Bachha Kala Hoga Ya Gora?

Ek Madrassi Ki Nayi Nayi Shadi Hui, Aur Vo Biwi Ko Leke Honeymoon Manane Train Mein Ja Raha Thha.

Train Mein Sath Wali Seat Par Ek Angrej Bhi Betha Thha.

Madrasi Ke Dimag Mein Aya Ki Agar Main Apni Biwi Ka Sex Is Se Karwa Lu To Bachha Gora Paida Hoga

Madrassi Ne Angrej Se Puchha: “Kya Tum Meri Biwi Ke Sath Sex Karoge?”

Angrej Ne Khush Ho Ke Kaha: “Jarur, Kyu Nahi”

Angrej Ne Ek Baar Sex Kar Liya

Par Madrassi Ne Sochha Ek Baar Aur Karva Leta Hu,

Angrej Ne Phir Se Uski Biwi Ke Sath Sex Kia,

Madrassi Ne Sochha Ek Baar Aur Ho Jaye Toh Pakka Ho Jayga,

Madraasii Ne Angrej Se Kaha: “Ek Baar Aur Kar Lo”

Angrej: “Nahhi, Ab Nai Kar Sakta”

Madrassi: “Kyuu?”

Angrej Muskurate Hue: “Kyunki Mere Pass Sirf 2 Hi Condoms Thhe“