasal Main Pehle Fauj Mein Tha, Jung Ke Dauraan Meri Taangon Ke Darmiyaan Ek Bomb Phata Aur Mere Tatte Ud Gaye, Aur Ab Mujhe Kaam Ki Jarurat Hai”

Interviewer: “Yeh To Koi Problem Nahi, Monday Se Aap Bas Join Kare. Hum Sab 9 Baje Aate Hai, Aap 11 Baje Aana.”

Aadmi: “Aisa Kyun?”

Interviewer: “Hum Sab 11 Baje Tak Kuch Nahi Karte, Bas Tatte Khujlate Rehte Hai.“

Army General’s Car And His Wife?

What Is The Common Between An Army General’s Car And His Wife?

Ans: “Both Are Highly Maintained And Very Less Used.“

Kamaal Ki ATM Machine

Santa Ek Bar USA Gaya To Vaha Uska Bhi Dil Kara Ki Ek Club Mein Jau Aur Dekho Kitna Maja Hai Vaha Ki Life Mein.

Club Mein Dancer Dance Kar Rahi Thhi, Thoda Sa Jhuki Toh,

American Ne $100 Uski Bra Mein Dale, British Ne $200 Dale,

Santa Ne Dimag Lagaya Aur ATM Card Uski Gaand Mein Ghusa Ke Swap Karvaya Aur $300 Leke Chalta Bana.

Difference Between A Girl Friend And Motor Bike?

What Is The Difference Between A Girl Friend And Motor Bike.

Motorbike Is First Kicked And Then Used,

While A Girlfriend Is First Used And Then Kicked.

Ladki Ki Mast T-Shirt

Pappu Ke Pados Mein Ek Nayi Familly Rahne Aayi,

Ek Din Uski Ladki Ne T–Shirt Pahni Hui Thhi Jispe Car Bani Hui Thi.

Papu Lagatar Usko Dekhe Ja Raha Thha, Ladki Ne Us Se Pucha.

Ladki: “Oye, Kabhi Car Nahi Dekhi Kya?”

Papu: “Ji, Car To Dekhi Hai, Par Itne Bade-Bade Speed Breaker Kabhi Nahi Dekhe“

Paisi Hum De Aur Maje Tum Lo

Santa Flight Mein Pilot Ke Headphones Chheen Ne Ki Koshish Kar Raha Tha.

Pilot Hairani Se: “Ye Kya Kar Rahe Hai, Sir?”

Santa: “Madharchod Ticket Hum Le, Aur Gaane Tum Suno, Chal Idhar De“

Apni Khushi Ke Liye Kisi Aur Ko Dukh Na Do

Sex Karte Hue Biwi Ko Shaq Hua Ki Bacha Jaag Raha Hai,

Biwi Ne Husband Ko Bola To Usne Bache Ko Doosre Kamre Mein Lita Diya,

Sex Karne Ke Baad Jab Husband Vapis Bache Ko Lene Gaya To Dekha Ki Bachha Mutth Mar Raha Hai

Husband Gusse Se: “Oyee, Ye Kya Kar Raha Hai Tu?”

Bachha Guuse Se Bola: “Apna Kaam Apne Haath Se Kar Raha Hu, Apni Khushi Ke Liye Kisi Ki Maa Nahi Chod Raha“

Why Love Is Better Then War?

Teacher Bachho Ko History Samjha Rahi Thhi, Ek Dum Se Usne Class Mein Bethe Bachho Se Puchha.

Teacher: “Why Love Is Better Then War?”

Chinki Khadi Hui Aur Muskurati Hue Boli

Chinki: “Madamji, Arey Aapko Itna Bhi Nahi Pata, Simple Because Condom Is Cheaper Then Gun.“

Call-Girl & Teaching Job

Call-girl Applies For A Teachers Job.

Principal: “Can you Teach Zoology, Biology, Geology & Physiology”

Girl: “No, I Can Teach Only Choos-Loji, Chaat-Loji, Daal-Loji & Nikal-Loji.“

Ladkiya Purse Mein Kya Kya Cheeze Rakhti Hai?

