Ese To Yaaro Tum Marr Hi Jaoge

Ustad Chodumal Khan Sahab Ji Ladko Ki Sex Ke Prati Ruchi Jagate Hue Sher Arz Karte Hai

Gunah Karke Tum Kyu Saza Se Darte Ho,

Condnm Pehan Ke Kyu Aids Se Darte Ho,

Itni Ladkiyaan Hai Pyaar Karne Ke Liye,

Phir Kyu Tum Lulli Hila Hila Ke Marte Ho?

Jhakkas Madam Ko Jhakkas Jawab

Ek Admi Bank Mein Paisi Nikalvane Gaya.

Udhar Ek Badi Mast Si Patakha Lady Cashier Bethi Thhi.

Lady Cashier Ne Puchha: “So Ke Loge?”

Aadmi Kameenepan Se Bola: “Ji Khade Khade Bhi Le Lunga.”

Mauja Hi Mauja, Coach Ki

A Girl Went To A Swimming Pool In A Bra & Panty.

Coach Says: Madam, “Here Two Piece Costume Is Not Allowed.”

Girl Says: “To Kaun Sa Utaroon?“

Duniya Ki Sabse Badi Choot Kiski Hai?

Is Duniya Mein Sabse Badi Choot Kiski Hai?

Sochoo????

Arey Yaar Apne Dharmender Bhai Ki Biwi Ki Re.

Puchho Kyu???

Kyunki Uska Khud Ka Beta Sunny Deol Ji Kahte Hai.

“Main Nikla Gaddi Leke“

Kash Aisi Mast Bhabhi Hume Bhi Mile

Ek Andha Ladka Sare Mohalle Mein Har Ghar Mein Jakar Mithayi Baant Raha Tha.

Ek Ghar Mein Gaya Jismein Ek Bahut Hi Sunder Babhi Ji Rahti Thhi.

Usne Darwaja Knock Kiya To Babhi Ki Awaj Aayi.

Babhi: “Kon Hai Bahar”

Ladka: “Babhi Ji Main Guddu, Aapko Mithayi Deni Thhi”

Ab Babhi Ji Ander Bathroom Mein Naha Rahi Thhi, Usne Socha Ki Isko Konsa Dikhta Hai Bina Kapde Pahne Hi Ja Ke Mithayi Le Leti Hu.

Babhi: “Aa Jao Ander Aur Darwaje Ke Sath Bed Hai, Uspe Betho Mein Abhi Ati Hu”

Ab Babhi Ji Bathroom Se Nangi Apne Mast Geele Badan Ke Sath Bahar Aayi Aur Guddu Ke Samne Jake Khadi Ho Gayi Aur Muskura Ke Boli.

Babhi: “Guddu Ji, Aaj Mithayi Kis Khushi Mein Khilayi Jaa Rahi Hai?”

Guddu Sharmate Hue: “Babhi Ji Meri Ankho Ka Operation Ho Gaya Hai Aur Mujhe Ab Dikhne Lag Gaya Hai, Is Khushi Mein”

James Bond’s Magical Watch

James Bond, Shows His Magic Watch To His New Girlfriend and Says

James Bond: “My Watch Says Your Not Wearing Panties”

Girlfriend: “But I Am Wearing, Your Watch Is Lying”

James Bind: “Ooops Sorry, My Watch Is 10 Minutes Fast ;)“

Sex Karne Ka New Tarika, By Santa Singh

Santa Apni Biwi Preeto Ke Sath Sex Kar Raha Thha, Par Usko Thoda Sa Tight Feel Hua.

To Usne Dimag Lagaya Aur Sath Mein Pade Glass Mein Se Doodh Liya Aur Lund Pe Laga Ke Chodna Shuru Kar Diya.

Aisa Karne Se Usko Itna Maja Aaya Ki Vo Roj Roj Yahi Karne Lag Gaya.

9 Mahine Bad Biwi Jab Pregnant Hui To Hospital Mein Admit Karvaya.

Jaisi Hi Doctor Operation Theater Se Bahar Nikla To Santa Ne Us Se Pucha.

Santa: “Dr Saab, Kya Hua Baby Ya Baba?”

Doctor Huste Hue: “No Baby Or No Baba, Only 1kg Paneer Nikla Hai, Yahi Khana Hai Ya Pack Kar Du“