Aaj Ki Naukraniya, Tauba Bhai Tauba

Ek Bacha Apne Ghar Par Kam Karne Wali Naukrani Se Bola.
Bachha: “Tum Papa Ki Nunni Ko Muh Mein Leke Kya Kar Rahi Thhi?”
Naukrani Bhi Chalu Thhi Vo Samajh Gayi Bachha Maa Ko Na Bata De, Usko Bahlane Ke Liye Boli.
Naukrani: “Beta, Tumko To Pata Hai Main Kamwali Hun Saf Safayi Karti Hu, Vo To Tumhari Mummy Ke Liye Usko Bhi Saf Kar Rahi Thhi“

India Gareeb Nahi Hai

Ek Bar Flight Mein Santa Ki Bahas Ek American Se Ho Gayi.
American: “Tumhra Desh To Bada Gareeb Hai”
Santa Ko Ye Sun Ke Gussa Aa Gaya Aur Bola
Santa: “Bhonsdi Ke, Tum Angrej Jitna Tel Khane Mein Use Karte Ho Na, Us Se Jyada To Hum Har Shanivar Ko Mandir Mein Chada Dete Hai“

Best Quotes by William Sexfear

Folding Chair & Woman – Both Useless If Legs Closed
Microwave & Girl – Both Get Hot In 15 Sec
Bra & Bar -  Men Go Crazy When They Are Open

Santa Aur Chowmein Ka Sawad

Santa Subha Khana Khate Hue Biwi Par Chilla Raha Tha.
Santa: “Ye Kya? Khane Mein Baal, Andhi Hai Tujhe Dikhta Nahi Kya?”
Biwi Gusse Mein Aake: “Chupchap Kha Le Madharchod, Raat Ko Puri Jhaantein Chowmein Samajh Ke Khane Ki Koshish Karta Hai Aur Din Mein 1 Baal Ke Liye Nakhre Karta Hai“

Haye Re Tera Sharmana

Ustad Chodumal Khan Ji Apne College Ke Dino Ko Yad Karke Apne Friends Ko Sher Suna Rahe Thhe
Ek Din Milli Wo Hume Kuch Is Tarha Se,
Udasio Mein Basi Si, Jhuki Juki Nazar Se,
Maine Akhir Puch Hi Liya Udas Kyu Ho?
Juka Ke Palke, Chupa Ke Chehra
Hole Se Boli, “Periods Chal Rahe Hai“

Girdhar Barse Angan Main NVG Version

Teacher Ne Pappu Ko “Girdhar Barse Angan Main” Mein Kavita Likhne Ko Kaha
Pappu Ne Likha
Masti Bhri Ek Madam Aayi Josh Bhare Is Yauvan Mein,
Saanjh Dhale Jab Piya Mile To Khaat Bichhi Fir Angan Mein ,
Hoth Chusaye, Chuchi Dabayee, Land Ghusa Fir Jaanghan Mein,
Wo Sisak Sisak Kar Chillayi Jab “Girdhar Barse Angan Mein

Doodh Aur Ladki Mein Kya Faraq Hota Hai

College Ke Trip Par Bache Ghumne Gaye Thhe, Aur Usmein Santa Ki Beti Chinki Bhi Thhi,
Jaisa Ki Aap Log Jante Ho Ki Jaha 1 Se Jyada Ladkiya Ho, Vaha Bas Duniya Bhar Ki Ajeebo Gareeb Baatein Shuru.
Ese Hi Chinki Ki Ek Friend Ne Sabhi Friends Ke Aage Ek Question Rakha.
Ladki: “Koi Btayega Ki Doodh Aur Ladki Mein Kya Faraq Hota Hai”
Chinki: “Ja Pagli Tujhe Itna Bhi Nahi Pata, Doodh Jab Gharam Hota Hai To Malayi Uper Aati Hai, Aur Ladki Jab Garam Ho To Malayi Niche Aati Hai”