Yaar Itna To Pata Hi Hona Chahiye Na

Santa Ki Na Jane Kitni Shadiya Ho Chuki Thhi Aur Kitne Talak.
Par Har Bar Vo Koi Na Koi Ladki Dhund Hi Leta Tha Shadi Karne Ko.
Ese Hi Shadi Ke Bad Suhagrat Ko Santa Ki Biwi Ne Mood Mein Aake ,
Pahle Apni Kameej Utari, Fir Apni Salwar Aur Santa Ki Taraf Sexy Najar Utha Ke Boli
Biwi: “Jaanu, Tumhe Pata Hai Na Ab Kya Karna Hai?”
Santa Darte Hue: “Nahi Nahi, Jo Bhi Ho Jaye Par Main Itni Rat Ko Kapde Saaf Nahi Karunga“

Tharki Buddho Ki Bhi Kya Bat Hai

Jaisa Ki Aap Sab Jante Hai Ki Budhe Log Jinke Pass Paisa Jyada Ho Hadd Se Jyada Tharki Hote Hai

Ese Hi Ek Bahut Bade Seth Karorimal Ko Ek Ladki Pasand Aa Jati Hai Aur Vo Usk Offer Karta Hai

Seth: “Agar Tum Mere Saath Sona Pasand Karogi To Mein Tumhe 5000 Rupye Dunga”

Ladki Bhi Chalu Item Thhi Boli: “Theek Hai Seth Ji, Lekin Agar Aapne Mujhe Sone Na Diya To Main 5000 Aur Lungi“

Sayane Pati Ki Sayani Soch

Ek Ladke Ki Shadi Hui, Suhagrat Pe Usne Apni Patni Ki Gand Mari Aur Chut Ko Hath Bhi Nahi Lagaya.

Agle Din Phir Esa Kiya, Aur Ese Hi Lagatar Hafta Bhar Esa Karta Aur So Jata.

Biwi Ne Socha Ki Mera Pati Shayad Bevkoof Hai, Isko Kuch Aata Nahi, Vo Rat Ko Boli.

Biwi: “Suno Ji, Aap Piche Nahi Aage Dala Karo, Nahi To Hamare Bachhe Nahi Honge“.

Pati: “Mujhe Malum Hai Janu, Par Main Pura Businessman Hun, Tumhari Piche Wali Dukan Ko Roj Khulne Ki Adat Dal Raha Tha, Kyunki Aage Wali Dukan Mahiney Mein Paanch Din Band Rahti Hai“

Ladkiya Taadne Ka Best Tarika

Santa Roj Ek Doctor Ke Clinic Ke Bahar Khada Ho Ke Ladkiya Dekha Karta Thha.

Doctor Is Baat Se Bahut Pareshan Ho Gaya Thha, Aur Logo Ne Shikayat Karna Bhi Shuru Kar Diya.

Ek Din Doctor Santa Ke Pass Gaya Aur 5 6 Thapar Laga Ke Bola.

Doctor: “Bhonsdi Ke, Tujhe Koi Sharam Haya Hai Ya Nahi, Yaha Khada Ho Ke Roj Aati Jati Ladkiyo Ko Dekhta Hai”

Santa Rote Hue: “Sale Kameene, Khud Hi To Tune Board Laga Rakha Hai Ki Aurto Ko Dekhne Ka Time 9AM – 1PM“

Mahngayi Aur Girlfriend Ke Nakhre

College Time Mein Hamara Ek Friend Hua Karta Thha Jay.

Ek Din Apni Girlfriend Ke Sath Uska Mood Bana Date Pe Jane Ka.

Girlfriend Ne Farmaish Ki, Mere Ko 5 Star Hotel Mein Le Jao.

Ab Bechara Jay Na To Kar Nahi Sakta Thha, So Le Gaya 5 Star Hotel Mein.

Vaha Jaakar Girlfriend Ne Costly Items Order Kar Di.

Jay Vese Hi Ander Se Jala Bhuna Betha Thha, Ye Dekh Kar Bola.

Jay: “Maa Ke Ghar Par Bhi Itni Mahngi Items Khati Ho Kya?”

Girlfriend Ne Bade Pyar Se Jawab Diya: “Nahi, Par Maa Dinner Ke Baad Meri Gaand Bhi To Nahi Maarti Na“

Lene Se Akhir Inkaar Kisko Hai

Pappu Ab Jawan Ho Gaya Thha, Aakhir Santa Se Ladd Jhagad Kar Usne Bike Le Hi Li.

Ab Vo Roz Ladkiyo Ki Gedi Kaata Karta Tha Aur Maje Liya Karta Thha.

Ek Din Ek Ladki Sadak Pe Paidal Jaa Rahi Thhi Pappu Uske Pass Se Tez Bike Chalata Hua Nikla.

Ladki Darr Gayi Aur Use Dekh Kar Chillayi: “Oye Marega Kya?”

Pappu Ne Bike Roki Aur Mud Kar Bola.

Pappu: “Filhal Mood To Nahi Hai, Par Agar Degi To Maar Hi Lunga“

Aaj Ki Naukraniya, Tauba Bhai Tauba

Ek Bacha Apne Ghar Par Kam Karne Wali Naukrani Se Bola.
Bachha: “Tum Papa Ki Nunni Ko Muh Mein Leke Kya Kar Rahi Thhi?”
Naukrani Bhi Chalu Thhi Vo Samajh Gayi Bachha Maa Ko Na Bata De, Usko Bahlane Ke Liye Boli.
Naukrani: “Beta, Tumko To Pata Hai Main Kamwali Hun Saf Safayi Karti Hu, Vo To Tumhari Mummy Ke Liye Usko Bhi Saf Kar Rahi Thhi“