Ek Lady USA Se India Aati Hai
Airport Par Custom Wale Ne Use Suitcase Kholne Ko Bola.
Suitcase Kholte Hi Usmein Se Rubber Ka Land Nikal Aata Hai
Custom Officer: “Aapki Shaadi Ho Gayi?”
Lady: “Haan Ji, 10 Saal Ho Gaye”
Custom Officer: “Aapke Pati Kahaan Hain?”
Lady: “USA Mein”
Custom Officer (Dildo Haath Me Lekar): “Pati Hai Toh Fir Ye Kya Hai?”
Lady (Aankh Maartay Hue): “Aray Sir, Vo Fixed Landline Hai Aur Ye Mobile“
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