Pappu Sala To Doctor Hai

Ek Teacher Chumban Ka Virodh Karte Hue Bachho Ko Samjha Raha Thha
Teacher: “Jab Koi Ladki Kisi Ladke Ko Kiss Karti Hai To Woh Apne Munh Se Dusre Ke Munh Mein 40,000 Kitanu Transfer Karti Hai Aur Iska Koi Ilaj Nahi Hai.”
Sab Bache Khamosh Ho Gaye Aur Darr Gaye, Par Apne Pappu Ko Pata Thha Ki Teacher Chutiya Kaat Raha Hai, Kuch Soch Ke Bola.
Pappu: “Sir, Iska Ilaaj Hai.”
Teacher Hairan Ho Gaya: “Kya Ilaaj Hai?”
Pappu: “Sir Simple, Uska Chumban Usko Wapis De Do.“