Santa Apni Ek College Friend Ke Sath Shopping Mall Mein Ghumne Gaya,

Vahan Ladki Ko Washroom Jana Hota Hai, To Santa Ko Apna Purse Dete Hue Bolti Hai

Girlfriend: “Yeh Purse Pakdo Mein Abhi Aayi”

Ab Santa Hai To Akal Se Sayana Hi, Socha Ki Dekhu Ladkiya Bag Mein Kya Rakhti Hai

Jaisi Hi Usne Purse Ko Khola Usmein Se Rubber Ka Lund Nikla.

Santa Ke Ye Dekh Ke Tote Udd Gaye Aur Usne Fatafatt Purse Band Kar Diya.

Ladki Washroom Se Aayi Aur Majak Majak Mein Usne Santa Ko Puchha.

Girlfriend: “Khola To Nahi?”

Santa: “Na Ji Na, Purse Khol Ke Mene Apni Gaand Thodi Fadwani Hai“

Boys Are The Best

During A Strike, Girls In The Crowd Shouted: “We Want Justice, We Want Justice”

While Boys From Behind Shouted: “We Want Just-Tits, We Want Just-Tits“

Call Girl VS Wife, True Comparison

William Sexfear’s Case Study On Wedding Decisions

Average Marital Life – 30 Yrs

Cost:

Marriage Expenses – Rs. 2,00,000
Monthly Expense – Rs.15,000
Wife’s Monthly Maintenance – Rs. 3,000

Returns:

Sex First 5 Yrs – Weekly 3 Times.
Next 5 Yrs  – Weekly 1 Time.
Next 10 Yrs  – Once In 15 Days.
Next 10 Yrs – Once In A Month.

Meaning:
1400 Times Sex In 30 Yrs 4 An Estimated Expenditure Of 66,80,000 + 2,00,000

Spent On Wedding @ 7% For 30 Years As Per Current Fd Interest Rate 29,84,890 = 99,64,890

Calculations:
A Man Spends Rs.7120 For Each Time He Has Sex With His Wife.

Conclusion:
Call Girls are Cheaper!

Ladke Aur Ladki Mein Asli Faraq, Chinki Ki Jubani

Teacher Ne Science Class Mein Chinki Se Puchha.

Teacher: “Ladki Or Ladke Mein Kya Farak Hai?”

Chinki: “Ji Ladki Chah Kar Bhi Ek Saal Mein Sirf Ek Hi Bache Ki Maan Ban Sakti Hai Aur Ladka Chahe To Ek Saal Mein 365 Bachon Ka Baap Ban Sakta Hai.“

Abe Ye Kya Dikha Diya Maine

Jaisa Ki Aap Jante Hai Ki Apne Santa Bhai Sahab Ek Company Mein Tikk Nahi Sakte.

Unke Kiye Gaye Kaam Ko Dekh Ke Company Wale Itne Khush Hote Hai Ki Unko Dusre Month Hi Bahar Nikal Dete Hai.

Isi Tarha Ek Bar Santa Ek Company Mein Interview Deke Aya, Aur Banta Ke Pass Ja Pahuncha, Banta Ne Us Se Puchha.

Banta: “Interview Kaisa Hua?”

Santa: “Yaar, Interview To Achha Hua Hai, Par Last Mein Unhone Kaha Ki, Show Your Testimonials.”

Banta: “Haan, To Firr?”

Santa: “Mujhe Lagta Hai Ki Main Unhe Galat Cheez Dikha Aaya.“

Aisi Akalmand Biwi, Bhagwan Kisi Ko Na De

Husband Bangkok Trip Par Gaya Hua Thha, Bahut Dino Tak Wapis Nahi Lauta.

Wife Ne Usko Email Kari Jismein Usmein Likha Thha.

“Darling, Waha Tum Jo Chhez Kharid Rahe Ho, Kya Mein Wo Yaha Bechna Shuru Kardu?”

Aur Pati Dusre Din Vapis Ghar Mein Thha

And The Winner Is Chinki

A Contest In A Girls College

“Write A Short Essay Which Contains Sex, Religion And Mystery.”

