Pappu Gand Pange Lene Se Baaj Aaja

Jaisa Ki Aap Sabko Pata Hai Ki Hamara Pappu Pange Lene Mein Ustaad Hai

Uske Mohalle Mein Ek Kirayne Ki Nayi Dukaan Khuli Thhi

Pappu Dukan Pe Gaya Aur Dukandar Se Bola

Pappu: “Suji Hai?”

Dukandar: “Haan”

Pappu: “To Marwayi Kyu Thhi Bhonsdi Ke”

Aur Ye Kah Ke Vapis Aa Gaya

Agle Din Fir Usi Dukan Pe Gaya Aur Bola

Pappu: “Suji Hai?”

Dukandar Sochte Hue: “Nahi”

Pappu: “To Bhonsdi Ke, Dukaan Kya Gaand Marwane Ko Kholi Hai”

Note: The Jokes Is Repeated But With A New Twist of Pappu