Difference Between A Girl Friend And Motor Bike?

What Is The Difference Between A Girl Friend And Motor Bike.

Motorbike Is First Kicked And Then Used,

While A Girlfriend Is First Used And Then Kicked.

Ladki Ki Mast T-Shirt

Pappu Ke Pados Mein Ek Nayi Familly Rahne Aayi,

Ek Din Uski Ladki Ne T–Shirt Pahni Hui Thhi Jispe Car Bani Hui Thi.

Papu Lagatar Usko Dekhe Ja Raha Thha, Ladki Ne Us Se Pucha.

Ladki: “Oye, Kabhi Car Nahi Dekhi Kya?”

Papu: “Ji, Car To Dekhi Hai, Par Itne Bade-Bade Speed Breaker Kabhi Nahi Dekhe“

Paisi Hum De Aur Maje Tum Lo

Santa Flight Mein Pilot Ke Headphones Chheen Ne Ki Koshish Kar Raha Tha.

Pilot Hairani Se: “Ye Kya Kar Rahe Hai, Sir?”

Santa: “Madharchod Ticket Hum Le, Aur Gaane Tum Suno, Chal Idhar De“

Apni Khushi Ke Liye Kisi Aur Ko Dukh Na Do

Sex Karte Hue Biwi Ko Shaq Hua Ki Bacha Jaag Raha Hai,

Biwi Ne Husband Ko Bola To Usne Bache Ko Doosre Kamre Mein Lita Diya,

Sex Karne Ke Baad Jab Husband Vapis Bache Ko Lene Gaya To Dekha Ki Bachha Mutth Mar Raha Hai

Husband Gusse Se: “Oyee, Ye Kya Kar Raha Hai Tu?”

Bachha Guuse Se Bola: “Apna Kaam Apne Haath Se Kar Raha Hu, Apni Khushi Ke Liye Kisi Ki Maa Nahi Chod Raha“

Why Love Is Better Then War?

Teacher Bachho Ko History Samjha Rahi Thhi, Ek Dum Se Usne Class Mein Bethe Bachho Se Puchha.

Teacher: “Why Love Is Better Then War?”

Chinki Khadi Hui Aur Muskurati Hue Boli

Chinki: “Madamji, Arey Aapko Itna Bhi Nahi Pata, Simple Because Condom Is Cheaper Then Gun.“

Call-Girl & Teaching Job

Call-girl Applies For A Teachers Job.

Principal: “Can you Teach Zoology, Biology, Geology & Physiology”

Girl: “No, I Can Teach Only Choos-Loji, Chaat-Loji, Daal-Loji & Nikal-Loji.“

Ladkiya Purse Mein Kya Kya Cheeze Rakhti Hai?

Santa Apni Ek College Friend Ke Sath Shopping Mall Mein Ghumne Gaya,

Vahan Ladki Ko Washroom Jana Hota Hai, To Santa Ko Apna Purse Dete Hue Bolti Hai

Girlfriend: “Yeh Purse Pakdo Mein Abhi Aayi”

Ab Santa Hai To Akal Se Sayana Hi, Socha Ki Dekhu Ladkiya Bag Mein Kya Rakhti Hai

Jaisi Hi Usne Purse Ko Khola Usmein Se Rubber Ka Lund Nikla.

Santa Ke Ye Dekh Ke Tote Udd Gaye Aur Usne Fatafatt Purse Band Kar Diya.

Ladki Washroom Se Aayi Aur Majak Majak Mein Usne Santa Ko Puchha.

Girlfriend: “Khola To Nahi?”

Santa: “Na Ji Na, Purse Khol Ke Mene Apni Gaand Thodi Fadwani Hai“