The Winners Was Chinki And The Essyy Was,

Oh God! I Am Pregnant And I Wonder Who Did It

Ese To Yaaro Tum Marr Hi Jaoge

Ustad Chodumal Khan Sahab Ji Ladko Ki Sex Ke Prati Ruchi Jagate Hue Sher Arz Karte Hai

Gunah Karke Tum Kyu Saza Se Darte Ho,

Condnm Pehan Ke Kyu Aids Se Darte Ho,

Itni Ladkiyaan Hai Pyaar Karne Ke Liye,

Phir Kyu Tum Lulli Hila Hila Ke Marte Ho?

Jhakkas Madam Ko Jhakkas Jawab

Ek Admi Bank Mein Paisi Nikalvane Gaya.

Udhar Ek Badi Mast Si Patakha Lady Cashier Bethi Thhi.

Lady Cashier Ne Puchha: “So Ke Loge?”

Aadmi Kameenepan Se Bola: “Ji Khade Khade Bhi Le Lunga.”

Mauja Hi Mauja, Coach Ki

A Girl Went To A Swimming Pool In A Bra & Panty.

Coach Says: Madam, “Here Two Piece Costume Is Not Allowed.”

Girl Says: “To Kaun Sa Utaroon?“

Duniya Ki Sabse Badi Choot Kiski Hai?

Is Duniya Mein Sabse Badi Choot Kiski Hai?

Sochoo????

Arey Yaar Apne Dharmender Bhai Ki Biwi Ki Re.

Puchho Kyu???

Kyunki Uska Khud Ka Beta Sunny Deol Ji Kahte Hai.

“Main Nikla Gaddi Leke“

Kash Aisi Mast Bhabhi Hume Bhi Mile

Ek Andha Ladka Sare Mohalle Mein Har Ghar Mein Jakar Mithayi Baant Raha Tha.

Ek Ghar Mein Gaya Jismein Ek Bahut Hi Sunder Babhi Ji Rahti Thhi.

Usne Darwaja Knock Kiya To Babhi Ki Awaj Aayi.

Babhi: “Kon Hai Bahar”

Ladka: “Babhi Ji Main Guddu, Aapko Mithayi Deni Thhi”

Ab Babhi Ji Ander Bathroom Mein Naha Rahi Thhi, Usne Socha Ki Isko Konsa Dikhta Hai Bina Kapde Pahne Hi Ja Ke Mithayi Le Leti Hu.

Babhi: “Aa Jao Ander Aur Darwaje Ke Sath Bed Hai, Uspe Betho Mein Abhi Ati Hu”

Ab Babhi Ji Bathroom Se Nangi Apne Mast Geele Badan Ke Sath Bahar Aayi Aur Guddu Ke Samne Jake Khadi Ho Gayi Aur Muskura Ke Boli.

Babhi: “Guddu Ji, Aaj Mithayi Kis Khushi Mein Khilayi Jaa Rahi Hai?”

Guddu Sharmate Hue: “Babhi Ji Meri Ankho Ka Operation Ho Gaya Hai Aur Mujhe Ab Dikhne Lag Gaya Hai, Is Khushi Mein”

James Bond’s Magical Watch

James Bond, Shows His Magic Watch To His New Girlfriend and Says

James Bond: “My Watch Says Your Not Wearing Panties”

Girlfriend: “But I Am Wearing, Your Watch Is Lying”

James Bind: “Ooops Sorry, My Watch Is 10 Minutes Fast ;)“

Sex Karne Ka New Tarika, By Santa Singh

Santa Apni Biwi Preeto Ke Sath Sex Kar Raha Thha, Par Usko Thoda Sa Tight Feel Hua.

To Usne Dimag Lagaya Aur Sath Mein Pade Glass Mein Se Doodh Liya Aur Lund Pe Laga Ke Chodna Shuru Kar Diya.

Aisa Karne Se Usko Itna Maja Aaya Ki Vo Roj Roj Yahi Karne Lag Gaya.

9 Mahine Bad Biwi Jab Pregnant Hui To Hospital Mein Admit Karvaya.

Jaisi Hi Doctor Operation Theater Se Bahar Nikla To Santa Ne Us Se Pucha.

Santa: “Dr Saab, Kya Hua Baby Ya Baba?”

Doctor Huste Hue: “No Baby Or No Baba, Only 1kg Paneer Nikla Hai, Yahi Khana Hai Ya Pack Kar Du“

Common Between Jaya Bachchan And Aishwarya?

