Tharki Aadmi, Aaj To Bechari Ko Chhod De

Aadmi Ko Tharak Chaddi Hui Thhi,

Usne Aav Dekha Na Taav Sidha Bed Pe Jump Mari Aur Patni Ko Lita Liya

Wife: “Suno Mere Ko Fever Hai”

Aadmi: “Mujhe Pata Hai Janu, Isliye Mene Lund Ke Tope Pe Crocin Laga Li Hai, Bas Apna Muh Kholo Aur Injection Ki Tarha Isko Ander Le Lo“