Lage Raho Balko Lage Raho

Aaj Ki Young Generation Ki Sex Ke Prati Uttsukta Ko Dekh Kar Baba Saxidas Ji Ne Kaha Hai.

Jawani Mein Ladke Aur Ladkiyo Ki Halat Ek Jaisi Hoti Hai.

Raat Ko Jab Neend Nahi Aati To Ladko Ke Hath Mein Lulli,

Aur Ladkiyo Ke Hath Mein Mulli Hoti Hai… Lage Rahi Bhakto

This is Called Olympic Sex

Wife: “My Hubby & I Have, What He Calls-Olympic Sex.”

Friend: “Wowww, Must Be A Terrific Sex Life?”

Wife: “Not Really, It Only Happens Once In 4 Years“

Pyaar Ki Nishani Isse Kahte Hai

Ek Dost Apne Dusre Dost Ke Bete Ki Birthday Party Pe Gaya Aur Uss Se Puchha.

Dost: “Yaar Tune Ape Bete Ka Naam Nirodh Kumar Kyu Rakha Hai?”

Dusra Dost: “Yaar Main Apni Wife Ke Sath Sex Kar Raha Tha, Condom Slipp Hoke Ander Chala Gaya, Aur Uski Wajah Se Ye Hua, Isliye“

A Man & A Cockroach

A Man & Cockroach Were Talking.

Man: “I Have Penis That Three Time Longer Than Your Whole Body”

Cockroach: “And Yet I Make Yor Wife Scream Louder Than You Can“

Berojgari Akhir Kyu?

Ustad Chodumal Khan Sahab Ne Aajkal Ki Berojgari Par Ek Sher Arz Kiya,
Jise Vakiye Mein Hum Sab Ko Shayad Samajh Aa Jaye Ki Berojgaari Kyu Hai?
Jidhar Dekho Sabhi Choot Ke Deewane Baithe Hai,
Hajaaro Mar Gaye Par Lakho Aur Taiyar Baithe Hai,
Sale Ek Choot Ke Piche Sab Kuch Apna Luta Dete Hai,
Aur Duniya Ko Kahte Hai Ki Hum Berojgaar Bethe Hai.

Family Planning Ka Best Tarika

Ek Aadmi Familly Planing Ke Liye Doctor Ke Clinic Pe Gaya.
Clinic Ke Bahar Ek Board Laga Thha Jispar Likha Thha
“Family Planning Ke Liye Kripya Piche Ka Rasta Istamal Kare”
Ye Padd Kar Vo Aadmi Ghar Aa Gaya Aur Vakiye Hi Ab Sab Kuch Control Mein Hai

Pathan Sahab Ki Khane Ki Choice

Pathan Ki Nayi Nayi Shadi Hui, Agle Din Patni Ne Rat Ko Dinner Par Pathan Ko Bola.
Patni: “Bakri Ki Zubaan Pakayi Hai Khao Ji”
Pathan: “Main Munh Se Nikli Hui Cheez Nahi Khata”
Patni: “To Phir Anda Bana Du?“