Teacher: “What Is Common Between Jaya Bachchan And Aishwarya?”

Pappu After Much Thought: “I Think, Nipples Of Both Were Sucked By Abhishek“

Ladko Ko To Bas Ek Chance Milna Chahiye

Ladka Ladki Ka Do Mahine Se Affair Chal Raha Thha, Ladki Ne Ek Din Pappu Ke Paas Beth Ke Uske Hath Pe Apna Hath Rakh Ke Pyar Se Puchha.

Ladki: “Agar Chance Mila Toh Tum Mujh Se Shaadi Karo Gey?”

Ladka: “Agar Chance Mil Gaya To Phir Shaadi Karne Ki Kya Zaroorat Hai.“

Wah Re Bete, Tune To Kamal Kar Di

Ek Baap Apne 5th Class Mein Pad Rahe Bachhe Ko Knowledge Dene Ke Liye Bata Raha Thha.

Baap: “Pata Hai Bache Kaise Paida Hote Hain?”

Bacha: “Iss Main Aisi Kya Baat Hai, Mujhe Toh Yeh Bhi Pata Hai Kaise Paida Nahi Hote.“

Waiter Bhi Jhakkas Nikla

3 Dost Restrauant Mein Gaye Aur Waiter Se Majak Mein Bole
Dost: “Malika Ki Chut, Shilpa Ki Gaand And Katrina Ke Boobs Lekar Aao.”
Waiter 2 Tarbuj Laya Aur Bola.
Waiter: “Wo Sab To Khatam Hai, Par Ye Adnan Ke Tatte (Aand) Hai, Chalenge?“

Uncle, Asli Shaitan To Tu Hai

Train Mein Ek Lady Apne Bachhe Ko Lekar Kahi Ja Rahi Thhi, Par Uska Bacha Bada Hi Shaitan Thha Aur Usko Tang Kar Raha Thha.

Lady Ne Tang Aakar Samne Wali Seat Pe Bethe Uncle Se Request Ki.

Lady: “Uncle, Zara Mere Bachhe Ko Daraaiye, Shaitani Kar Raha Hai”

Uncle: “Oye Bhonsdi Chod Ke, Teri Maan Chod Duga, Shaitani Matt Kar”

Lady: “Rehne Do Uncle, Sahitani Hi Kar Lene Do“

Birthday Gift Idea, Tum Bhi Ese Hi Karna

Ek Lady Ne Apni Friend Se Puchha.
Lady: “Mujhe Husband Ko Birthday Par Kya Gift Dena Chahiya”
2nd Lady: “Raat Ko 12 Bajte Hi Nangi Hoke Taange Khol Ke Kehna… Jajhapanah Tussi Great Ho, Bhosda Qabul Karo“

Ek Kissa Divorce Ka Aisa Bhi

Court Mein Pati Aur Patni Ke Divorce Ki Bahas Chal Rahi Thhi.

Bahas Ka Mudda Ye Thha Ki, Bachha Kiske Pass Rahega?

Wife Jumped Up And Said: “Your Honour! I Brought The Child Into This World With Pain & Labour So It Should Be In My Custody.”

The Judge Turns To Husband And Says: “What Do You Have To Say In Your Defence?”

The Husband Sat For A While Contemplating Then Slowly Rose.

“Your Honour. If I Put A Dollar In A Vending Machine And A Pepsi Comes Out, Whose Pepsi Is It? The Machine’s Or Mine?”

Yeh Sunke Wife Replied: “Judge Sahab Bartan Mera Doodh Bhi Mera Aur Usme Dahi Jamane Ke Liye 2 Boond Daalne Se Dahi Bana To Fir Wo Dahi Kiska? Mera Ya Do Boond Daalne Wale Ka”

Husband Replied: “Typewriter Mein Kagaz Maine Dala, Keys Daba-Daba Kar Mehnat Maine Ki, Fir Chithi Kiski? Typewriter Ki Ya Meri?”

Frustrated Judge (Getting Mad): “Abay Saale Agar Tu Chithi Haath Se Hi Likh Leta, Toh Yahaan Par Custody Ki Naubat Hi Na Aati.“