Boys Are The Best

During A Strike, Girls In The Crowd Shouted: “We Want Justice, We Want Justice”

While Boys From Behind Shouted: “We Want Just-Tits, We Want Just-Tits“

Call Girl VS Wife, True Comparison

William Sexfear’s Case Study On Wedding Decisions

Average Marital Life – 30 Yrs

Cost:

Marriage Expenses – Rs. 2,00,000
Monthly Expense – Rs.15,000
Wife’s Monthly Maintenance – Rs. 3,000

Returns:

Sex First 5 Yrs – Weekly 3 Times.
Next 5 Yrs  – Weekly 1 Time.
Next 10 Yrs  – Once In 15 Days.
Next 10 Yrs – Once In A Month.

Meaning:
1400 Times Sex In 30 Yrs 4 An Estimated Expenditure Of 66,80,000 + 2,00,000

Spent On Wedding @ 7% For 30 Years As Per Current Fd Interest Rate 29,84,890 = 99,64,890

Calculations:
A Man Spends Rs.7120 For Each Time He Has Sex With His Wife.

Conclusion:
Call Girls are Cheaper!

Ladke Aur Ladki Mein Asli Faraq, Chinki Ki Jubani

Teacher Ne Science Class Mein Chinki Se Puchha.

Teacher: “Ladki Or Ladke Mein Kya Farak Hai?”

Chinki: “Ji Ladki Chah Kar Bhi Ek Saal Mein Sirf Ek Hi Bache Ki Maan Ban Sakti Hai Aur Ladka Chahe To Ek Saal Mein 365 Bachon Ka Baap Ban Sakta Hai.“

Abe Ye Kya Dikha Diya Maine

Jaisa Ki Aap Jante Hai Ki Apne Santa Bhai Sahab Ek Company Mein Tikk Nahi Sakte.

Unke Kiye Gaye Kaam Ko Dekh Ke Company Wale Itne Khush Hote Hai Ki Unko Dusre Month Hi Bahar Nikal Dete Hai.

Isi Tarha Ek Bar Santa Ek Company Mein Interview Deke Aya, Aur Banta Ke Pass Ja Pahuncha, Banta Ne Us Se Puchha.

Banta: “Interview Kaisa Hua?”

Santa: “Yaar, Interview To Achha Hua Hai, Par Last Mein Unhone Kaha Ki, Show Your Testimonials.”

Banta: “Haan, To Firr?”

Santa: “Mujhe Lagta Hai Ki Main Unhe Galat Cheez Dikha Aaya.“

Aisi Akalmand Biwi, Bhagwan Kisi Ko Na De

Husband Bangkok Trip Par Gaya Hua Thha, Bahut Dino Tak Wapis Nahi Lauta.

Wife Ne Usko Email Kari Jismein Usmein Likha Thha.

“Darling, Waha Tum Jo Chhez Kharid Rahe Ho, Kya Mein Wo Yaha Bechna Shuru Kardu?”

Aur Pati Dusre Din Vapis Ghar Mein Thha

And The Winner Is Chinki

A Contest In A Girls College

“Write A Short Essay Which Contains Sex, Religion And Mystery.”

The Winners Was Chinki And The Essyy Was,

Oh God! I Am Pregnant And I Wonder Who Did It

Ese To Yaaro Tum Marr Hi Jaoge

Ustad Chodumal Khan Sahab Ji Ladko Ki Sex Ke Prati Ruchi Jagate Hue Sher Arz Karte Hai

Gunah Karke Tum Kyu Saza Se Darte Ho,

Condnm Pehan Ke Kyu Aids Se Darte Ho,

Itni Ladkiyaan Hai Pyaar Karne Ke Liye,

Phir Kyu Tum Lulli Hila Hila Ke Marte Ho?